Name: The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88

uh welcome to the adam free land show podcast uh guest this week joe mandy
thanks for joining us
happy to be here thank you first person with a million followers on twitter is
that true uh
that's the first person to openly buy them i think oh that's right yeah yeah
there were people
with millions already where do you buy them from like indonesia or something
there was like fiver
and then um they're one of my fiber fiber guys was like if we go off the
website i can hook you up
and he was just like a guy in moldova who was just for like a couple hundred
bucks was just giving me
hundreds of thousands of followers that's so sweet i don't know what's up with
moldova but i don't
think i was like funding isn't that the worst country didn't radu say that that
that's like
statistically the worst one that's some eastern european beef that i don't want
no part of
where is he from romania he's romania that's worse probably yeah i wonder how
he feels about
he's mad at moldova i don't care at all about that they had real romanians in
nosferatu
they did yeah really not the robot the robot's played by bill scars did you
watch it what yeah i
saw it last night yeah was it good it was good yeah it looks cool i i want to
see wicked but i don't
everything else people are excited to see i don't want to see that's what i
that's why i said i'm
gonna get into game of thrones now it's safe i can watch it by myself yeah you're
waiting for
it to not be part of this 2025 i get into game of thrones and aol instant
messenger i wish man that
was a that was a dark day for me when i lost my instant messenger profile just
what do you mean
it got taken away it got just like my password chris hansen yeah i know i
couldn't get into the
message boards i needed to the chat rooms that they uh just my password no
longer worked oh there was
like no they're like what what was your email in 1998 who are you talking to on
there like i
i guess it was just like the the other guys in isis yeah yeah yeah yeah van
attacks and you know
between that and the time zones i just it was impossible to keep up with them i
had my name
at mac.com back when they launched matt i bought the apple my just my name yeah
at mac.com and i lost
the login information for it and like once every two years i'd be like maybe
there's a way and there
isn't no and it drives me fucking insane every time same thing you didn't even
have a phone you
can't even get mac.com you can't get those emails anymore no it's icloud you
have to have an icloud
and you get that for free when you buy the phone yeah i remember getting really
excited for gmail
like my friend yeah yeah it was like invite only right it was invite only i got
an invite from my
friend for the beta who has that story about snoopdogg at gmail.com moshe yeah
yeah what he would do
is a bit he would do on stage moshe would do yeah about like meeting snoopdogg
and he'd like
connect let me get his email and he's like can i get your email right snoopdogg's
like you know it's
busy so yeah it's uh snoopdogg at gmail.com it is really crazy yeah how many
really famous people
but it's actually it's actually about a different celebrity that's not snoopdogg's
he changed it to
snoopdogg but the actual celebrity and the real story is just as funny yeah
yeah it's was it his email is
leave that in and moshe met him and he goes yes
that's nice emotion to come up with a different rapper right yeah
well now we exposed him i went to a funeral it was a uh for my friend's brother
last year
it was really sad but my friend had to like get into his email because he
needed to find some stuff for
like and so he like guessed the password he finally got in and he found an
email his brother uh sent an
email to steve jobs to sjobs at mac.com and he's like mr jobs my name is toby i'm
a law student in
new york city i think you are spending too much money litigating like copyright
law and not enough
on research and development like uh anyway have a nice day mr jobs and steve
jobs responded
yeah and he was like yeah he was like uh he was like yeah you sound like
responded like this yeah
he was drinking a smoothie while while dying yeah he was getting a kale enema
he was drinking green juice to cure his cancer um yeah and he was like yeah you
sound like a law
student like thanks for your advice but you're absolutely 100 incorrect and
like yeah you don't
know what you're talking about yeah so steve jobs went into the comments
basically that's cool but i
guess he guessed steve jobs's email and my friend read it at the during the eulogy
it was like it was
really nice like people were crying and then they laughed a bit how are they
doing that was an awful
story really sad the way his friend's brother died yeah that was really they're
they're i mean it's
they're good they're good the kids are good no oh good i we should probably i
don't know you brought
it up i don't know i will you brought up to make fun of him for sending an
email it's a funny story
oh okay his pager exploded uh-huh yeah he was in hezbollah well he had a
seizure while driving
we they don't know he crashed into gaza they don't know no he crashed into a
drove through all of
gaza he crashed into the puerto rican day parade and then kept driving then
went through pride month
parade oof that's a rough which is the same you know it's the same time yeah i
love that scheduling
issue so you're in la are you like the wildfires are you like demanding respect
for that yeah i i
definitely used it last night to gain sympathy with new york firefighters no
with a crowd in washington
dc oh okay i just that joke didn't work i keep i i get like the like updates on
my phone or whatever
and they're like oh billy crystal's house he lost his house yeah and i'm like
dude no way i'm ever
gonna care about that right he's like running out of his house covered in soot
i can't imagine there's
anything in billy crystal's house it's like a glass clippers memorabilia yeah
