Name: The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Adrienne Iapalucci - Episode 81
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Adrienne Iapalucci - Episode 81

the democrats are just not offering anything to people and trump is hilarious i
mean adrian
vote for him i mean i i made a lot of fake votes yeah fake names so i could
vote for him a couple
times oh like you had different like identities oh this microphone smells
terrible yeah i think i
got switched i'm not going to give you the whoever was who was the last guest
on the show
oh stinky mcpoop no oh my god get another mic oh sorry what do you do with that
who was the last
guest on the show was it micracine oh my god i'm not even this is not a bit
that i'm smell it i don't
want to my girlfriend does that all the time she's like this is the worst smell
in the world smell this
and i'm like i'm not i don't want to but you have to no why it's how it works
she said it's the
worst in the world she wants you to share in it no she no she also her nose her
like i'm like is it my
hand did i put my hands in something shit it's probably you dude it's not
oh you know who used that um what's his name uh mr patel i'll be i'll be right
back i'm just
gonna get a wipe or something just get another mic dude maybe it's a remnant
from when saav used to
for it oh my god he had eaten cod cod and i was it's so funny because i was
like i know you have a
sensitive there's no way this bad and didn't joe also smell that he's like no
this smells
it smelled so bad it's so funny it was like a red ladies and gentlemen pete
okay are we rocking
okay welcome to the adam friedland show special guests myself with the hand
sanitizer fumes
i like it it smells good yeah it's making me dizzy maybe you're pregnant dude
maybe your sense of
smell is what are you doing trying to take shots and and just be mr big time if
you got pregnant
i would i would support you i would take you through that pregnancy adrian appellucci
everyone
you're you're uh promoting your new special on netflix give it up for her yes i'm
promoting my
new special on netflix i hear it's blowing up i don't know if that's true but
thank you
let's pretend does netflix give you like the numbers no oh i kind of don't want
them what if
they're like it's 12 but then you don't know anybody else's numbers you don't i
would be like
fucking 12 12 yeah yeah it's better than 11 and it's barack obama give me the
names yeah
lance bass give me their home address i'm gonna go thank them personally yeah
what if the chick
it's barack obama and then lance bass 11 times he's a star and he keeps turning
it off after
five minutes didn't he try to go to space after he said he was gay i hope he
went to space i hope
he went to space do you remember the series finale of family matters no okay
tell me about it but i want
i want to know uh steve urkel and laura get engaged she finally gets the pussy
finally wow i didn't know
i didn't know that they did i love you laura it would have been weird if he
like just was sexually
harassing her the whole show never actually got her and then the show would
have been the show would
have been he's like i finally got her yeah and carl's like i'm i he's like i'm
a cop he's like i'm a cop
i couldn't even protect my own daughter right i mean nobody thinks he can
protect anyone yeah didn't
he get fucked by puffy puffy that's what they say that carl winslow and uh was
violently uh effed by
puffy oh i thought it was i thought they made love no apparently there was like
loud and then someone
walked in the room they're like is that carl winslow from family matters and he
goes go home steve that's
very good wow just because it's loud doesn't mean it was in love no then uh did
he turn to the door
he said circle nodding all over his face he's like did i do that he said it's
uh go home steve just
come dripping out of his mustache he said nothing feels better than making a
beep uh do something
for money that's what he said to the guy um what do you think the beep was the
n wow yeah which one
which one i don't know if it was probably soft probably hard yeah carl winslow
no no it was
diddy saying it about about about him yeah about winslow yeah yeah yeah like
like he said like he
was like a plantation owner diddy doesn't understand fiction so he thought carl
winslow was real
yeah he's like you should have protected your daughter he's like who the hell
is
reginald la virgina what's his real name bell johnson bell johnson yeah bell
johnson reginald
bell johnson yeah he's like a fake like a french last name yeah yeah i kind of
love that yeah it's
it sounds like very very much like so the series finale it's a two-part episode
is is uh they get
engaged and then a man from like the military shows up i think not even at steve's
house he goes to the
winslow's house looking for steve's house i think you're just you do yeah yeah
and then uh looking
for steve and uh he says we need to send a black nerd into space and so steve
goes into space and
then the spaceship like falls out of orbit are you just making this one hundred
percent serious the
series finale of family matters steve gets lost in space and then it sounds
like something that would
happen on it ends with him on tv you know they have the live stream from the
spaceship and he's like i
love you laura as he drifts off into so she never marries him i know but he
gets to save him
there's a two-part episode and then and then he comes back from he does yeah
and then they have sex
yeah beautiful that's the whole second and it was real too is is yes it wasn't
really it was penetrative
yeah i love that on a family sitcom too it was a groundbreaking that is
groundbreaking i gotta
check this out i can't believe i haven't seen this i met urkel the real urkel
one uh one time at msg
when uh chapelle was performing did you tell him about cool adam and how that
sort of no i was
i was starstruck like stefan like you had your one thing i've realized from
like doing the show i'm
like i'm pretty i don't get like nervous around people i've only been nervous
