Name: The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - James Donald Forbes McCann - Episode 68
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - James Donald Forbes McCann - Episode 68

welcome to the adam fieland show podcast we have jd mccann today it's great to
be here jd jdf
two middle names i thought it would be the opposite of like madonna you know it's
fancy
people can go by one name and if i went by four names that would make me seem
humble
john jacob jingleheimer schmidt his name is not my name but very close um you
have a podcast you
want to promote it right james donald forbes mccann catamaran plan i'm trying
to buy a boat
five hundred thousand dollars we're a long way away what is a catamaran it's
the one with two
pontines with a net right it has it can have a net in the middle but it's two
holes we would say
yeah two holes hole hole hole hole h-u-double-l you said it right he's being an
asshole i don't know
where the accent really i can't say water i can't say that sounds like water we
speak the same
language that's true well i keep saying can we throw that in the bin and people
look at me like
he's so used he's so used to just having other people's words in one ear out
the other that there's
no context to it what was that we're talking about a boat and i say it's the
one with two pontoons
and you go it's got two holes now if you're listening to the conversation well
i also said
there was a net so he's not listening now yeah if you're listening to the
conversation you know we're
talking about boats and you say we would say hulls and then he goes holes well
it was a kind of a
comedy podcast thing that i i i'm on purpose i knew you said i mean it's the
one thing you don't want
and i was like oh is that like a pussy and a butthole you know and it wasn't
very funny but yeah
okay i've received my complaint i didn't realize you were joking it was a yeah
of course it was a
joke i thought you were why would a racist towards why would a boat have a hole
in it it's the it's
the worst thing for a boat to have in person on last week and they were like i
can't wait to have
dinner and he's like a dinar dinar i thought that was a currency that they have
you got an indian
person on last week yeah we did modi the prime minister yeah yeah yeah he's
keeping india strong
he is yeah i have big conversations with every uber driver i have about modi
really yeah like him he
came here and did like a nazi rally and and there was like they didn't do it at
like madison square
garden you remember that in like 2015 there was like this big indian
nationalist event yeah they
hate muslims right he had muslims they got quiet about the hatred of christians
but they're a very
strong they don't like us for eating the cow and they're a big strong anti-christian
anti did you see
rrr propaganda triple r yeah no there's like a there's a movie he's like you
know the wrestler
triple x yeah yeah it's like him but he's yeah like triple h yeah triple h i
was saying are the
movie triple the joke works either way it's the movie triple x but it's a guy
that instead of being
into like skateboarding well they had eugene that was their last big experiment
into restless oh is that a
rest i don't know anything about rest oh that was the last great era of
wrestling was eugene there was a man
who would be who would come out and was really good at wrestling but he couldn't
show it up correctly
strong knew all the moves was he playing get too excited i think he was playing
yeah because that's
dangerous because they could like accidentally like of mice and men like you
know like you know he's
doesn't know his own strength oh no that was the that was the you know the rock
was almost uh the radio
when he was like choosing his persona yeah because the football thing well the
movie had just come out
yeah you know and he was a football player he was like i gotta decide i got two
choices all the catchphrases
still work yeah i'm gonna shove it up your camera yeah i want some candy doesn't
he say that what is
the rock smelling what you cooking mama the rock has come back to santiago you
guys smell good that is
what a special man would say yeah right um but then they left that they left
the everyone in wrestling
now just seems like a normal person who wants to wrestle yeah i i checked back
in with wrestling
recently i never really it's not good they don't have they don't have star
power anymore i never really got into
wrestling and i'll bring this up to people who are into wrestling and to me it's
such an interesting
thing and they're like yeah of course but there was a guy named uh mr ass when
was that wear
underwear that says hey pal look at my ass
what era was a good conceit back in the i assume that's the attitude era yeah
no i think it was earlier
what is the attitude area late 90s that was wwf yeah yes and then there's a
beautiful renaissance right
up until chris benoit murders his family yeah and then there's a little sour
taste i said oh
that's on a wokeness took over i was on a bus from pittsburgh to cleveland next
to a man who was on speed
and he spoke to me about chris benoit murdering his family for two and a half
hours yeah and he
was saying that every wrestler was his uncle he was like kurt angle he's my
uncle uh do you know uh
do you remember uh all the samoan wrestlers he was my uncle you're like adding
it together you're like
where are you taking this bus and he's like what boss it was yeah he showed me
his girlfriend who
was a filipino pop star yeah but he was on speed he let me know he was on speed
at the start of the
bus ride oh it disclosed and it's like that thing if you don't i don't you know
what lying is wrong
under all circumstances but how much do you buy into a man's psychosis when you
can't escape
anyway it was great yeah so you have to agree with everything though if you're
in that scenario
he was like there's god but there's the devil and they're both good guys and we
should be paying
them both respect oh the yin and yang yeah yes he knows that's if you read
enough of the dao that's
