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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ryley Walker & Nick Mullen - Episode 46

Hello, and welcome to a very special episode of the Adam Friedland Show podcast.
As we've alluded to in the last couple of weeks, we are in dire financial straits
these days.
We're trying to save the business.
We are being threatened by potentially filing for Chapter 7 or 11 bankruptcy.
So what many of you don't know is that those of you who don't subscribe to our
page...
Hello, and welcome to the Adam Friedland Show podcast.
Very special episode.
Before we start, I just want to introduce you guys.
A lot of people, the show has hit kind of like in any long relationship.
You're like with a girl.
Sometimes you don't fuck for a couple of months.
And Nick and I are kind of in that kind of stage right now.
I think it's become apparent to the fans, and they want to get us fucking again.
They want to spice up our relationship a little bit.
And a lot of you have been asking for an official Adam Friedland Show podcast
mascot.
And so I came back from the weekend.
I was in Detroit last weekend.
Thank you to everyone who came to the shows in Detroit and Boston.
They were incredible shows.
And I came back.
The studio was spotless.
He cleaned for me.
It made me feel good.
And also, I saw this gentleman over here.
And Nick brought into our lives the new official Adam Friedland Show mascot.
This is Mr. Hashimoto.
He was once a file cabinet.
And now he is kind of like a Japanese salaryman, kind of like a bukkake style.
You know the deal.
Also, guys, on the Patreon side, I just wanted to mention, for those of you who
subscribe to the Patreon,
this Monday or Tuesday, you saw our first installment of the Adam Friedland
Show digital shorts series,
which will now be a weekly occurrence.
Nick and I will be making one digital shorts style sketch a week on Patreon for
our intrepid Patreon subscribers.
Also, we released a lot of other exclusive content this week.
The shooting script for the last episode of the Paul Schrader episode of the
talk show.
And also, we are going to figure out how to do for our Patreon subscribers.
And if you don't subscribe, these were some props that Nick made for the last
sketch that didn't actually end up making it into the episode.
But we kind of, we want to figure out a way for our subscribers on Patreon to
have a contest or something.
We don't know how to do it specifically, but we're going to be doing it in the
next couple of weeks.
For these exclusive, Nick ordered these PS5 cases.
I'll get to you.
I'll get to you in a second.
PS5 cases, and he got a photo printer and then Photoshopped these PlayStation
games.
For instance, Master of the Senate, Lyndon Johnson, the Robert Caro.
This is the PS5 game.
This is The Last Bit of Pussy, Part 2.
Of course, the Capcom, Boys Don't Cry.
And who could forget Gay Madden 24, which I hear is quite good.
Oh, the Holy Quran.
This is good, too.
So, guys, if you don't subscribe to Patreon and you want to enter the contest
and you want to see the new digital short series,
of course, a weekly podcast, and enter a chance for you to win one of these
exclusive PS5 games developed by Nick Mullen for our last sketch that didn't
make it in because it was a nightmare of a scenario, and I'm glad it's behind
us.
Finally, because money is getting tight, we did also have a fuck a fan
challenge, and I'd like to introduce you guys to the winner of the fuck a fan
challenge.
You want to introduce yourself?
Your name?
Hey, out there in TV land.
My name is Riley.
Adam let me fuck him, and he fucked me.
I wouldn't say let you.
It was kind of, I had to.
Yeah, he had.
He had to let me fuck him.
It was me fucking Adam.
Just kidding.
That was kind of a nasty joke.
Riley and I are good friends.
It's my friend Riley Walker.
We're pals.
He is a Grammy Award winning musician.
You've worked with me.
Never even been in the consideration of the conversation for a Grammy.
He worked with everyone from Robert Plant to John Bonham to...
Yeah, Bonzo.
Me and Bonzo used to hit it hard back in the late 70s.
Mr. Keith Moon, of course.
R.I.P.
Brian Eno.
Brian Pinheiro.
