Name: The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Episode 43
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Episode 43' from The Adam Friedland Show on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-03-01. Transcript available.

The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Episode 43

welcome to the Adam Friedland show it is the week of Thursday sorry February 26
my colleagues being
allowed right now I'm at work Adam is on the phone all right so is it like the
turn signal
with Volkswagen what time what time he's asking stop watch start and we're off
we're off for a big
one you know what let me let me call you in like an hour this is like it's we're
gonna do two car
talk we got this guy's like a real this guy that's making noise he's a real jokester
around the office
who are you on the phone with the service department I'll call you you on the
phone with thanks a lot
okay appreciate it yeah yeah if we send it to the body shop I'm just not gonna
have my car for another
seven years so it was ridiculous all right thanks man all right bye all right
see you all right who's
this now my sister's calling who's this that was a that was a Volvo hi Zoe I'm
doing the party oh my
god wait are you is everything okay okay I'm gonna get that thing for from her
birthday by the way the
one you sent we're doing a thing right now I'm actually on the podcast and Nick's
doing a thing
where he's started the podcast while I'm like taking important phone calls from
my family and
yeah I did that you want to say hi to Nick I definitely did that uh before yeah
I was like
oh Zoe's gonna call why don't we start doing the podcast but she can call me
personally she doesn't
have he said you can call him personally and he said you don't write you don't
call
he wants your attention all the time he's like it's kind of pathetic
bye all right enjoy it I gotta go bye sorry guys you know life welcome to the
Adam Friedland
show podcast I like your look right now yeah yeah you look like very uh like
you're in a symphony
orchestra oh yeah I was going for like uh Brookstone guy who hangs out at Brookstone
pretending to
work there is Brookstone still a company no no sharper image sharper image
going to sharp going to
sharper image and pretending uh yeah I buy this kind of stuff yeah I'm actually
uh I'm at the
genius bar here I'm sorry do you have a hair dryer that's made out of lasers um
sorry I'm looking for
I'm looking for I'm looking for I'm looking for barbecue equipment that also
tells you what time it is
that's that's that is but I got one of those sensors for my dad for and it just
did not work for like
the internal meat temperature a meat temperature for like an app yeah well you
mean like 20 years ago
no like uh not not too long ago sharper image in Brookstone it was like it
literally just did not
work those stores just existed for poor people to go into and be like dude if I
was rich but then no rich
people are actually buying any of that shit yeah I don't need an indoor hammock
yeah exactly yeah it's
aspirational it's aspirational yeah yeah yeah um but and also for kids at the
mall to go in the massage
chairs right massage chairs yeah yeah yeah but then everything in there was
like a massage item yeah
see Nick and I grew up in mall culture we were kind of mall rats growing up so
I used to take a
bitch on a date to a they still have balls dude I was just in Columbus and they
got that big one there
yeah the Columbus mall the Easton Town Center was it fun I guess I should have
um that's kind of the one
thing I do consistently on the road on the road is go to the mall yeah yeah
there's nothing else to do
there's nothing else to do yeah Rosemont Zaney's is like not in Chicago none of
the climb at the airport no there's an outlet mall and I bought Tim's it was
pretty fun yeah yeah I dead ass bought Tim's okay yeah um yeah I will be at
Charlie Good Nights in Raleigh North Carolina my return to Charlie Good Nights
Charlie Good Nights I think it's just Good Nights um I remember one yeah they
changed it used to be Charlie Good Nights is the new venue now last year that
was those were fun shows that was like the first that was my first weekend I
think I did Laugh Boston and then that was just a bunch of drunk Boston guys I'm
Laugh Boston next weekend guys the 8th I believe and 9th that was the for well
I guess the first weekend I did was a creek in the cave and I hadn't done stand
up in like four years and then that that was fun
uh huh and then I had to do Laugh Boston and then no you did uh in Chicago well
that was just doing a 20 minute spot I thought you went back after that no
never mind never mind yeah yeah yeah yeah this is what comics do like this is
kind of the conversations we have you know behind the scenes you know it's uh
it is bizarre the state of the industry now uh let's get a state of the
industry address from the president there's probably uh oh you're mocking me
no no no no no you said state of the industry it was like uh it was an attempt
at what other words it was an attempt at what other words would you use it was
not condescending what other words oh the state let's get a statement from the
president
no state of the industry this is this the one time this is the one time in our
15 years of friendship that I've looked at like more of a lesbian than you and
now you think you can
now you think you can fucking come to my window now you can do your misogyny in
me when it's it's like
I wasn't trying to be an asshole now you know how fucking that's not my style
now you know how tempting
it is that's not my style of comedy you're like what you're like why are you
mean to me and condescending
and it's because you look like that because you look like this all the time
when I put that beard on you
were like I it's it's ridiculous it's all the things that made you make you
annoying when you don't have the beard
beard when you had the fake beard on you're like yeah of course this guy's lazy
he's trying his best
he's of course this guy's a bum he's a good guy he's just relaxing I want to
have a beer with him
yeah not even a beer it's just like leave him the fuck alone yeah I put on a