what you turn into is this man i feel bad talking about him just because he was
such a sweet boy he
was going to go to wrestling school no he described him as a man on speed but
now he's a boy was this a
young man or i would i mean it was hard to tell because i think he'd done some
hard living but he
was somewhere between 22 and 47 years okay all right you never know mercy me he
had the chops
and the mustache was he buff no no no not at all he didn't have a body for
wrestling even he was
probably he was gonna get one he was gonna get one he was sure that he was
gonna get one and he told
me he was strong and i right gave him my instagram i didn't know he wanted my
phone so i gave my
instagram handle and then it's great to meet you jd within a couple of days yes
he calls you jd
wiped his instagram i tried not to tell him my name but i assume that's our
thing i hope he's all
right yeah i would never do that with him this is special with us it's our
special thing um i i last
night i went to like a movie premiere thing at metrograph and uh afterwards i
was in the same room
as uh elvis to not to brag austin austin butler oh nice but the interesting
thing was i looked at him i was
like oh golly wow look at him he's look at this beautiful elvis over there and
every girl i was
with was like he's unattractive and every guy i was with was like he looks so
good but i think that
there is a type of handsomeness i just discovered last night that's just for
guys sure i didn't
realize one other example of a handsome guy i think that ryan reynolds and uh
what's his name the
fucking blade runner guy barbie movie ryan reynolds ryan gosling ryan gosling
yeah no women love the
ryan's i don't think i think that's astroturf you know you know the opposite i'll
tell you the
opposite i think that's like mainly it's timothy chalamet it's a conceit that
uh you know like uh
like uh men would be like oh look how hot that guy is and it's like in what
sense and you're like
on paper right like my understanding of it it blew my mind every girl was like
no he's he's he's not
hot at all i was like what is what the hell he's he's beautiful but i think it's
just for us for the
fellas i was walking on the street behind two male models earlier today very
funny listening to their
conversation all i picked up was one of them goes how crazy would it be if all
the homies showed up
in colored contacts so cool it's just their living zoo land they were they were
good it was good stuff
both of them very handsome and then like just these sort of like way fish
bodies to just drape clothes
on it is weird when you see the supermodel i saw one on the subway i believe
today they had the same
gate is like you know like old texas guys for whatever reason in like the 50s
there was this idea of
masculinity where you had just this kind of skeletal like weak body yes
particularly the lower half
where they have like rickets or like just some sort of bone disease where they're
well they have like
spurs they walk by like a doll like a marionette who's the north by northwest
guy uh who's who's that
is it carrie albert brooks i wish it was albert brooks that would be wonderful
yeah uh it'd be a much
funnier movie but there are whole scenes based around him being so handsome
that like there's a woman in a
hospital bed who cannot believe she's seeing such a handsome man he looks like
an old i think he looks
good man yeah he looks like who's uh it's a wonderful life jimmy stuart jimmy
stuart is
portrayed as a very sexy man he doesn't look good to me yeah well they would do
that i mean the best of
that is humphrey bogart back in the 30s yes just this guy that looks like a janitor
but then he starts
like listen i love you people are like oh stop stop humphrey wasn't dancing
stop mr
fuck me mr bogart please yeah no go away i think the opposite of the elvis guy
is the the bear guy
because when his like calvin klein underwear stuff came out i was like that
commercial he looks like
he looks like a rat and his body looks like a penis no it's the red like a veiny
sabrina carpenter's
boyfriend who is that guy he's a very john carpenter john carpenter they're
bringing the
band back together they've got to watch the anorexia this time around i would
like i like to imagine
john carpenter he's like at a family event and it's like maybe it's it's maybe
it's a distant cousin or a
cousin right and it's thanksgiving but the guy you know he's not doing as well
john carpenter so the
house is kind of small right so they all have a big meal and john carpenter had
a little too much
salted caramel and he's like you'll have to excuse me i have to go to the
bathroom and he goes in the
bathroom but he brings a very tiny synthesizer in there with him and through
the closed door you can
just hear like he's just covering the sound of him having very loud diarrhea
just splashes yeah with
synthesizer music as he's struggling as you hear like it gets louder you know
this is an american
thing is the loud fan in the toilet the pointlessly loud mine broke as soon as
i moved into my apartment
and there's been a hole in the ceiling for seven years they'll get right to
that your landlord i'm sure
yeah so what you have friends and family over and they just hear each other defecating
i don't know
friends and family no i was once in a very bad apartment in sydney and i was
with a woman we'd
moved in together it was one of the first places we lived and the toilet it was
such a bad apartment
there were french doors on the toilet so we'd have to run the shower while we
would forget to open them
and you'd all over i just said that you can enter a saloon in a very dramatic
way
oh yeah that would be great if the toilet itself had yeah rob west style
swinging doors i would set
well they slide open like elevator doors i would do the end of independence day
every time i took a
shit flying well i would set the doors to close as i'm shitting and i'd have a
cigar in my mouth
welcome to earth and then half the time it doesn't work and i end up with shit
all
you're constipated you could do it like the start of indiana 