Name: The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Radu Bondar - Episode 85
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Radu Bondar - Episode 85

welcome to the adam friedland show podcast we got a special guest radu bondar
winner of the the adam friedland show podcast fuck a fan challenge it's kind of
a
you came it's kind of a comic-con look you're you're rocking right now
mm-hmm this is you look like a combination of both of us i think a little bit
right now that's what a
lot of the fans say look like a gay retard son the fans of of uh a certain
program yeah nick nick
just got something from amazon we're doing an unboxing we're doing an unboxing
it's christmas
time the the uh uxl m3 by five millimeter phillips flathead finally yeah you've
been talking about
this thing for years it's it feels nice screws went missing for the brush bar
in the uh
yeah i got the brush bar screws but here's what here's what happened so i
ordered these because i
could only find it look i eyeballed it listen up folks as an m3 and then i said
you know what i'm
not going to play this game and so i just went to home depot and got some calipers
and measured the
screw and it's m2.5 i hate that so these these are useless but the the right
screw will be delivered
maybe in a couple days so if anyone wants these useless screws we will be
leaving them
we are not giving them away no we'll leave them in an undisclosed location in
new york city
no we'll put it on our socials channels no i think i'm i think i'm going to
build a robot let's geocache
nick's building i think i'm going to build a room he's been talking about it a
lot he's he's finally
going to build himself a gundam uh i think this is going to be the new that's
not a robot no i
believe he's making a doll but you've been talking about how you wanted a gundam
it's been years
you must understand if as a fan of the old show how difficult it is it must be
it's not to
completely blow my top when absolutely when he says stuff like my first
instinct was to be
disrespectful to him i'm his biggest fan i say i'm your fist clenched i say i'm
going to build a
robot and then he says nick's finally building a gundam yeah it's like a manner
of not listening to
people it's like it's like calling a car a robot right a gundam is a it's like
it's like your dish
i imagine like it's like this is um you know like if uh if somebody said to him
oh my my my dad died
last week and he'd be like oh yeah how's he doing where he gets some of the
information and then twists
it in a way yeah that proves that not only was he not listening but not
listening in such a manner to
cause disrespect and harm it's a little bit it's how my wife listens to me
sometimes yeah yeah i kind of
am his wife is that a theme well more of the husband yeah i was gonna say or i'm
gonna seem
very domineering wife they're taller whoever has the more power and you know
what simpsons joke i love
when they go to itchy and scratchy land and like they have the robot parade of
the itchy and scratchy
stuff right and uh one of them like goes to take off its hat but it doesn't
have a hat it just takes
off the top of its head and then like uh there's like a microchip and it's like
beep beep beep and then
marge goes uh oh homer look at all that stuff in there that's why your robot
never worked
and it's quantity well just imply like implying a story line where he tried to
build a robot and it's
just there's no yeah there's no he's joking well there's just nothing it's just
metal
and he was expecting it to he's got a hatchet yeah that has to be explained to
him in a later
day it's basically a suit of armor yeah but i will not make that mistake
because i got a
i got 50 of these bad boys most robots are fuckable now right i saw i saw i
watched a
five and a half hour interview with elon musk and asked him how the fuck did
you build a like a robot
car and he's like everything starts with the screws he said that yeah that's a
guy filling time he's like
you would think it would be the computer software but it's not it's the screws
yeah because that holds
everything together yeah no the screws are what is it called gestalt the sum of
its parts or not
ah that would be like a good like uh instagram reel for us is nick telling this
story he heard from elon
musk there are a lot of podcasts like uh yeah i know where you just do the i
heard tristan's tristan
tate once said yeah yeah you gotta you gotta rape the bitch people are saying
whatever he says
i don't know what people are saying but the podcast who's tristan tate it's it's
andrew tate's brother
you don't know the vice president of romania oh yeah they're in your country
right now yeah that's
right they're there oh i forgot that and the locals i would leave they don't
like i would leave as
soon as i was arrested and put in prison there well i think they can't go
anywhere else because of
i would move the romania specifically so that i don't get arrested well romania
is not part of what
people do it's not part of interpol right or something or no we are we're in an
au remember
that band pretty good kind of good pretty good two good songs rosemary
uh tate is why so why can't they get him out of your crap country because he's
making crazy money
there he is people move there to sex traffic but what they don't do is go on tv
and be like y'all
can't get me i'm not paying bribe like you've got to pay the bribe yeah pay the
cost to be the boss
you know where the neighborhood he's in it's the lambo style neighborhood like
where like where are the castles that like i don't know exactly where he is i
just know that like the
local he's in downtown the local sex downtown downtown romania no no he's
probably in like
bel-air roman like you know bel-air estates romania bucharest is nice it's
called the paris of the east
i saw a video of him playing with nunchucks yeah right it's got three cool
neighborhoods yeah yeah
i like it i call it the new york has anyone has anyone considered that maybe
andrew tate
is because i saw him playing with those nunchucks yeah that uh maybe he's
