Name: The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Luis J Gomez - Episode 57
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Luis J Gomez - Episode 57

all right welcome to the adam friedland show podcast it is june 6 d-day ladies
and gentlemen
75 78 70 some cup a long time ago today can i try to guess america finally you
know what d-day is
i i'm trying to i'm trying to recall what d-day is oh really yeah yeah it's
something to do with
world war ii it's world war ii it was a day america finally said no to fascism
in europe okay did we
land on a beach we landed on a beach with the canadians and the british that's
probably a nice
nice little time we landed at omaha beach really here at omaha and the other
ones are white sand
uh gold beach i think is one of them that sounds beautiful that was the one i
think that was the
one the canadians stormed and they got like fucked up dude yeah yeah because
the germans in world war
two the germans their best weapon they had a machine gun that fires like i
still i think no machine
guns fire as fast as that one the mg44 and uh yeah they got off those boats and
there's like i mean
it's like a chainsaw that reaches a thousand feet and just just mowing down canadians
yeah they had literally the south park heads that's how they came up with the
idea yeah yeah yeah
um yeah but uh a respect to all of our lewis is here i'm i'm back in the gym so
i'm now also sort
of like a veteran coded social media guy i feel like we're both sort of veteran
coded yeah social
media presences yeah whereas we're not really veterans and if there is a
veteran that exists we
respect all veterans unless they criticize donald trump in which case they're
probably stealing
valor let's look through all their medals they're probably not real veterans if
they're criticizing
the great right yeah yeah yeah um um and we'll attack them we'll go after them
and and threaten
them and report them to the va for health care fraud and just try to destroy
their lives in general
but try to get them hooked on drugs i give them i give them the first uh the
first hit free uh-huh
like an after school special i'll go to veterans like do you like trump like no
i was like well here
there's some heroin there's a guy like that there's a guy that's gotten popular
on twitter because or
like he's he's he's gained uh followers since the uh the current excursion into
gaza um because he's
like a former like army ranger who like he just posts videos combat videos and
he's like look at
everything the idf is doing wrong and he like criticizes them criticizes the
war and stuff and
then he earned the ire of like one of these like trump conservative guys who's
very much veteran
coded and he starts accusing the guy of like stealing valor and saying oh look
he's and then immediately the
guy like just immediately stepped in it because the the first guy just posts
his i guess they give
you like a report card when you leave the army yeah that's like yeah here's
everything you did
here's he's like so this is this proof that i'm not lying about any of this and
he's like yeah but
look there's a picture where your your badge is crooked i don't think a army
guy would do that
and this guy's like now just doubling down he thought he had this guy on a gotcha
yeah and now he's
chasing it to the bitter end meanwhile he's just like a guy that owns a siding
company and has a tribal
tattoo like he's not a he's not a veteran at all he's just yeah he's just like
a grifter that that
i don't really care if people steal valor i don't i have no issue with it at
all i used to steal valor
when i was in high school yeah that's what i mean by this is a veteran coded
yeah of course i i when
i you're talking to a future u.s army soldier well i used to work at hot topic
and they used to sell
at hot topic when i was in high school they sold a nazi army jacket like it was
a straight up it was an
army jacket and it had a german flag on the shoulder yeah yeah it was just a
hot topic a corporate
and i remember i was like that jacket and i had that jacket so it had a swastika
no no not a swastika
and i had an iron cross yeah and uh no it had uh just a german flag yeah but
that's not a nazi flag
that's just no it was that's what it was though i mean that's what they were
going for
well no it was the only the only flag on anything they had like you don't
remember how the nazis did
not use the the current german flag i know it wasn't literally a nazi but i'm
just saying with the
aesthetic of this jacket was nazi it was right after the uh i think that's jolumbine
that's that's
that's do show phobic that's deutsche deutsche phobic deutsche phobic yes
deutsche phobic to say
to just call all nazis not no at now today yes but at the time i think the most
important thing
that people miss during world war ii is being very careful to separate anti-nazism
from anti-german
you know uh sentiments i just we i assume that everyone was for the cause in
germany it wasn't
hitler like loved he was a beloved character he was like a fun guy like people
were really into his
shit dude he was like shane gillis back then yeah yeah he was he could sell out
anything dude he was
fucking yeah yeah yeah i don't really know too much about hitler to be honest
with you really well
because they you he's had such an iconic look you know that you see him and you're
like i i get it
you give up i know everything i know everything about this guy i don't the
mustache the haircut i really
this not what what can you possibly tell me about this guy that i can't assume
on my own i don't
really know much about him either you just you're right he is i think he's
probably pretty misunderstood
i bet you he had i never said hitler i never said hitler was misunderstood it's
not a claim that i made
that's not what i said no i'm just saying there's probably positive aspects of
him if we're being
honest yeah right he had his best day he had the sweetest thing that he ever
did there was romantic
moment there is a criticism of germans because germans there's a german
