Name: The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mycal Dede - Episode 84
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mycal Dede - Episode 84

hello and welcome to the adam freelance show podcast today we got michael dede
day day day
starting off great pete why'd you tell me dd p didn't know i didn't tell pete
that wasn't his fault
yeah yeah oh he just read it yeah he just read it okay pete you're all right
you're fine by me i don't
forgive you pete but fuck you uh michael day day you're from austin you're an
austin comic i'm austin
comic nick and him work together at cap city yeah yeah and they've been friends
ever since yeah
we went on the road you guys you guys have like a kind of a sisterhood of the
traveling pants thing
you do yeah it's been dope but it's with a what is it a pair a pair of underpants
yeah we're sharing
underwear what's that movie about just a bunch of whores who wear the same pair
of pants i wouldn't
say whores but yeah they're nice ladies they're nice ladies i've seen both i've
seen one and two
actually oh there's a sequel there's a sequel yeah well they're whores in
number two i always confuse
that one with it's more complicated than that okay she comes back from greece
yeah okay and she's met
a nice guy and then she goes back and he said uh and she goes back to be with
him alexis bledell
famously from gilmore girls and then uh once she gets back he's like this is my
wife yeah and then
she then she breaks her so i wouldn't say she's a whore but she is a little bit
of a monogamous
whore she's a little bit of a bitch let's just say she's being a bitch i've
never seen any of those
movies i've seen both them i watched the second one because i wanted me and my
girlfriend were going to
and we're like let's watch movies with greece in it she's trying to watch mama
mia we watched
mama mia we watched sister in the traveling pants one and two one and two i
like girl movies i do
gladiator gladiator yeah that's a great one yeah yeah rome greece did you see
gladiator too no i
didn't see it uh my mom wanted to see it because she's like horny for denzel
like every old black
lady yeah but he probably that probably ruined it for that might be the end of
it yeah being horny for
if she saw that one she still does he does the denzel voice from what i heard
so he does yeah but a gay
like a little bit of he gives a little bit of spiciness too he does not not in
the voice or even
his man but he has rings he has like 10 rings on he says and he says that he's
by yeah in the movie
he just says that he's gay i would love to watch that with my mom and watch her
go i would just love
to hear that he put on the dress cat williams style yeah they got him to
finally put on the dress
it's so bad um no yeah i went with my dad as well over thanksgiving and uh and
yeah it does follow
the disney villain thing where every bad guy is uh is a homosexual and every
good guy gets pussy so
yeah as it should be i feel like society we're kind of returning to normalcy
once again yeah that's why
i feel like jk rowland did it backwards voldemore should have been gay and dumbledore
british yeah
yeah they're all gay pretty much yeah yeah they all got buggered at at uh at
school you know yeah
that's what the upper class of british society they they all have butt sex with
men when they're uh
at the most expensive schools are you telling me you just came from britain so
you yeah that's what i was
doing i was i went to school i went to eton when i was there no yeah no but
they're like but they like
fancy it like oh this isn't the style of the classics like so like because socrates
uh had sex
with boys you know we're we're reading latin and greek and so yeah yeah they're
like it's posh you
know who just did uh something greek style jay-z did y'all hear about him i
think he's guilty did you
read it yeah it was uh he raped a young boy that's what he did the statement is
the statement i was like
that's that's that's a load of baloney and then i read the statement i'm like
what's wrong he's i think
he did it i mean maybe can you like did you read his statement too i have no
idea so jay-z has been
accused of a 13 year old uh uh among you know in line i think it was with diddy
yeah him and diddy
had sex with a 13 year old sometime in 2002 at the vmas yeah and he made he did
a whole statement
saying i'm being extorted this is wrong what they're doing to me a 13 year old
boy yeah uh i think
allegedly don't sue me jay-z please but from he released like a screenshot
statement and one is
like you would assume that jay-z and beyonce have like just an like a thousand
lawyers a thousand like
a boardroom of evil they also have they also have like pr firms that are like
if you do it as a
notes app screenshot people think it's from you yeah but it adds it adds
authenticity the way he
writes it because kanye would do that and then people are like why is kanye
doing that and then
people are like well he's a genius he's he's the only one about everything all
the time and so he's
like i'm gonna just do no tap shit yeah fucking and it's my we don't even know
what app he used but i
think it it read like he was using voice to text because it was in the tone and
style of like a jay-z
verse well he's yeah but there it is it's a little bit like it's um there's
something so off with the
way he writes that thing yeah it's in iambic pentameter if you read it the
whole thing is a
yeah it's a sonnet yeah shall i compare these to a summer's day oh 13 year old
boy no it's he's mad
at this lawyer that he says is a fake lawyer and then but when he says one red
penny in the first
he's like you will not get one red cent out of me i'm like oh this is a little
bit like it's very
it's weird yeah it's so weird yeah it doesn't need to and i don't understand
what the amount of like
suits around them that that would have been a thing that got out it's bizarre
to me but
i don't know i mean drake literally by being into i don't know you know barely
legals is
potentially the last heterosexual rapper i think at this point i think so he's