instead of being maybe
instead of embracing like i'm a man you should embrace like i'm a child i have
like a child-like
wonder to me and then none of the stuff that he does would be offensive i'm
just collecting
if you take his opinions he's like a peter and assign them to an eight-year-old
boy then it's not
like then it's good it's true because like when i was like let's say middle
school i would say things
about women that were abhorrent i would say like i would that bitch in the ass
but they're all i would
say they're all they're all bigger than you then they're huge so it's okay then
i would say that
to my friend you just want to hold her hand i i had barely i had barely smelled
a girl at that point
i would that bitch in the ass 12 12 years old for a 10-year-old boy to say that
about somebody that's
you know six one at the time yeah that's fine yeah yeah i sent you that picture
of me at camp right with
that big big old girl oh yeah yeah yeah nick nick was doing research for the
short film and he's like
he's like you had sent that to me prior because steven would post it in the
group chat it is a very
funny picture i think that girl actually maybe had some sort of developmental
something or other but i
i think she was like a type of you like that's a good big simple you want to
see the big i do yeah
but that's not like your time we called her big texas no uh no she was a yeah i
mean i was also like
five one probably at the time and now i'm five three so you're just showing me
a picture of big mo i
just yeah i just i'm showing you a picture of me and a big bitch when i was 13
uh who does i was a
wife beater couple lean yeah i would fuck that bitch in the ass it's so insane
it's so insane that you
say that stuff when you're like a child yeah yes i think that is a good
observation yeah look at this
yeah this isn't this is a jewish summer camp oh i love her she's great what do
you mean i mean
that's a sturdy woman that can protect you she's a nice lady that's a nice lady
yeah but i think i
was actually trying to make fun of her by taking that picture yeah yeah i think
i was saying and i
thought i was cool kid me adam annoying cute kid just like this was after uh my
tom green era
i like used to i read my my uh seventh grade yearbook when i was back home
recently in it
every uh message was uh hey jew good luck being tom green or the next tom green
yeah i was just
copying the jokes i heard on the tom green show at the time green show that in
retrospect that show was
very funny first podcast because well not the show the show the mtv show yeah
but he also had the
the first part the special episode about his friend glenn's testicular cancer
was also very
i don't remember that yeah and i think he was also the originator of torturing
his parents
that's true before bam margera i think he was the one that was torturing his
parents like how
hofster was the crowd work clip guy before shoals no one gives steve hofster
i do hofster do you think he's like sits around he's like stavros
yes but only because he's greek not he's not mad at the success what what the
hell is hofster or some
sort of nazi no no he's jewish oh god another one bites the dust you know i
heard recently hock
to us jewish they're saying that online yeah i think that's uh they're doing
the anti-semitism
yeah i think it is an anti-semitism but it does sound like a jewish prayer they're
saying she's a jewish
cia please stand for the hack tour they're saying she's an asset everyone
please rise for the hack
to her she's also going to jail now because of her crypto she's not gonna go to
jail dude that's
just unregulated free free my girl um so yeah um thanks for coming what are you
doing in new
york this week just came out to do some shows to be nick's boss at the roast at
the factory of roast
at the roast factory i'd make sure he clocked in always late this guy was he a
good boss yeah he's
a nice guy i only knew him through email who's the who's the roast for so it
was the roast of alec
baldwin yeah and uh i was nicky glazer's writing assistant i did a couple of
them were you i was just
for one oh yeah a short time and nicky do you remember any of your your jokes
what were his
jokes they were like if they were i remember all of his jokes too if they made
the dais or whatever
they would have been the best things but he's like you can't put them on comedy
central it was like
stare at robert de niro and just say wop to make nicky do that yeah yeah the
best one and these were
everyone sent in like a lot of a lot of jokes a pete davidson one uh i don't
remember that that
was the year before oh but uh everyone else sent in like beautifully manicured
like say it like this
do this yeah set up punch tag 200 jokes a lot of people sent nick said six
jokes all caps just say
wop they're all my favorites and one was like look like for jeff ross like what
do you like jeffrey
epstein if he was sponsored by supreme oh that's good that's good yeah none of
them usable but we would
all like that's we talk about them almost every day that's great she was nice
it was 200 bucks
yeah she's yeah she's the best i needed the money she's the best employee i've
ever had yeah i watched
that martha seward documentary recently i'd never watched the roast of justin bieber
but oh that was
her comeback after she went to jail yeah yeah she was fine and she was very
that was amazing it tells
you so i didn't realize that i don't even like roasts really yeah i mean like
it's i don't not dislike
roast yeah i don't like i'm not a big i'm way too into it became a big thing
like whenever i like
there's a guy opening in tampa and side splitters he's like he's like i'm
moving up to new york next
week and uh you know i'm hopefully gonna get on roast battle at the stand and i'm
like oh my god you
know it's like yeah it's like yeah hopefully they're gonna have me on bump what
was that other there was
like a like a secondary roast battle that was like comedy wars or comedy fight
club but the
roast battle is something that would happen like down the stre