Name: The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Drew Dunn - Episode 73
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Drew Dunn - Episode 73

welcome to the adam friedland show special guest drew dunn hey what's up man
thanks for coming
brother of course thanks for having me boston drew oh yeah boston drew i was
just in uh ireland
the boston of europe yes yeah where my people came from yeah you know i'm i'm
fucking pissed
at england now yeah they told me about the there was no famine there was no
potato famine it was a
it was a genocide oh they just said it was potatoes no they said they all the
other food
that was grown in ireland they just took and sent to england and they were like
and then the potatoes
went bad and so then they were like you can't have any of the other food that
you make wow i fucking
hate england now yeah i mean that's kind of what their business model was
across the world was
get in there manipulate try and take over and then eventually fail less go back
to yeah molest
all the irish curry and spices write write a poem about your fucking a
beautiful ottoman boy yeah
yeah i was so lovely in there right no but those guys weren't writing poems it
was like the posh like
raw yeah yeah it's classy to fuck a boy there yeah the bottom the bottom teeth
are protruding further
than the top teeth oh yeah so let's let's have sex with a boy tonight you know
yeah yeah like
uh lower a flag and then kiss your but that's that's like a moogle boy lover
goodbye well the british
accent and the boston accent are basically the same thing yeah yeah it is true
and to my ear it's yeah
it's it's pachyac or it's punk you can yeah yeah phonetically the exact same
when i saw boondock
saints i was like what is this london yeah everyone thinks yeah everyone thinks
everyone's always
thinking yeah boondock saints is a bunch of british guys there's also that old
new york accent the one
that fdr had oh yeah similar yeah yeah yeah that it's all just getting lazy at
the end of the word
really yeah just letting it fly well he had polio yeah well you know lazy polio
what's the difference
yeah mouth polio the french don't even say the end of the word oh yes they are
they're so lazy
they're yeah well and they think they're better than you too so it's like you
do not deserve to hear
how we say it yeah there's a t at the end of the word and we don't say it yeah
because we're so gay
you don't get it please try to order at my restaurant and you know they all
speak english yeah and they
just they just want to be pieces of shit i'm mad at england right now for what
they did to
our people the irish yeah it's tough it's tough to wake up i've decided i'm
gonna be dola's all irish
no okay welcome it's a really sad place all the young people have left in england
in in ireland oh
in ireland yeah yeah where are they going uh like to the uk yeah they're going
they they all want to
leave and did you know this it's the second richest country in the world by gdp
per capita ireland
ireland is because they it's a it's a tax haven basically okay so all of like
you know like
microsoft and apple and everything have their european headquarters in ireland
oh interesting so
they get like because they have like stupid low taxes right so on paper they're
like richer than
sweden but wow but it doesn't it doesn't uh the the people's lives still they
still want to leave
yeah it doesn't equate to people feeling good every day yeah i loved it there
they're like you oh you've
uh they're like you've gotten great weather here they're like it just it's been
raining for a year
they're like this is the first sunshine we've had in a year you wonder why the
young people are leaving
yeah well there's just no jobs and no housing they say oh interesting yeah yeah
this seems to be a problem
across the board in a lot of places though with the housing it seems like
nobody's able to just buy
land you seen that instagram thing where there's like asian women in the jungle
that'll build a house
outside of like clay yeah it's like water powered yeah i watch all of them well
it's like a like it's
this fantasy world people like live in now where they're like we could have
this and it's like first
of all that's probably fake they're highly produced by the ccp yeah they found
no no they found out
that the government makes those yeah oh they just go in and do a construction
and then to make it look
like like a crash bandicoot house yeah they have like yeah make it made out of
and then everything's
water powered yeah a stream that goes through and it's like turns the lights on
it's always kind of a
hot girl too doing it yeah because that's the image you want to paint yourself
you're not out
there by yourself there's one named lizy key that i i kind of had a crush on a
little bit she was a
dj in the city and then she went back to her village to take care of her
grandma wow yeah and could you
live that like that if could you live in like a water powered house in the
forest for a while or do
you feel like you'd lose your fucking in china in china or anywhere i mean
could you do it out in
the upstate new york yeah in prospect park there's probably bugs and so i don't
like there's definitely
mosquitoes yeah yeah no yeah that would be the biggest problem yeah other than
having a place
to shit and piss and drink and friends they don't have any place to shit that
is true that's tough
yeah you gotta shit on the right side of your house you don't fuck up the powering
of your lights
did steven ever tell you that story about sean in the airport and in china they
have their toilets
are like they have the hole on the ground yeah where you squat which is
apparently better for
shitting but he didn't know how to use it so he did it standing up oh no really
he got poo on his legs
and then and then the the flight was boarding and his apparently shout out to
our friend who i just
shamed in public how's irvine nick i heard it was a smash hit who's fun yeah
the spectrum center
spectrum center they have like uh it's it's a a class like a perfect uh example