fake beard and Nick
said you know normally it wasn't just I think Hunter said it also like I
because I brought it up
and then everyone was like that's what it is yeah but everyone because everyone
is cafeteria style
around the old no no no no everyone's like good one Nick you get you get that
get go get him
they're not it wasn't even a get him sort of thing it's kind of an Archie style
no it's a little bit
of Archie Riverdale you're in the cafeteria no you know you know what it
actually probably was it's not
even like the look thing it's because you had a fake beard on you couldn't talk
as much
I had to remember yeah yeah you had to shut up no yeah that's how that's how
that's how it do be but
it really it's funny I was like I had when I think I couldn't speak for like a
fucking week and it was
like a nice week with my girlfriend and it's like yeah because I couldn't say
anything that would be
misinterpreted you know what I wish is that she couldn't speak right or my wife
you know oh you're
yeah I guess she does talk a lot I guess your wife doesn't shut the fuck up she's
always saying
shit dude I'm back anyway um Boston next weekend following weekend Detroit the
15th or whatever the
next weekend also I want to say uh we had Dan Soder on the premium episode and
if you don't subscribe
go to patreon.com yeah Dan was supposed to come on for this regular episode but
because of like the
timing and some other things that were going on this week um we could yeah we
couldn't but so I do we
couldn't have him on the regular one so we had him on the premium so I'd like
to mention that Dan is
releasing his new special on YouTube on the road check it out he's one of the
best YouTube at sign
Dan Soder yeah we love Dan why do I sound so old talking about this stuff I was
I'm not YouTube
was new when I was like a kid like I grew up with well then grow up with we
were the beta testers
yeah but it's not like I'm taught I talk grapes I talk about I talk about the
internet now like
an old person I know but I'll be like www.http right why does it sound bad why
is it the backslash
I don't sound like I'm in the matrix I feel like I used to sound like I was a
part of the matrix
you used to be the architect ergo no I was like the sunglasses and fucking like
welcome let's listen to Rob Zombie in the club now you're the old lady I was
thinking about that
the other day that fucking the song Dragula is he what is he talking about what
is the song
which one Dragula how's the Rob Zombie he's like
for times and bitches and burns and I slam in the back of my Dragula
yeah you put on a dress and get fucked in your ass oh Dragula yeah I never
realized it sounded
so badass I never listened no I think it's about like it's it's supposed to be
about
cross-dressing yeah I mean I've joked before that all of his songs are about
like it's a fucking car
that's cool I mean so I think it's Dragula spooky scary Dragula is supposed to
be a car
yeah and so is uh so is a super beast I think that's also a car I think it's a
type of bitch
it's always a car from hell okay no I mean basically I think the two big songs
it's for babies
uh Metallica's like that too Enter Sandman is just about being having scary
dreams I don't think it's about it's for baby that's kind of stuff isn't for
babies it's for people that are sincere and aren't like uh you know it's not uh
snobs dickheads jews uh yeah you remember hipsters hipsters is the term
remember in the west memphis 3 documentary where the moms like I listen to this
song nothing else matters every day
mm-hmm to like remind me of like that I miss my baby and he's locked up and it's
like so emotional is there a problem with that you have no it was like a really
beautiful moment in that oh yeah and it is a nice song nothing else matters one
of the first songs people learned on guitar
nothing else I like that song but what's the thing that does matter in the song
getting pussy getting pussy yeah I just thought about getting pussy I got happy
oh yeah yeah you do you look like um like a musical genius falling on hard
times yeah you look like one of those jamie fox movies yeah there's only one of
but it feels like there was a million
uh-huh it's like like violin radio but didn't it didn't you make 9-11 I don't
remember there was an asterisk where he was like Jamie Foxx lives in a shopping
cart yeah but 9-11 Liam Neeson is like the boy needs to play his violin is Liam
Neeson his best friend I don't remember dude it's like that is all one genre of
like like uh like anti-racist actually it's not even there's movies are kind of
racist because it's like there's never I don't I haven't seen any of them
uh-huh but radio is like that no one's racist to radio in the movie but the
movie is supposed to make you feel like uh see we weren't that bad
it makes us feel good I guess kind of you know green book is another yeah yeah
that green book guy's son does something
the guy from the only fans no he's like on the sopranos or something really
yeah I love that show the sopranos green book movie
I love that show the sopranos so good you guys gotta check it out I also want
to plug the sopranos we have HBO Max
Viggo Mortensen
one of the best names
Mahershali Ali
Don Shirley an Italian
American
yeah Frank Tony
Lipp
Vagilagna
Tony Lipp
Vagilagna that's a good one
oh he does he's on the he's on the Sopranos he plays Carmine the guy that
actually Carmine or a little Carmine
fuck Carmine the old one
that's who wrote green book
that is the guy the character from
in his real life
the actor who plays Carmine on the Sopranos
was the guy that drove that black guy around
oh wow
the movie's based on his real life
wow
yeah yeah yeah
little Carmine is one of the funniest television characters of all time
like the all the malapropisms how he like tries to sound smart and all the guys
think he's like an intellectual but like
he's just using the wrong words constantly
I don't do that
I don't know you porn in me so I'm porn in me
oh yeah no you do that
you do that all the time
but not like big words
it's always like
it's always jargon
you know
it's always like