Name: The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Drew Dunn - Episode 62
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Drew Dunn - Episode 62

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Hello everybody, welcome to the Adam Friedland Show. Today's date is June, July?
July 10th? 11th? I really have to check, I got no idea. July 12th, 2024, and it
is another hot summer in New York. This one's brutal.
Yeah, it's relentless. Joining today is Drew Dunn. Hello, good to be here. Yeah,
thanks for coming. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You were here last, this is the worst
summer it's been in a while. Yeah, it's, I feel like last summer, I mean, I was
on the road a lot last summer, but it was, I feel like we had breaks. It was
like a couple days, it'd be 90, and now it's just like, every day, I'm sweating
my balls off every other train, cars, no AC, it just sucks. Yeah, it's fun.
It's fun. Yeah, what are you doing to stay cool this summer? I also, I have,
truth be told, I've been skipping the podcast. I've not been on the podcast for
maybe a month now. Yeah. I'm not even sure.
I'm not even sure. Any particular reason, or just not wanting to leave your
house, or?
Well, Adam offered to do it. He's like, oh, I can cover it. And I was like,
great, yeah. Yeah, perfect. Why not? Yeah, take a month.
What does it matter? You know, right? Yeah, exactly. No, I just, I just got to
the point of being fat enough where I have to carry like a rag with me, like a
towel just to fucking douse my face and my hair off. So I don't look like a
sweaty pig in between spots. So yeah, that's been fun. There's really not much
you can do to like stay cool other than like walk into a random restaurant or
something like that.
I find that the big hats really help. The big hat, it looks good on you too.
Yeah. Well, yeah. Somebody gave it to me. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. It's, uh, I see, I
would think it would do the opposite. I feel like it would trap in. Cause I
feel like when I take this hat off, I'm just a sweaty motherfucker. You think
that you remember as a kid, you learn about Arabs and you're like, what the
fuck are they doing? You're in the desert. Why are you wearing like a, yeah,
that was my first reaction collection bed set. It wasn't you had a different,
no, I mean, uh, yeah. I mean, it's just funny to be like, what the fuck are
they doing? Cause that is your first thought.
That's a little white boy in new England when you see it. Yeah. You think that
would not make sense, but it makes a lot of sense. Yeah. Yeah. But what is the
science behind that? Is it just cause it's like a light fabric or is it just
like airflow or? Yeah. I would imagine airflow. It maybe works like a radiator
sort of, but then you see people in the Caribbean, nobody's wearing hijabs down
there. They're there. No shirt sandals. Maybe it's because it's more humid. It's
dry. Yeah. The humidity probably fucks you up if you're wearing all the fabrics
and Egyptian silks and shit. Yeah. Yeah.
yeah um and then in yemen i don't know what they wear in yemen uh are you are
you are you into this
whole uh the middle east stuff oh i i put bets on it i do you yeah yeah they
got it on yeah it's
fun to it's exciting stuff i mean it's it's fun because it's just it does
remind me of like what
hollywood's doing with movies which they're just they're just doing remakes it's
just the same
yeah it seems like the same conflict over and over again thing is new yemen's
new but it's not really
new it has been happening for like 10 years we've just been dropping the civil
war has yeah but but
but the the the throughout that civil war i mean they only had like i think the
houthis only had
like small arms now iran's giving them like missiles and stuff yeah blowing up
all these ships that's
awesome i think that's great i think the more global conflict the better
because it gives us something
to talk about you know if and for me i'm like if we're gonna all die in a fiery
hellhole like i don't
think that'll ever happen you don't think i i i'm agreeing with you on that i
think like it's just a
distraction it's just another thing to like oh we're gonna be it's like this
feels like the red scare
fucking yeah 50s we're all gonna get nuked bullshit all i don't think you're
gonna have yeah you're not
gonna have nuclear conflict until we we pass a couple of generations where they
don't have the
the the the the the shadow of the the cold war yeah i think it will take a
corporation coming up with
nuclear technology so like that's where i see like the big if there is this big
war it'll be some
guy in a fucking ocean base right now who's building a robot army and figuring
out how to make nukes i don't
think they're allowed to do that yeah but if you're trying to like make a new
world order or
something like that there's stuff like in in u.s law there's something called
like a natural born
secret okay where like you know because we have like freedom of expression and
freedom of thought
right like i think legally even if you're in your own head you don't even write
it down you come up
with an idea for cold fusion the government just owns it and you're not allowed
to tell anybody
interesting but don't you think they would just buy it out and hire you and put
you in a base
themselves they would probably offer you some money but yeah they they do own
it but don't you think
i mean when you leave like let's say you came up with cold fusion when you just
i don't think it's
because cold fusion is like an energy solution but if you came up with i
actually i think because you
know we already have like thermonuclear you know weapons right right um but the
tech the actual
technology is secret i don't think that like you know like they say like iran
can develop a nuclear bomb
right i think that's just like just a fission bomb right you're talking about
like just what we made
in the 40s kind of thing yeah that kind of thing big huge 40 times the size of
that nuke a fusion
bomb using an uranium explosion to make fucking you know turn hydrogen into
helium whatever that
