Name: The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mike Recine - Episode 78
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mike Recine - Episode 78

uh welcome to the adam freelance show podcast we got mike racine today
great to be here mike how are you we got beetlejuice beetlejuice we got beetlejuice
fresh off the rico case uh yeah we're gonna beat this thing i hope so i can't
believe it's
illegal to criticize make a movie about you called carlito's weight oh boy um i
was trying to think
of another gangster movie uh yeah insert fat into it yeah i think i've lost a
little way actually you
have you look right thanks it's uh you gotta show up you gotta show i did 600
pounds on the uh leg
press last week that's a lot yeah and then what was her name pat lady yeah what's
the biggest you
ever caught huh what's the biggest you ever you sniped in your life i don't
know i mean i'd probably
deal with some big ones like 800 900 yeah like eight or 900 yeah yeah yeah i
mean speaking of i went to
the stav graciously invited me to the premiere of his movie this weekend oh
shout out shout out yeah
guys check out stav's movie check out stav's movie it was very funny and then i
saw him after and he's
looking trim good well i can't tell and i don't want to be because i saw him on
a big screen yeah
and then i saw him in person so maybe it was like the comparison because on the
screen he looks
20 000 pounds was it imax it was imax yeah and even still that we couldn't
frame him up you know
but uh it was the sphere yeah it was the sphere it was at the sphere yeah and
the movie was mainly
just one of his nipples no it was very funny it was good but it was weird
because they did like uh
it was pitched as like there was a q a afterwards uh-huh and um you know i've
been to premieres
before and i was i just thought you know q a is you know they come out and they
answer questions and
stuff yeah but they got to the end and then it was just stav and then he sat
down he didn't have a
microphone they were just bringing out like shrimp and okay and like pigs in a
blanket and they're
betting on how much he had a bunch of cheese that he was dipping it in so i
guess it was i look close
it was a queso and appetizers is what it stood for oh okay so they had so they
had to watch a queso and
appetizers it wasn't a q a it wasn't that type of q a yeah yeah yeah wow but i
went to see it it was
there was just did that right there on the spot huh what's that that wasn't pre-written
or anything
what q a the case the q a no i've been thinking about that since the q a yeah i
was sitting in the
theater i was sitting in the theater yeah and i would look over to people and i'm
like you think that
stands for queso and appetizers yeah and it's it's mostly young his audience is
all young women now
so they're like please stop talking to me you smell like a yeast confectioner
who are you and i'm like
it's a different type of bacteria that only guys get uh excuse me and it's in
my throat yeah because
i've had a lot of dental issues this year ma'am but it was there was like a
there was a sad moment in
the theater for me personally because like you know he's got all he's got all
these like stop fans
now it's not just come town people right and we're watching the movie and early
on there's a scene
where you see his nuts for like it could have been more than like a third of a
second damn it
well what did you think was gonna happen dude that now it looks more
appropriate let me see
now it looks like you're wearing your clothes
you try to dress all the way up to the top and i just yeah yeah well it's got a
straw that shouldn't
have happened but this that always happens to me for some i'm used to anyway
let me get back to me
my pointy moment in the theater mike scoop back i can't see beautiful nick he's
got these fans now
right and we're sitting there in the theater and there's a scene early on where
you see his nuts
and it's like just a flash right he's showing his nuts the second i even i mean
it's not even a
second i say i go those aren't as nuts and i know and i know they're not as
nice okay and no one else
in the theater does and i say it's like it's like if you were in a band with
somebody you know and
they were doing like you know you guys are making real music together and then
they leave and now
they're in a very successful band you feel great for them you go see their big
show yeah and they're
playing their number one song and it gets a certain line in the song you know
him you're like they made
him change that line uh-huh they made him change that line those are not those
are not his testicles
this is not my beautiful no i know what his nuts look like it was somebody else's
or you think they're
prosthetic prosthetic nuts why that's bizarre because i think it's illegal is
it yeah to show your testing
like even if you're like it was supposed to be funny i mean maybe i it just
seems safer maybe to you
i think you can show i think you can show soft dick it could be for a ratings
thing but it could be it's
like if you were making you know i mean look at all the movies that came out in
the 70s now and
they're like yeah they actually raped all those actresses and it was the 70s it's
pre-aids i'm like
yeah we're trying to get something real here obviously rape her you know but oh
god in retrospect
it's like i don't know what's going there because i'm reading the power broker
clever trick right
clever trick that the women played on letting that happen and now so they could
accuse
the amazing directors years later of some sort of malfeasance yeah you know so
i think yeah it was
probably foresight because yeah sure now in the world we live in showing you
real nuts that makes
sense but in 15 years from now that'll probably be like doing blackface did he
get better nuts or
were they worse they were worse nuts really he's humble yeah yeah wow shout out
to stop they had
to get him a good guy yeah he got worse no i don't think that was his choice
what do you mean it's his
movie i don't think he yeah but i don't think i think they forced him to use shittier
