Name: The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mike Recine - Episode 83
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mike Recine - Episode 83

hello and welcome to the adam freelance show podcast we are nick is nick's
doing a psp right
now what are you playing on that what you got going on there i'm playing
control which came
out in 2019 and is free right now what is it what's that game i think it's for
um i can't tell
what weight women that it's for okay it's definitely for a game it's it's a
woman game
i wouldn't even say it's a girl game so how fat these bitches i don't know i
don't know if it's
fat it's more of like a man-faced sort of vibe you know it's like you know like
a woman that's like
i know how to do guy stuff but she doesn't actually know how to do anything
sort of she just sort of
looks like a man so she's like i can fucking i can do it like the other day i
changed the batteries
in my tv remote yeah you're just ugly you know they're like i don't fucking
need help to screw
it a light bulb you know really basic stuff like uh i put together my own ikea
furniture type of lady
um and we love them yeah well i'm playing their games yeah yeah nick setting
them we're getting into
the gaming space i think that's the announcement well that's the thing adam
interviewed destiny so i
debated and eviscerated destiny and we're going to get that out i met destiny
on the show and nick
on this show he told us who's rooting against me oh i wasn't i was watching i
had a good time nick
and don't even try to make it said that now he's probably don't even try to
make it nick said that
israel has some good points yeah he's trying to he both can't he can't even no
name is very supportive
and he was the right he was the he's my rock you were here for it i was here
and destiny tells us
afterwards you know how much money he makes i'm sure it's a lot million dollars
a week a week on
twitter or twitch one of those so i said kick yeah on kicks trick twitch kick
flip is the name of the
website if you want a lot because he had a thing recently where he said oh my uber
i dropped my hot
chocolate that i ordered from uber eats and i said who the hell orders hot
chocolate on uber eats but i
guess the king of france that's he's addicted to hot chocolate this is going to
come out all in the
in my hot interview with that i would say he's addicted he likes it and it's
winter he's addicted he's
he's he's he's been at the end of his rope a couple times sucking sucking yeah
i shouldn't
i shouldn't have said that anyway destiny you said it it was a great
conversation it was a great
conversation sober you knew we were recording i asked him i said do you want me
to get you a kombucha
and he said i only drink hot chocolate i shouldn't have said i only drink hot
chocolate at red bull
after the fact during the during the interview none of this honestly he kind of
it's just him just
being like he's a friend of the show and he kind of alpha the response to
whatever that was last
soon as he's gone i was at dinner i was at dinner with my family video by the
way i was at dinner with
my family and i went there and someone said that i was i was watching uh a
sexual act your problem is
you're too negative see i'm aspirational i didn't hear anything about this is
the opposite i've heard
15 million dollars which he may or may not even have said uh-huh but i think
this guy walks in here
and i'm like this man is made of money whatever he's doing he's make respect to
him as a businessman
yeah yeah and so i said you know i was like so you got to be good at games to
twitch stream and
apparently don't even need to play games so but i think i want to do that part
okay in part i don't
really know we don't really have the technology to show you the screen but you
can definitely watch me
play the playstation portable in such a manner now maybe maybe the sound will
be picked up
but look we'll show you so she's got i got the yellow hillary clinton suit oh
it looks like um
yeah uh uma thurman yeah for my man-faced woman and you win that by playing roulette
but you can see she's got she's got masculine features i don't know i'd still
clap that yeah
this is a really stupid device by the way this thing yeah yeah if someone was
made out of money
look at what look at this dumb idea it's so big they just jammed the android
tablet in the
middle of a playstation controller and they're like there you go there's your
portable playstation
right your arms it's the same it's the same controller with just but don't they
make it
for a phone now jawbone or whatever uh no that's the destiny video you're
thinking of
come on a friend of the show okay so i had oh i shouldn't have said that oh oh
oh i didn't mean
that i actually forgot oh i shouldn't this oh i shouldn't but he i i do think
credit to
inspiration intellectual destiny when uh after that the sex the sex stuff
leaked i bought this
mainly a child can't get one of these are in short supply if i buy it if i i'm
in the buying things
now so the children can't get them for hanukkah or christmas okay hanukkah
especially yeah hanukkah
definitely especially i think it's we should probably considering everything
that's going on in israel maybe
we cancel hanukkah this year it's not a bad idea yeah i don't care yeah you
could do it because i do
christmas now yeah that's great yeah did you when you were a kid did you like
get excited if i had a
child and we were celebrating hanukkah you know what i'd get them a car branded
with the world central
kitchen logo and i'd say a little power wheel with the logo on top and i said
why don't you go drive
this around the neighborhood and see if anything happens to you
and because this year on hanukkah we're learning lessons right right what the
lesson may be i don't
know i'll let you know what i'm what i've done with my lady game we're gonna we're
gonna figure out
this hanukkah thing once you're done with your girl game but uh you know hanukkah
was terrible
because my parents weren't from america and so basically they made hanukkah