marble just a bunch of
marble and he's bound to slip in there and split his fucking head open at some
point uh i just before i
came in here i saw a thing that melissa rivers had heroically saved joan rivers's
emmy award from a
fire oh my god so that that's nice that's beautiful yeah i did i i don't know
if you guys missed it but
i said he ran out of the house burned into her pond that's the globe all right
huh it's burned into her
palm like a nazi that was better
um indiana jones that's it that's the movie yeah his his house is okay or no no
that's the movie where i
know i know i don't know do you have any friends whose houses are okay but they're
richer than you
uh so you're like a little bit like oh i'm sorry but you're richer than me no i
a horrible thing of
being slightly more successful than a friend whose house burned down oh that's
oh that you must feel
terrible you're a bad person you're actually you're just a bad i offered to
burn my house in support
oh man yeah it's i don't think like people are gonna care that much in the rest
of america you
see people on twitter being like it's not all rich people that live in la but
it's like you're not
you're not going to convince them now that it's not i know it is in their minds
it's
fucking dan schneider boiling like a frog in his foot right you know that's
that's all testing pray
for the palisades a lot these days i text him saying thank you is that where he's
at that's where
i think his family is no he's in nashville now he's a country star oh country
sir he's a actor
in a show i worked interesting maybe they should look into oh the the reality
show they should
look into what chet was doing before he left for nashville exactly yeah he left
his stove on
he was doing pyro pyro said it's getting a little hot here in la i might head
to nashville
that's his big surprise his music is beautiful it's have i played it i watched
that his country
music is stunning yeah but even like he he did one of his songs on yeah but i
made it bad
well whatever but i mean it's like for just sitting here with these shitty
microphones i can't even
get through a sentence right and then yeah i mean it's really impressive it's
funny because it's
like i mean he is it's tom hanks's son yeah it's like of course he's like
talented well i mean i
would say more talented actually yeah at least does tom hanks sing i'm
confusing i'm like combining him
and lyle love it in my mind into one guy it's the same that happens you know
that does happen it's
the classic yeah i'm thinking of lyle love yeah osama bin laden scotty pippen
and hard yeah lyle
love it they're all the same guys scotty pippen scar i love it ringo star yasser
arafat yeah all the
classic i found out last night that there's a dc councilman whose name is uh
magic jordan
i was like i love it man of course he won the election that's the coolest that's
his christian
name well it's like something his middle name legit is magic he changed it to
oh legit yeah magic jordan
that's so that's like his first name is lebron actually you know what i mean
that's like what a
white person like a 12 year old gives a name to the police because they're
trying weed when they get
caught you're like you like you're create a player on nba 2k yeah that's like
what a nerd says in
school yeah and you're like trying to fit in yeah yeah so magic jordan was that
what what's going on with
him sports ball you don't like yeah you don't like sports um that's so funny
yeah dc well we they
also had a mayor named bowser mariel bowser mario bowser mario what a great
place yeah yeah and a
mayor smoked crack our mayor right now i hope one thousand years eric adams the
more i find out about
what he did he's the i don't really think he did anything wrong he had he has
eight phones on him
at all time for crime like yeah maybe he just likes phones is that bad no there's
a lot of
new expensive phones yeah yeah i mean the the the when the getting the tickets
to turkey i don't care
about he's the mayor of new yorks no matter what conservatives are going to be
mad at him on the
internet everyone's going to be mad and when the corruption stuff came out they're
like oh he's
taking kicks the corruption corruption stuff is he was getting like free
business upgrades on flights
to turkey it's like there were funded like campaign fundraisers were i don't
care it's it's not i don't
care either i support all the like brought swagger back all the all the like uh
uh uh what is it
called graft it's a graft it gets that's the graph gets like prosecuted is
always the ones where it's
like this is fine to me like when paul manafort got busted for tax evasion
because he bought his wife
like a big coat yeah i'm like let him write the it's a coat he said it was a
business expense yeah
that's fine like when it's like that's scary because it's like that oh yeah
when it's like
biden doing like kickback renovations on his house that's where it's up but if
it's like a big stupid
coat for your stupid wife yeah i don't have a problem with that like uh menendez
getting gold bars from
egyptians let them have the gold bars you know what i mean right when it's like
oh you know like 15
percent of my offshore drilling come that's bad that stuff never they never go
after putting my crack
head sun on right a golden top hat on a energy oil company right yeah what's
hunter up to i don't know
is he at an agency how do we get in touch is he i think he's an agent he's on
cameo i think i think
how can we get hunter if you're out there clip this he's amazing he manages joel
kim booster i think
he's joel's yeah it's only client
i'm pretty sure
oh he's so he's he's getting into the business yeah yeah so he wants to be but
he doesn't want to be on
camera no no no he just gets all clients to do full frontal nudity his one
client
he runs like a euphoria style agency yeah oh man that's so funny it is like
that guy that made
euphoria really pulled it off though i'm gonna make a show you know what's
really good that i had until
this holiday seaso