nuts for the
character and that's what i mean that's why it was i'm like they didn't even
let him use his real nuts
you get all this all the success yeah and then still somebody's gonna come in
some suit
some network suit and say you're not only are you not using your real nuts they're
gonna be worse
yeah they're worse and they're designed by an indian woman we have to give an
opportunity to
we have a diversity clause diversity higher is the
person who made did you see that there's a question on the ballot about film
production
like that they're nyc's gonna set up proposition six nick and i just voted no
and that's i didn't
vote no on that you didn't you voted yes on that well i didn't vote on the i
only voted on one thing
prop two i wrote i wrote in jill stein i wrote in jill stein i voted no on prop
two
prop two expands the department of sanitation's ability to enforce rules about
putting garbage in
places and it's like you should have thought about this 300 years ago when you
designed the city
it's not my problem you know it's like yeah it's not my fucking problem that
but your landlord would
get a trash can and then there would be less rats how are you how are you so
passionate about the
like the one thing that makes less like nicer because i look i voted i wrote in
jill stein and
i think i might be a member of the green party now i think i might be you know
fuck it this
i mean and here's so yeah we got trash that leads to rats in the city the
republican answer is like
let's let's make it so here's how we can do it is we'll make it legal for
landlords to pass on the
fines from sanitation violations to their tenants is that part of the law well
that's like that's
what republicans would want whereas liberals would say oh well how about this
the landlords have to
pay for it but then we'll have all of these like baroque rules about when you
can put the trash can
out and the type of trash can and it's like oh well my friend who's going to
design the trash can
they'll be in it and like the trash can they have to be pride themed you know
whereas the green party
will say how about this if we just flood the city with rats then there won't
even be garbage because
they'll eat all they'll eat all of it then we don't even need the department of
sanitation yeah so
that's my thinking is you just leave the garbage out get as many rats as
possible and then it'll
become like barnacles basically but then my wife's family will be upset because
they won't have jobs
anymore your wife's family are rats no they're sanitation workers what are you
talking about
i thought you were italian yeah they'll have so your wife's family eats garbage
i don't know they
pick up the garbage they like sorry to raise my voice that's okay yeah you
spilled all over yourself
you're having a tough day yeah we're gonna beat this thing in case yeah i hope
so i'm actually
representing mike in in court i don't even have dress socks these are um i
guess there's like a christmas
themed uh sock that i hadn't realized i realized they'd be showing on the show
you look like a
black father trying to get his son back thanks this is this is an insane look
for you thanks one of
the saddest i've ever seen i had to go to jury duty and there was a an older uh
african-american
gentleman that had like a dusty suit on showing up at the civil court and as a
suitcase he was using a
playstation 3 box oh really he's a businessman he was a lawyer or he was a i
don't know what was
going on but it was yeah as a briefcase as a playstation 3 box with tape around
the edges to like
reinforce it okay that is not a fucking racist lie that i made up i saw it and
it made me feel bad
yeah you just never know what people are going through or what they can afford
i mean when you
see that you know it's a lot you know it's not anything good that's bad yeah
yeah yeah how do you
know so much about like the legal process whenever you whenever i have a
question in that area make
it up you do yeah okay because i'm always like where did where did nick learn
about this lawyer i
don't know and i don't probably look at your lawyer dog you go to jail you talk
about law legal stuff
all the time when i broke that guy's table a few years ago i called nick and i'm
like what's
happening i broke this guy's table he's refusing to pay for the job i'm just
telling you what my
argument would be right i know but you use those legal terms those guys who
would be in court like
i'm a sovereign citizen and then i get the death penalty for not paying the
fucking traffic for not
having a trash can don't listen to me yeah but you i was angry on your behalf
and getting defensive and
like here's how i you wanted me to call the police on the on the garage i did
not want you to call the
police in the garage i said don't fucking i said wait until i get down there to
talk to these guys
did i need you i never told you to call the fucking police the guy was
disrespectful and i just you
know how i they fucking they forgot the door code to a tesla and blocked his
car in and they were like
you're going to come back tomorrow to pick up your car adam was like adam was
like i'll pay for it
now and they're like no you have to pay for it tomorrow and they're going to
make him pay night
parking they completely inconvenienced him by not being able to get his car out
of the lot can you
we can we dial the story back a little bit yeah what happened you were you had
a time parked his
car in the garage he had a car he had his car and he owned a car he owns a car
a tesla
no volvo he has somebody else has a tesla volvo v jino you're so anti-semitic
you don't know i have
a car i know i knew it used to be a palestinian's car to be fair what's that it
used to be a
palestinian's car okay so he parked his car in the garage yeah and he goes to
pick up his car in
the late afternoon and he gets there and they're like yeah we can't get your
car out because there's
a tesla parked in front of it and the tesla has like a code yeah in addition to
the keys okay we
forgot the co