of a mid-tier mall
so it's not like the uh like luxury brand it's not like gucci and stuff they
have like zoomies
pack sun yeah h&m's in there h&m yeah yeah yeah all the best stores yeah the
good stuff i went to lids in
that mall and uh and bought a fitted and then lost it on the plane i was very
upset but i got tafs
embroidered on a on a yankee fitted that's really embarrassing yeah yeah and i
didn't know i didn't
know about that plan you're lucky you lost that hat well i wanted to get the
word out about the show
i was really excited can you because you know people would have seen that and
not said anything
to do just taking pictures and be like you got to be fucking kidding i think
people would have been
like that where can i get one yeah right then we could have done a deal with
new era you can get
them at lids yeah go to lids in the same way you read the name of your mexican
baby that died
you can get the name of a tv show and pretend like there's any kind of
relationship between the new
york yankees and the adam free you can get a name of a talk show that's on five
brilliant episodes on
youtube.com right who wouldn't want that yeah well how do you feel right now
that with me wearing this
i i don't feel bad about it if it was like probably 2004 we'd have a
conversation about it i'm sure
you'd hate me just as much for wearing this i'm not a yankee fan at all i do it
for style yeah i feel
like the it's more of a like a spike lee thing yeah more of a like yeah
honoring it's a hove it's jay-z
am i imagining did it happen for real that he got like territorial about the
red yankees hat
with fred durst yeah he because he's like i invented that or like
like you can't take that that's my look yeah you stole it from yeah he lives in
fort green i see him
walking around well that's like his neighborhood yeah yeah he's like five one
you know also who also
lives in fort green is uh the only i've seen well i saw wyatt senec there but i
guess i see him walking
around he's not really a celebrity but uh yeah fisher stevens who is on that
show succession he's the
guy with the tiny neck okay yeah yeah i saw him there oh he's like the pr guy
he's the lawyer or one of
them yeah he has like a he has like a strange neck it's bizarre bizarre neck
yeah yeah yeah it's weird
to get an acting role when you're like it's so jarring it's it's jarring to
look at that guy well
it didn't use pretty much everyone on succession is ridiculous is pretty much
to look at them is i
can't i can't look at anyone yeah there's something he's had a long career that
guy's been in a bunch
of shit really yeah he was in hackers oh okay he he here's my here's the
credits of his i know he was
in hackers and i think he directed uh john leguizamo's documentary the john leguizamo's
like
the latino clown documentary yeah yeah which is great smash hit john leguizamo's
great
john leguizamo did like an hour at like the orpheum or something oh really as a
clown he's like yeah
get back in the stand-up i want to do stand-up again and it's great yeah wait
so it's like a comedy
special sort of but it's a documentary about him doing it he's the man yeah the
pest was one of my
favorite movies as a kid i don't think i ever saw the past you you're not a
film head no i'm not a
film not a film head no pretty cool pretty cool movie if you're the most
annoying 10 year old in the
world okay which i was okay cool yeah uh he yeah there's a scene where he's in
the shower and farting
at the same it's it's classic cinema stuff yeah yeah criterion collection right
right john wick he's in
john wick he's in john wick fisher no john leguizamo oh who's he in wick he
plays the guy that owns the
chop shop in the very beginning where he's like oh okay he's like do you know
whose fucking car this
is yeah yeah yeah you bunch my son listen i work with your father all right
that guy okay yeah i was
you i work with your father all right have you ever uh did you ever go to the
late court street cinema
in brooklyn no it's closed now it's closed now unfortunately but it was like
always chaos at that
theater no it's not true it was very quiet it was nice i saw top gun maverick
there i saw i saw john
wick three there and there was a lady in front of me with like eight tupperwares
and the he heals
bobon from the nba that's the first kill and she goes she goes okay neo and
then and then uh
laurence fishburn shows up and she goes oh and they got murphy is just with a
full thanksgiving
yeah she had like yeah 12 tupperwares that that lady was awesome that's
hilarious and they got murphy is
yeah oh that's great no i never went up there i only moved to new york in 2021
so i kind of missed a
lot of that post-covid what's all you're in queens there's been no reason to go
to brooklyn to go to
court yeah exactly 2021 i know moving into it was a fun shitty theater over by
there they had like that
united artists in in astoria no by court street by that neighborhood on the
other side of atlantic
where was that in cobble hill in cobble hill yeah i don't remember that one at
all no that was court
street no court street is on court street and it's like off of atlantic south
of atlantic but wasn't
it across from barnes and nobles this is good podcast this is great yeah it was
it was further down it
was further down court street it was a small theater oh i don't remember that
one at all i think court
street was you know what i'm thinking of cobble hill cinemas that one i i've
been to yeah that's the
small one the small okay so courts it's a court street ua that was the ua oh
okay yeah um but they
closed it because of um that theater sucked it was a it was a disaster yeah
theater yeah people got
bit well you got bed bugs at the union square regal yeah yeah at the theater
you got you went home with
bed bugs that's insane that's insane um i was listening and that one's still
open that's the
is the regal still i get i get it they would think bed bugs when you get bed
bugs you probably and this
is like new york 10 years ago you've had them 15 fucking times they've
destr