Name: TAFS Unplugged: MJ Lenderman
Uploaded: 2026-02-13T17:00:41.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'TAFS Unplugged: MJ Lenderman' from The Adam Friedland Show on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-02-13. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'TAFS Unplugged: MJ Lenderman' from The Adam Friedland Show on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-02-13. Transcript available.

All right, quiet, let's go for it.
How you gonna make your way in the world
When you weren't cut out for working
And your fingers are slender and frail
How you gonna get around
In this sleazy bedroom town
If you don't put yourself up for sale
Where you gonna go with your scarves
And your miracles
Who's gonna know who you are
Drugs and wine and flattering light
You must try again until you get it right
Maybe I'll end up with someone different
Every night
All these people
With no home to go home to
They'd all love to spend the night with you
Maybe I would too
Tell me how you gonna make your way in the world
When you weren't cut out for working
And you just can't concentrate
And you always show up for you
And you always show up for me
You said you were an actor
You said you were an actor
Well, I believe you are
But I thought you would be a star
You said you were an actor
You said you were an actor
So I drank up all our money
With these phonies in this Hollywood bar
But these friends of mine in this Hollywood bar
Loneliness
And frustration
You and I have both calmed down
With an acute case
But when the lights came up at two
And I caught a glimpse of you
And your face looked like
Something death brought with them
In a suitcase
Oh, your pretty face
Looks so wasted
Another pretty face
French inhaler
Stamped and mailed her
So long, Norman
So long, Norman
Wallet photo fan fit
My senorita cinematic unit
On the fridge
Rubbin' elbows with the grocery list
Rubbin' elbows with the grocery list
Wallet photo fan fit
Wallet photo fan fit
Wallet photo fan fit
My senorita cinematic universe
On the fridge
Wallet photo fan fit
My senorita cinematic universe
On the fridge
Rubbin' elbows with the grocery list
Wallet photo fan fit
My senorita cinematic universe
On the fridge
Rubbin' elbows with the grocery list
And I still stand
The tall boy can't buy the trash for you
What's a stay-at-home cowboy to do
Put on yesterday's clothes
But put on yesterday's clothes
Set out to roam
The living room alone
It's not your fault God made you in his garage rock days
They called me Commander Suds
When I called in the bath bombing of the family tub
While I was hung like a Cub Scout
At the big league big swingin' tryouts
Uh-huh
Can you believe we've come this far
A lick slipped out from God's guitar
It's not your fault He made you in his garage rock days
What's a human cannonball
To do
But shoot for the moon
I'm over the falls
In a barrel for you
I'm over the falls
In a barrel for you
I'm over the falls
In a barrel for you
In a barrel for you
I'm over the falls
In a barrel for you
Give some!