Brian Pinheiro.
He worked with all of them.
He's a very talented musician.
Probably a, I would venture to say, musical genius.
He never would.
Yeah, so everyone give it up for Riley Walker.
Mr. Guaranteed 11 inches, Riley Walker.
Welcome to the show, pal.
Nick's on the road, but we will...
I think we should check back in with Nick later on in the episode.
Yeah, let's give Nick a shout.
I'm doing you no favors by being on here.
I'm nobody at all, so I really appreciate it.
Well, I mean, in the music community, I think you're quite heralded and well-respected,
but definitely in the podcast fan audience, I think you might receive death
threats.
Yeah, I'm going to be transferring at Union Station and get a knife in my side.
I'm not really looking forward to it because I'm not Nick and I'm not a common
guy.
Yeah, by virtue of the fact that you're not Nick, I've put actually your life
in danger.
Yeah, yeah, I'm going to die.
It's totally worth it.
Which is kind of how Jews all around the country are feeling right now.
So, you know, maybe walk a mile in our shoes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm finally there.
With the rise in anti-Semitism.
Riley is a buddy of mine, very funny dude, musician, and also he was an OG fan
of Come Town.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You guys were big on the stereo back in the day in the tour van and stuff.
You listened on a stereo.
On a stereo on a boombox.
Yeah, I remember, I don't know if it's, I think I asked you if I could say this
before,
but when Riley liked to party a little bit too much.
I had a problem.
He had to go away to a place that teaches you not to party anymore.
A clinic.
And our friends would explain Come Town Bits that he was missing because of
your incarceration.
Yeah, in handwritten letter form.
He was getting Come Town Bits written by hand by our friends Brian.
Yeah, it was contraband.
They got it into the rehab and I would read it and laugh and it got me one day
closer to Serenity
and I'm here now with you and it's a real joy.
So I essentially got you a little bit.
Yeah, you got me clean.
Like I owe it to Adam.
Yeah, yeah.
I owe it to Adam because I'm clean.
Five years, five years now.
Five years clean.
Let's give it up for Riley.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
He used to be one of the most fun guys.
Now he's...
And now I suck.
Now you suck.
Yeah, ice me.
Yeah, congratulations to you, of course.
Yeah, contraband.
So Brian took it in like his ass or something.
No, it was mailed in letter form, but you know, they would like read the
letters and they'd
be like, hey, I hope you're doing well.
You know, there'd be like some sort of communication at first.
And they wouldn't repass the first paragraph.
It's like a prison letter.
And then the rest was just funny stuff that you were saying at the time.
And it was...
I'm sure it wasn't anything I was saying.
I'm sure it was more...
No, you're a really funny guy.
What did they say?
And then they said, Adam, and then they were like, Adam, you're gay.
Yeah, a lot of stuff calling you gay.
And you laughed while you were in a drugs...
Drug withdrawal, yeah.
Withdrawal.
Yeah, absolutely.
While a nurse was by my side holding my hand.
Really?
Yeah.
Is it like that?
Yeah, yeah.
You're like withdrawing and having nightmares and pissing and shit in the bed,
you know?
Oh, no.
I thought it was more of a sexual...
When you say nurse, I think porn.
No, I wasn't getting jerked off or anything.
It was a total clinical thing.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't even think my dick worked at the time.
Your dick didn't work at what?
I was dying.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, congratulations.
We're glad that you're here.
Yeah, I'm glad to be here, buddy.
Thanks a lot.
I like being alive.
Oh, congratulations.
We're very proud of you.
I'm a big fan of Riley.
Thanks, pal.
He's one of the best guys I know, pretty much.
Oh, thanks.
And that's why we call him Mr. Guaranteed 11 Inches, of course.
Yeah, thank you very much, guys.
And that's a guarantee to every guy watching.
Who canceled on this to make me come on the podcast?
Nick had to go on the road.
Oh, Nick had to go on the road.