the only one that
doesn't have any type of a boy but allegations how you think about it yeah it's
just him and
millie bobby brown no one gives him credit for it um did you keep up with the
drake and uh kendrick
beef is that nick was on the story uh he was yeah i saw a little bit a little
bit of it yeah i don't
think i don't think you can it doesn't that sort of break the rules of rap beef
to sue somebody yeah
i think so isn't that there's like the it's this is something that's first of
all the whole idea of
rap beef is fake it's like it's it's a like a mutual promotion campaign right
and yeah kendrick put out
an album that wasn't that good called mr morale and uh he did so bad on that
album kodak black did better
uh on one verse he did the entire album then he started beefing with with uh
drake now do you know
this because you like this stuff because you're black both oh okay yeah you got
both of us yes
once church ends they do tell us all of this so like here's all the things you
black people need
to know for the week and then yeah that would be cool that would be a nice like
app to have on your
ipad yeah the black yeah it's like just so we're all on the same page here we're
still going kamala
uh everyone you know i don't think that that that's i've followed the black
news too i think
there's certainly on black twitter um i am black twitter i'm thinking on black
twitter
uh no uh did i think about you there are a lot of blue sky i some of them but i
think it's the only
i don't know i don't really know who's on blue sky i think it's just like mueller
report people
yeah just like a political thing yeah it's all the mule and they call it the
good place
like the nbc sitcom yeah yeah which was it was supposed to be heaven but it's
actually hell i think
that's the twist of that show yeah blue sky is hell yeah i think about your
tweet all the time
where uh you said uh a girl does some sociopathic shit yeah i was going i was
in a tough tough spot
i was too that's why i related to it oh yeah that happened to you too
definitely the homosexuals
corrupted it wasn't the homosexuals though it wasn't it was just uh just her
general disposition
speaking of i saw i saw wicked last night yeah and i was like this is crazy did
you know that the
guy that wrote the musical that the movie is based on apparently that guy's gay
did you know that i could assume dude every rapper is gay yeah it's crazy that
was sort of
that's hamilton not wicked oh never mind but no it's uh did you like it wicked
yeah i thought it
was good until i found that out yeah you just can't support that lifestyle well
i mean it's it's a
little too much it's you know it's just like yeah just keep it we already have
representation in the
movie i didn't know that the guy that wrote the thing it's like also gay yeah i
thought it was you
know like a guy from just like an electrician from wisconsin or something yeah
yeah what i do you
know it's gonna be like a musical about the wizard oz but it's you know it's
like oh geez what if it
was uh you know the bad guy's actually good it's like philip that'll never work
yeah get out of here
i thought that's who it was yeah i didn't realize it was uh tim walls is
writing yeah i didn't realize
it well tim walls apparently i don't know if you've heard every rapper's gay
rolls accusations no is
tim walls also gay though that was like the the chinese that was the 14 year
old boys
claimed oppo research on tim walls is that he took a uh he took a 14 year old
exchange student to an
indigo girls concert in 1995 and sucked them off yeah there was a guy on
twitter named like dr black
insurrectionist or something like that perfect yeah that was like he was like i
have the i have the
documents here this is real and then uh and then he just disappeared yeah yeah
it took him out smoked
him sometimes when i hear shit like that and it's so intense i feel like that's
real yeah i mean it's
like i barely know tim walls you know so if you told me that he was a pedophile
i just met this guy
two weeks ago yeah i don't really have an opinion about him so i'd be like okay
he's a pedophile i'm
still getting to know the guy you know what i mean yeah it's not you're not
like what else do we know
about you're not shattering my world yeah it's this identity crap it really
ruins the way you get to
know someone i don't need to know how he likes to fuck okay that's not what i'm
saying yeah you're
saying he's not you're not let down because you don't really know i don't know
the fucking guy yeah
he could just be i don't know fucking i don't know yeah no one to believe i'm
not under the
impression that pedophiles don't exist who's uh who who if they got pedophile
allegations would you
be the most shocked yeah doctor uh uh doctor uh what's oh i believe he's asking
me yeah weird
owl i think i would be disappointed that would be pretty disappointed but it
would be like oh okay
we'll just look at the guy dr umar would be a good one yeah a white one or
this is too much pedophile guys watching wicked though i did think you know it'd
be a lot of fun
is um to do like a move just a trailer for a movie maybe and try to make it
look real and you put it
on the internet and it's like a bunch of like you know kind of like burly like
sort of 80s you know
those like 80s viking style like bodybuilders like uh like ogre from revenge of
the nerds like that style
guy you know they don't really make them anymore like uh like uh what's his
name from venture brothers
brock samson from so those guys and they're all looking over scripts right and
they're like uh
you know they're like reading lines and sort of like kind of a latinate style
you know like it's
like they're all auditioning for some sort of ancient greece thing and uh you
go down the line
and then we see like a very fat black lady who has but she has like long blonde
hair right and
she's also reading the lines and she feels kind of out of place right and then
she goes into the
audition and um you know like initially she's sort of fucking it up but then
she like loses he