Name: The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Gavin Matts - Episode 50
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Gavin Matts - Episode 50

welcome to adam friedland show podcast i'm gavin matt's guest host today and
everybody
nick mullen you know the fuck i am i'm nick mullen i'm just kicking it racism
style
i was you know i walked in here you're being racist yeah and i was thinking oh
that's that's
nick mullen yep i was at uh dunkin donuts smelling different races what do they
smell like oh god i
wish you could have been there i wish you could have smelled the different
spices and anyway guys
welcome to the adam friedland show podcast uh where uh nick is in tampa florida
guys this weekend i am
in irvine california they're gonna riot he's not on the show today they're
gonna be pissed yeah i'm
glad you did dates off the top though because the last time i was on the show
which was so long ago
they gave me 10 days to sell these fucking tickets i'm putting them up top i'm
a fucking diva dude
i'm a nightmare on set i don't like sunglasses i like oh look look how
beautiful you are well you
don't need to wear sunglasses you're not a closeted homosexual yeah i'm not a
racist closeted homosexual
anti-semi adam's best friend but he has a tough time showing it sometimes
anyway um go ahead uh are
you going anywhere soon gavin oh actually i'm gonna be in chicago may 10th oh
the bulls philly may 14th
baltimore may 15th dc may 16th tulsa oklahoma may 17th that's about it i was
selling no tickets check
today and that's why i posted a reel to instagram because i have no money and
uh when i post a clip
online it's because i just checked my bank account oh you got the direct
deposit anyway guys um just a
couple updates for the fans uh on patreon we did post a new digital short this
one was uh emphasis on the
short i guess it was digital as well but it was quite short this week okay how
long was it i think
like about 10 seconds long maybe all right so if you want to go pay a little
more online no no watch
no no no but what i'm saying is there's a new digital short out there's a new
uh podcast episode
with ali makovsky and guys this weekend we should be releasing the next episode
of the adam friedland
show talk show the actual show we've been working on it and that's why actually
nick and i nick wasn't uh
on the last episode because he was out shooting the last one and editing it so
we've had a lot of
shit at the office and if you're in tampa florida go see nick mullen this
weekend at side splitters
again i will be at the irvine improv let's just do fucking plugs this whole
time uh yeah i mean
i'm out of plugs i got no plugs you have a special out on the internet yeah
yeah it's on youtube
how many i got a huge bump when i was on two weeks ago you did how many views
you got huge bump
maybe like five to six hundred more views yeah yeah worth it people people said
you were kind of like the
fifth beetle they were saying it's a tale of two atoms what is that well it's
like a tale of two
cities yeah yeah uh but it's where similar yeah so they're saying who's like
adam i had an english
teacher one year that was so nice that i actually read that book because i used
to cheat the rest of
the time i was in school well then so you know that i'm of the common people
and then you're obviously
but we look exactly the same and you're in love with my wife and the the mat
that the mobs the during
the french revolution want to execute me and you love my so much that you i
save you
you save me hell yeah that is the most cucked that is the most pussy move in
the entire world
well i love her so much that i want by extension i love you yeah that's true
love is when you you'd
say look exactly like a guy you'd be by by extension you know i i'd probably
love it if i had twin brother
yeah i would have we would have 69 this oh if i would have been six fighting
that whole identical
twin we'd be swip swapping around we'd be swapping we'd be swapping around dude
we'd be on tlc
the girl swap what percentage you think of identical twins like is that assault
as well what if i was an
identical twin uh-huh and i had a girlfriend and i was like dude just go in
there oh yeah just go in
there go to bed yeah that is that sounds like a rape yeah that sounds like you
well we wouldn't do
that but it sounds like it's a he's going to jail yeah i had no sounds like you
had no idea that's how
i get rid of my twin yeah yeah exactly now i'm now you're number one now i'm
the best twin i actually
have twin sisters you do yeah but they're fraternal you know so nobody has that
kink nasty you know which
was no one has that kink no one's like oh yeah you kind of look like you could
be sisters yeah no one's
into that they want swedish swedish bikini models matching tits when i say
twins yeah and twins
what was that commercial come on it was like a beer commercial i like when
people say that what when
people they they say something like it's like jinx but they go like twin right
come on come on oh dude
why are we we're like wow we are two adam we're two adam micro scene he sent me
the photo of those two uh
yeah photo of you and what is that oh that's pakistan i don't know it's my it's
my um muslim hat
you got a muslim hat yeah pretty sick dude pretty sick i got a lot of merch if
you know if you know
you know you know what is going on in this episode today um anyway go ahead he
micro scene sent a picture
of what he sent me the photo of those uh two guys that went to jail for having
gay sex in stockholm
sweden and they looked and he was like that looks like you and i was like no
that's nick and adam wait
mike saw wait wait can you show just pull it up and show the camera it is a
picture of nick and i can
we impose it it's probably fake yeah let's impose it can you just put it up on
the screen like it is
probably someone photoshopped nick and i in it that's what i thought i was like
no that looks like nick and
adam and then i trallion that that i trallion mongoloid our friend mike thought
it was you and