And you thought of your coolest, most famous friend, me.
I thought of my friend that needs this.
Yeah, I need this pretty bad, actually.
My career's in a real downturn.
I made up a fuck a fan challenge, right?
And I sent it to you in an email.
And it seemed like there were other people.
You couldn't get Sufjan Stevens?
No, no, no.
Couldn't get Sufjan?
Brother, I made up a fan.
You don't have the poll for Sufjan?
I made up a fan.
This just sucks.
First of all, Sufjan Stevens, I don't think he'd like this very much.
He would love it.
You think so?
Yeah, close personal friend.
What's his vibe like?
I've actually never met Sufjan Stevens.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah.
But I assume he'd write a whole concept album about it.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Can you, so Riley, so one thing I was thinking today is like we can, Riley has,
you know,
a lot of contacts in the music industry.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're a veteran of-
Indie rock.
Indie rock.
Yeah, the indie rock business, I know everybody, pretty much, except Sufjan.
Yeah, so like, you know, you have a lot of, I'm sure, in your, in your, you
know, address
book or whatever it is on the iPhone, you have a lot of names in there.
A ton of big names, yeah.
Yeah, like, you know, Mr. Dave Matthews, for instance.
Dave, yeah.
Dave's a, yeah, David.
Do you think we, should we call him right now?
Maybe he's on safari right now, he likes to go to the motherland a whole lot.
Oh yeah, I'm South African as well.
Yeah, you guys are South African brothers.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, not biologically.
But you think he's on, you know, he wouldn't like to be called right now.
I don't know.
Just call him right now.
Okay.
Crank yourself to death?
Yeah, he drank himself stupid and then he died.
I feel like no one's drank themselves to death since, like, Hendrix.
Hendrix drowned in a bathtub with a bottle of wine.
He joked on his own vomit.
And his penis was huge, apparently.
Yeah, that's what I've heard as well.
Yeah.
Left-handed penis.
Left-handed penis, yeah.
He had a left-handed penis.
Are you texting Dave Matthews first?
No.
Really?
I mean, Riley, I thought I wanted, I thought you would love it.
If you're doing this to get close to Dave Matthews, I'm on here for the wrong
reasons.
Listen, brother, I'm not, yeah, maybe I am using, you text Dave Matthews?
You texted Dave Matthews.
What'd you say?
So what's up?
Are you available for a call?
Really?
Yeah.
So Riley actually was a Dave Matthews fan growing up and you recorded a covers
album.
Yeah, and everybody hated it and I lost the record label.
I was on a ton of money.
But everyone hated it, except for who?
Except for Dave Matthews.
Mr. Dave Matthews.
Yeah, Dave Matthews respected it.
Dave Matthews loved it.
Good guy.
Shouts out to Dave Matthews.
Very good guy.
Lost the record label, tens of thousands of dollars, still recovering from debt.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So you're jaded from the music industry.
Riley, Riley.
Yeah, I'm independent.
Yeah, you're independent, right?
I'm totally independent.
Riley has been telling me for years, he's like, I'm done with the rocker dream.
Yeah, the rocker dream is done.
Podcasters have all the money now and you took all the fame.
So you think that-
You siphoned it from us.
We are kind of the new rock stars and it's painful.
Yeah, it must really suck for you guys.
Yeah, man.
Life is pretty fucking shit.
It's not cool.
It's really bad, actually.
Yeah.
I'm out here dying, dude.
I'm like, not okay.
I've lost everything.
I've lost everything.
No, you're fine, dude.
I'm all right for today.
You're happy.
Should we prank Nick?
Yeah, you want to give Nick a call?
Yeah, I'm going to give him a call.
He's in a bad mood.
What should the prank be, though?
Where is he?
He doesn't want to be on the road right now.
He's on the road doing comedy.
He's doing comedy.
Yeah.
He's a real-
I'll say this.
Uh-oh.
Hey, dude.
We