in the last five
years around two people and one was when i saw dice at the stand i was like it's
him i was like oh my
god like butterflies you were sweating bullets when jade kiss was here of
course i mean i would love to
that's three yeah i mean it was crazy he was like
what a big so dice jade kiss and urkel those are your three yeah all three
black guys that i
respected grow yeah yeah the three black the three black guys the three blacks
of the apocalypse
uh it would be awesome if dice did like an outdoor show he returns to form he's
like doing yeah
you know he does some big outdoor arena and people are like dice is back and
then it starts raining
and like you know the paint comes off and he like he starts revealing that he's
a black man
he's a black guy and then people are like oh my god he's doing a white chicks
race
yeah what is what even is what is race race social constant yeah right yes i
guess those all did
nothing wrong and that's that's what stops trumpism is realizing that andrew
dice clay was actually
steve urkel well everyone thought dice was italian and he's not he's jewish
right yeah so it's like
kind of the same thing that's where he crossed the line for me it wasn't the
sexism but it was the
the oil face that he was doing it was not right no offense oh no i don't care
what part of the boot
you from no idea really yeah i'm not super italian i just have like a very italian
last name oh so is
my girlfriend she has the last name but she's it's only from her dad's dad but
the rest is 75 irish
something right so i'm also hungarian hungarian victor orbon for my mother's
mother yeah really so
she made goulash for you no i'm more italian than hungarian oh but i made gravy
for you she made
gravy yeah oh nice my mom actually used to make goulash growing up it was great
i've never had it
it's good you should go to little poland on uh in the second half yeah i don't
think i'm gonna do
that but why why i don't feel like i'm in the era for trying new stuff you don't
want to go on a
double day with me and nick and get some goulash it's lunch that's not really
trying new things
i like having no culture i'm just a new yorker i'm not italian or hungarian so
what do you just eat
like fucking pepperidge farm products all day long i don't like no culture yeah
you've cut off all
i've got no culture we're obsessed with culture yeah nice what do you feel is
most
i still eat hamburger fried chicken but i use kente cloth is to wipe my face
that's how i get my
cultural i have a kente napkin what are you i don't know irish yeah i mean yes
but just like the
broad i'm just a white man i would say that i identify more as a white man how
do you feel like
it is to be a white man right now oh my god it's always fine we just won it's
fine and i'm not saying
i'm not saying that in a self-flagellating way i'm a white male millionaire it's
like i'm fine i'll
probably be fine being white i think you're only gonna do better yeah for you i
think it's like if
you're doing fine now it's gonna and you want us to do fine and i don't mean as
white i mean as a
white man under five foot eight because when things are not going good for that
group that's not me
wait are you under five eight yes i'm five you're taller yeah i know it's a
trick that i play
so it's working you've tricked me you've tricked me he's wearing it only works
on hungarians yeah it's
a dumb race they're very susceptible yeah yeah yeah i also love you you've seen
the illusionist
right so you know that hungarian prince he's like i need to know how the magic
is done that's because
it drives them insane yeah yeah i love it because they think it's real i
thought you were at least
five ten five eleven no no no no you're much shorter five i say five three but
it's it's like five it's
four eleven and a half yeah wow he's shakira's yeah but when i tell you when
white guys under five foot
eight are not doing well it's uh you know that's where you get hitler i don't
know if there is hitler
putin mlk was doing great though he's five foot seven no you look it don't say
that about him look
it up you can't say that look it up no it's not right to say martin luther king
jr no hence the
junior was five foot seven oh his dad was six three his dad was a normal size
but junior junior was five
eight junior junior it's like it's like saying lil right no he was not five
seven you know how there's
sylvester the cat and then sylvester jr yeah yeah that's kind of that was there
if you see them
side by side martin luther king senior and martin luther king jr it's very much
sylvester and sylvester
jr pete is that five seven i feel like we shouldn't say it why shouldn't you
say it because he's still
a king he's a tiny king i don't know if you should say he's five seven but i
did he did great
things and i agree the civil rights act i mean like yeah then if you're short
and you could do
something like that that's even more impressive the fact that hitler was so
tiny and still had
all this power so you're impressed by you're impressed i went to alcatraz last
weekend and
i went to alcatraz i've been there too it's i that was the most i enjoyed it so
much it's really bad
there i like when they let you go in the cell and the cells are all for tiny
guys yeah there's i'm
looking at it i'm like if you're six two you would die in here immediately you
wouldn't
die you'd just be sitting a lot yeah it wouldn't be great for your your legs
so you're impressed by hitler i mean take away the bad you don't have to be
such free
speech comedy right now listen this isn't that kind of show i'm just being on
austin texas the
fact that he could garner all that attention and get people to do what he wants
is pretty impressive
he was a real showboat he was a real drama you're trying to say get me to say
hey hitler i'm just not
gonna do it you like i'm just not gonna do it so don't even waste your time so
you think mlk was
short hitler was a powerful man you think he put up numbers that's what you're
saying he put up
numbers three pointers every day you agree with the six million but yo