into presents
i got no i had i had the hardest hanukkah no i'm not saying listen i'm talking
about my struggle
hard hanukkah i'm talking about my struggle everyone had a nice hanukkah but my
parents were
poor immigrants from a white country that had to they got canceled an entire
nation that was
canceled by the world it's true this show makes me wish i had friends you do
have i love your dynamic
i had oh my god make fun of each other okay so yeah so basically in america
they made hanukkah
into a presents thing to compete with christmas because i didn't i got no i
would get a check
i would get a check on i only got a check for 50 000 you know that and i had to
shop by myself
and the other children would see me at the store and they would say there's
poor adam
i was adam who's so poor i'm not claiming poor but my parents didn't like buy
they were like no this is
like not like hanukkah isn't it's not that important of a holiday yeah right
right so then i just like
see my friends on christmas like and it looked so happy and fun god i hate
these guys yeah yeah
the last four years i've done christmas and like literally four years ago
christmas eve how can they fly
how can they fly he's gonna be the best streamer ever yeah he kind of why can
he fly
yeah and then basically mother he cannot fly do not let him slap do you fight
people in this yeah
i'm shooting a motherfucker that's why i'm playing it it's not like
you know it's not total there's yeah there's some men parts the microphone nick
the microphone
what wow what are you worried about that we're gonna get content strike no no
your mic
just they they could hear you they can hear you they can hear me anyway yeah
god damn so like yeah
as a 33 year old man i remember i was like laying in bed on christmas eve and i'm
like i can't wait
to wake up tomorrow for presents nice i was like this is the happiest thing of
all time that's great
yeah yeah yeah i'm gonna do christmas the rest of my life and there's not it's
not fun at all
this is the nicest thing of all time it's really a nice thing it's so nice yeah
yeah does any other
religion have anything as nice as christmas well kwanzaa i imagine is
incredible ramadan is pretty
fucking ramadan is it yeah no food you don't eat anything all day but then at
night time
you get to eat you go to the buffet baby yeah a little weed trip to 7-eleven
dude i've been waiting
all day what's up what's up dog i'm muslim how y'all doing you're you're brown
also all right
that's me talking to the employees at 7-eleven oh i thought you were doing a hamed
yeah let me get
a two liter uh off-brand soda bag of chips can of pringles and a moldy old
banana
because my girlfriend because i'm celebrating ramadan yeah my girlfriend's in
the hospital for
ramadan yeah i don't buy that because i've tried ramadan
we have to make peace after all these years just like show israel and palestine
that tom
myers and us could be friends yeah maybe we have to make tom please please i
want to see tom myers
meet tom pearl the shit guy and they start a band together called tom petty and
the heartbreakers the
tom tom club and then people go to see it they're like oh my god tom petty and
the heartbreakers and
then it's just a man eating shit and another man bombing
i don't know at an arena yeah they're like well this isn't tom petty and the
heartbreakers
turns out the name became public domain after tom petty got caught fucking
children
wasn't that the guy from the who they're like oh yeah well whatever did you
enjoy tom pearl ladies and
gentlemen in another universe what tom pearl does eating his own and drinking
his own piss on camera
that occupies the same space as monster jam and in that world driving a truck
with giant tires is the
most disgusting thing you could possibly do but poopoo eating is like there's
like secret videos on the
internet they're like look at the size of the tires yeah people are like oh i
can't oh they're like
vomiting and they're like anyways i'm taking my son to see a man eat his own
you know how kids love it yeah just a big arena and tom pearl walking out
completely naked
your wife's like you never do anything with our son you know yeah i took him to
the
fucking shit i took him to see tom pearl we got him a bowl i got him a mixing
bowl at the gift shop
you're bringing in you're bringing your fucking gay friends with their big
trucks
trying to corrupt our boys can you guys stop talking about monster jam on the
podcast yeah
we're gonna get demonetized no in the other universe am i talking about there
we go nick talks
about yeah nick's got a real fucked up mind oh you asked me what you asked me
what i did
this weekend and i said nothing and that's not true i re-watched lied to me i
re-watched
stir of echoes in the movie frequency okay yeah oh i love that movie frequency
me and my dad it's
about it it's a father son kind of yeah right it's nice it's weird to watch
with your dad i watched
it the first time with my dad and it was it was like it was i remember i was
like oh this is nice
it's about a dad and so yeah i watched the the squid and the whale with my mom
yeah i forgot there's
a scene where the kid rubs his jewish calm yeah owen books we know oh yeah yeah
yeah he's around
we don't know adam's friends with him it's one of adam's i wouldn't say adam's
uh famous friends
trademark i don't think he's famous he's just a kid that jacked off aff tm
right so i have a lot of
famous friends right yeah of course yeah adam goes to snl every weekend then he
goes yeah that's cool
i went to uh yeah yeah and then there's no he has no business being there no i
do i have a lot of
he's allowed in there and then he always tells me he tells me these stories
about him going up to
whoever the musical guest is and they're like they're like who gets you in stop
talking to me
and then adam's like who gets me in they want me to talk to them can i can i
hit the vape please
if you're nicer to me actually you've been saying funny be careful you might
break this playstation
portable who gets me in god who gets me in i would fuckin