process right right right i think that's still pretty like secret technology
and if you were to come
if you were to figure it out yeah like even if you were to you couldn't go to
like the new york
kind of be like hey check this out it's like uh interesting yeah yeah not that
i'm sure you would
i think if you're the guy working on nuclear experiments in your basement you're
probably
trying to keep that secret as long as possible until you try and do something
but i mean i think
we're way more likely to have just random little terrorist attacks or conflicts
or or fights like
that that's more of the threat i think as far as like a war breaking out in the
united states
less likely that a nuke just comes out of nowhere and drops it i mean and also
i'm not really worried
about that i'm pretty sure we have ufos i'm pretty sure we're gonna be fine
like if we have nukes and
ufos who's gonna fuck with us you think we actually have ufos i think we have
something i think we have
some crazy dark secret you don't have that big of a military budget and don't
experiment you think
it's aliens or do you think it's ancient civilizations that left technology
somewhere in the ocean um it
might be both i i think what we're probably seeing a lot of ufos is more than
likely what we're
experimenting with and trying to recreate i don't think a lot of it is aliens
coming to visit from
another world i love the ancient uh apocalypse theory you watch that show
ancient aliens uh i don't
watch ancient aliens because they get a little i've seen bits of it but they
get a little that
shows amazing they get a little too out it's amazing i i love hearing the
theories but for me
they always take it one step too far i'm like you didn't need to say that's
what that was i know
because it's always it's always all of this like insane conjecture but then
throughout the
episode it gets crazier and crazier yes exactly because it'll start off like
you know radiocarbon
dating shows that they they were building these immense structures yeah
thousands of years before
they should have been able to right right and look at this stick figure and
that's where i'm in i'm
like this is great look at this stick figure tell me that's not an alien yeah
right it's like tell me
that's not yeah tell me that stick figure is not an alien yeah it's taller than
the other right it's
not that nobody knew how to draw back yeah right that they were just figuring
out how elbows worked
yeah yeah yeah uh yeah no i love that stuff the because just the idea that we
don't have it all
figured out and that there are some mistakes in our past line of history is
exciting to me well even
with i mean yeah we don't have it figured out and also like technology isn't
like it's not like you
figure something out and then we just have the ability i mean even in your own
life i'm sure
you've done that like where you know everything's on youtube now so let's say
your fucking laptop
breaks your you seem like a smart guy you know your laptop breaks and you're
like well i don't want
to pay apple fucking five hundred dollars to replace the screen right maybe i
can try getting a
replacement screen myself and see how hard it is to disassemble this laptop
totally yeah so you watch a
video you watch the video you do you do it you do it successfully and you're
like oh yeah now i know
how to open up a macbook pro and right and put a new screen in this thing give
it two years and
you're like where do you start you're like yeah absolutely and it's like uh you
know that's how
nasa works you know like all the technology we developed to to to go to the
moon it's like the
all those like rocket engines those like f1 engines they were like hand built
and it was like
yeah by one dude who had the idea now they're looking back 40 years later and
they're like
how the fuck did mark do that we're trying to go back to the moon i guess next
year yeah i was
reading about this for a while so the artemis program the artemis program and
you know what
i don't consider myself to be actually prejudiced in any way i say things that
are like you know rude
jokes or whatever but you know it's i've always been like yeah i don't think i'm
like prejudiced and
there's no like i've never been bothered before about like you know the idea of
a black president
that doesn't bother me the idea of a black lady president doesn't bother me
right but then i found out
with the artemis program that they're sending a woman of color and a gay man to
the moon
specifically it's like they're casting survivor and that was the first time i
was like uh no
no you know what i mean that's the one there should be one thing that white
guys get to keep
yeah and it's the moon it's at least the moon it's the moon it is white after
all we were that's ours
we were the only ones that went there yep as soon as like as soon as the civil
rights movement started
they said burn the files yeah right you're not we're never forget it we're not
fucking you know
vernon brum was a nazi let's destroy all of his work we're not going back to
the moon no one's going
to the moon i mean there's all the the whole conspiracy theory that we never
went to the moon
and all that stuff and we can't get through the radiation belts and all that i'm
not sure i buy any
of that i mean i i think we went to the moon i think nasa and the government is
that is that the
argument is that there's too much radiation because the radiation is yeah some
sort of radiation belt
that comes from our poles and goes around and that supposedly you're not if you
send a human through
that they would just die immediately um but i don't measure that level of that's
what i'm saying
it's something like you know because the moon is a it's a six to eight day trip
right to go up there
and that level of exposure it is elevated it puts you at like i you know i
think the number is like a
uh five to ten percent more risk of cancer over your lifetime sure it's not
like you know being put
in a microwave yeah but i think like with mars i think that's the problem is
because it's a much
longer exposure period yeah you're there for a long tim