expression for it and that i think it
it's it compete you probably know this like it from nuremberg there's a german
expression that means like we we didn't know
we had no idea
i don't know yeah it's something like that because the defense was we were just
doing our jobs for the soldiers
but then for the regular german civilians it's like we had no idea they didn't
know they didn't know it was happening
if you're a like berlin urbanite of course you know what's happening but there's
guys that were like just
making like goat milk in the foothills you know you don't think they knew you
don't think i don't think
i don't think the illiterate goat milkers knew and they're just there and then
suddenly there's like
american soldiers putting you in jail and you're like what the fuck is america
what are you talking
what did i do they're like you killed all the jews and you're like what are the
jews what the
fuck are you talking about what are you talking about i make hot chocolate i
don't understand why
me and my big-titted wife make hot chocolate i don't know how to read
you know what i mean like it is plausible there probably were a few people that
got that caught
some strays that were just trying to live their german field life i saw i saw a
couple of videos on
on twitter recently of like israeli civilians like maybe being like maybe we
won't win this one
you know we'll see it like based on social media and making videos like we have
no idea they're not
telling us what's going on over there it's like come on this time it's
different yeah you have the
same you have the same tick tock we all do we it's sad my algorithm though it
doesn't show me any of
it i turn away from it as soon as they try to show me like dying babies i start
just clicking on conor
mcgregor's face cats yeah anything to get me away from all the hate yeah i just
blind myself to mine is all and
it's curated i edit the videos it's all just gaza footage set the cannibal
corpse that's all that's
all i'm consuming 20 i put it i have it playing on the oculus and i just as i i
don't go to my eyes
don't close when i sleep yeah yeah so it's just all of that and then i wake up
and i come here
and i go who the fuck left easy mac out who the fuck ate half a who the fuck
eats a couple of
bites of an easy mac container and leaves it out they left it out no this is
hypothetical this is
where i'm at though in my life though i'm i'm like doing keto again i'm trying
i'm newly single so i'm
trying to get back in shape yeah and i i get crazy but now i will do that like
i'm like dude i really
want to try a bite of macaroni and cheese so i would take one bite and then
just throw it out
yeah i'm back in the gym and then an hour later go into the garbage and sort of
eating out of the
i'm doing old man workouts i use body wraps i go in like a mummy and i'm just
completely stiff
really yeah what are you doing what are you doing in the gym i get in the squad
rack and i do one
one one max rep was that mike menser eight hundred and fifty pounds
i go down an inch and then i come back up and then i'm done you go home and
then i just spend
i spend the next 45 minutes just mean mugging people with my flame beanie on
while i take off
all my wraps i'm just covered head to toe sometimes i pass out yeah and then i'm
just on the floor in
the gym for hours and hours and hours nobody says anything nobody cares because
that's you're nick
mullen yeah right i go in the gym they say hey give that guy a wide berth yeah
he knows what
he's doing you knew that guy is that guy knows what he's doing and i'm covered
in the german flag
and i'm like what what what's your problem it's germany it's a country it's a
different yeah it's a
different flag dude it really was at a time from 97 to 99 at hot topic it was
right after columbine
i don't know what year it was but like they would start selling it'd be cool to
get a job at hot topic
now and you're in there and cost your first day customers come in you're like
yeah how about this
genocide the jews are doing over it and they're like what the fuck are you
doing you're like oh
i misunderstood the title of the store i'm sorry i was confused as to what this
job you thought you
were selling hot topics also you're completely nude i'm like that's another i
thought you would give me
a uniform when i came in i apologize it's my first it's my first time do you
have water um i was gonna
change out the we do as you can see we have the five gallon things but the um
the fucking the the
we gotta swap the i forgot this what we need to swap can i just have one of
those five gallon jugs
and drink it directly from there can i nick mullen gym style yeah dude this is
five yeah
i go in with this mullen size i go i have a in a wheelbarrow i have an outdoor
propane tank filled
with water every time i go to the gym and i've got that's how i let my blunts i
have a full propane tank
i just fucking uh oh thanks dude dude he's huge those cups might be those cups
might be a little
dirty there might be there might be this one might be clean there might be
spiders in them yeah but you
never know dude it's fine i don't know i think you have to considering
considering some of the freaks
they've interviewed on the show and i think they drink out of that cup oh
really that might have bob
battle band sperm on it yeah yeah that's yeah just young young hot latino sperm
when do you think he's
gonna start um kill fucking children is he at that level yet tim i know i think
that he got famous
very quickly so i think that he's probably afraid to lose it so i think he's
gonna be after he loses i'm
telling him we got to do a podcast where we just speculate on our more
successful friends careers
yeah where we're we're telling here's what they should do we act like we have
some kind of insight
oh give them advice yeah even though we've failed i asked i asked shane for a
million dollars the other
day in a very serious way he told me how much money he made and just took a
couple shows i was like oh
dude can i save a million dollars and i was like in a way i was like and he