he was like i guess it kind of does look like which one did he think was you
the one that looks like
you we look nothing alike i was offended honestly i wish i looked like you i
was super offended i was
pretty pissed um but i'm always mad when people say i look like someone yeah
you know they're always like
oh connor o'malley yo you get that i get that someone actually took a photo
with me on the street
i was excited no one ever takes a photo with me and they're like dude i love
your stuff and i was like
oh oh this feels good and then we take the photo he looks at it and he goes i
guess because he saw
it on his phone he always sees connor on his phone and he goes wait you're not
connor o'malley i go
yeah but he had to see it on the phone though yeah like wait he's a moron i
mean this guy's an idiot
i mean it's just depressing for me to be like if you come to take a photo with
me maybe you see me
do stand-up i don't know we're outside a stand-up show and then for me to be
like no dude you probably
think i'm someone else that happened to me the other day actually and who'd
they think you were an ugly
woman they're like oh you're not an ugly woman i thought i've been looking at
pictures that's an
oxymoron i've been looking at pictures of ugly women on my phone for years and
you know i had to
see a picture of you to realize you were an ugly woman it is really unfortunate
for me like that's
gonna be how i age like any woman i'm gonna become an ugly woman like just i'm
gonna wake up one day and
just be yeah friendly look yeah it's rough it's rough right now man we're dying
we're dying breed
we're almost extinct men i know like real men like that's why we got to like
really take women's
sports down a notch right now what do you mean by playing them i something
something because women's
sports is becoming so popular that like i know once women's sports are more
popular than men because of
like caitlin clark uh-huh like then what do we have yeah who will we become
what will we be she
was really good when she was bruce clark you know she was an olympian so i don't
understand why we're
celebrating yeah she's swimming and now you can play basketball it's not really
fair it's not really
fair she won the decathlon at the 1970s and let me just say though that i
prefer i like m to f m to f
yeah i don't like f to m don't mess up the ratio my guy ali said to me on the
premium podcast if you
guys didn't hear uh she said that um chris delia was like so i get falsely
accused of shit and um
caitlin jenner literally killed someone before she transitioned oh yeah that's
a joke of his is that
a joke of his that's a joke from his new special uncounselable oh i thought
that was like him venting
about his station no he's like on stage in front of a bunch of dudes with like
backwards hats
really talking about but i don't even understand what he's uh he goes he goes
like this he goes like
this i think what is he saying he goes like uh she killed someone wait i gotta
hear the clip are you
doing ray romano no no no no i gotta hear the clip i gotta hear the clip can we
pause pete no no let's
hey we can pull it up we have a lot of dead air on this i need to hear his
voice i need to hear chris delia
does he do caitlin no but it's so funny like his mannerisms and everything he's
so he's so bad i can't
believe people go what do you mean the thing before before like when he was
really famous was like he's
like a silly oh you never liked him you're saying he's so bad before he gets at
doing because i loved
him and then i heard that those i heard about the i heard about the world about
them keys about them
keys you know yeah i mean well there's other people that i that things murder
is acceptable is this what
is what he says yeah let's hear it
netflix and then we stop watching netflix today netflix cut me out of a bunch
of
shacks come on it was a woke move but it was a business move and for that i
understand but let
me just tell you but that i understand let me tell you one of the things that
netflix cut me out of
was an episode of a tv series and another person in another episode of that
same tv series
was caitlin jenner now listen all right i don't know if you know this but caitlin
jenner
fucking killed someone okay i got someone she killed someone she killed someone
she killed someone
dude she killed someone he does randy at the end he's still dead wait hold up
he does randy randy she
killed someone i'm i'm killing i'm killing i'm trans i'm killing wow he did randy
all i did all i did was
have an excel sheet of 17 year olds i didn't know about screenshots oh no so he
got the he got the
neck tat after is he talking about workaholics the episode of workaholics he's
on no you oh because
he's in an episode of workaholics where he plays a chill pedophile and it's
very funny and i know that
they have taken that off oh yeah i heard that but and if you guys can find it
on like mega upload or
something you should watch it it's very funny people will be like shout out to
chris delia yo shout out
to chris delia shout out to chris in the yeah in the comments we'll plug his
dates i do have like a
damning photo of him and a baby kissing no no of me at like at like with a baby
at like 17 years
old at a comedy club with my friend nephew black guy yeah wow yeah wow okay
continue yeah it excites you
though no no i i have black i have you know i have some black friends yeah i
mean i assume yeah yeah
guy like you swag that yeah yeah kind of a hip-hop style twin yeah yeah yeah
twins twin crazy as a white
boy oh continue anyway so you're you were with it so you have you have a black
friend yeah and he was
like we're doing a talk show stuff huh we're doing a talk like uh like you're
telling an anecdote on the
tonight so um so you have a black friend yeah i have a black friend you know uh
he's always been black
it's a good time it's good to be here and uh and he was like we were like 17
and we went to the
comedy club and saw uh chris delia and he's like dude we gotta get a photo with
him so we got a photo
together but it was on my friend's phone 