Name: CLAVICULAR Talks Female Psychology, Drug Habit, Infamy
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'CLAVICULAR Talks Female Psychology, Drug Habit, Infamy' from The Adam Friedland Show on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-02-17. Transcript available.

CLAVICULAR Talks Female Psychology, Drug Habit, Infamy

if you're gonna take out hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of loans you
might as well invest it into surgery rather than going to school what if it
you could be a plastic surgeon and by the way you can actually get college
loans and use it for surgery so this is a method so I've been I've been telling
people yeah you can literally do that so just misappropriating the funds it's
really not gonna get you in that much trouble and you'll mog so you'll be able
to sort of get out of it
welcome to a very special episode of the Adam Friedland show it's Adam Friedland
we're gonna get right into it my guest this week is controversial kick streamer
and looks
maxer clavicular that guy clavicular has enjoyed quite the meteoric rise of the
last six months
thanks in part to a series of live stream controversies that have put him on
the social radar of anyone and
everyone that has a social media feed I wonder if our parents you think our
parents you
your mom knows because your mom knows because your mom's horny for me
bro
too
okay now I'm no fan of the things this young man has said about various groups
like women the LGBT community and
especially Jews what has he I didn't know that you know that yeah what does he
say it's not again we'll talk about it later but the bad ones right the bad
Jews
But I think it's important to view clavicular as a symptom, a symptom of
something much deeper, something much darker, perhaps.
A cultural virus that has plagued the country, the world perhaps, for the last
decade.
And I'm talking about, of course, I don't have to say it, but none other than
video game player and pick-up artist extraordinaire, Hassan Piker.
Our younger generation has grown up idealizing this man who uses a preternatural
fashion sense as a tool for sexual persuasion.
How many times have you seen young men at the store, or perhaps the mall,
wearing this exact outfit, attempting to mold themselves into a man who's,
quite frankly, an anti-Semite?
Anti-Semite of the year, mind you.
A man who views women as workers.
A man who live streams everything he does, makes it about politics.
A man who's not even as big as his dog.
Folks, I'm hoping this interview will be a wake-up call for everyone who's
watching it.
To stop supporting the monster, Hassan Piker.
So please enjoy my interview with Clavicular, everyone.
It's going to be a good one.
I think it's going to be a good one.
Ladies and gentlemen, the number one streamer on KICK.
Give it up for Clavicular, everyone.
Thanks for having me.
Thanks for having me, dude.
How are you doing?
You're in New York City?
Doing great, man.
You're enjoying it?
It's a little cold for me, but...
Honestly, I'm 38 years old, and I'm learning about looks-maxing and stuff.
I do a lot of research for the show, and I feel like I just feel like a boomer.
I feel so foreign from the youth of today.
I feel like I'm learning a new fucking language or something like that.
Right, yeah.
All of the terms are quite comical, but you're not in your own world with not
knowing about this whole looks-maxing.
It's kind of a new thing that's popped up over the past few months, I would say,
to the mainstream.
Right.
It's been...
But it existed in forums for years, right?
Right, yeah.
No, it's been around for years.
It had sort of an explosion on TikTok back in 2023 where the kids knew about it,
but now it's kind of pushing to X and people in your demographic a little bit.
Shut up, man.
What does that mean, demographic?
Like old cells?
What is my demographic?
Old cells.
Old cells?
Yeah.
What does that mean?
Telebacy?
Just like...
I get pussy.
Shut the fuck up.
I get mad pussy.
No, it's not like...
Even when I was poor.
That's just one of the terms that we use.
My sexual market value is just through the roof.
We'll just add cell to the end of a descriptor.
Really?
It's old cell.
So what is your role in this ecosystem?
How would you define the place that you exist within that?
I would say I'm kind of the cultural leader in the looks-maxing world, you know?
Because not a lot of people are super well-versed, you know, they're not
willing to, you know, go the distance, do whatever it takes kind of to ascend
through any and every mechanism out there available to them.
So I was like, okay, let's, you know, take this to its logical conclusion, you
know, with biohacking, with, you know, whatever form of ascension necessary.
Yeah.
Are there other, like, are there ops that are trying to come for that number
one spot?
Do you have to defend the throne?
Not that I know about.
Are you the hottest guy?
Is that what you're saying?
No, no, no.
No.
Well, that's just...
You just know the best about looks-maxing.
Right.
Well, that's the goal of the game, right?
Is to mog other people, right?
Tell the boomer cells about what that is.
So mogging is essentially just, you know, outperforming them, looking better
than them, and just sort of dominating, right?
It came from something called AMOG, which was alpha male of the group, then it
was short to just mog.
So that's kind of like the term we use when someone is just, like, outshining
another person in, like, a photo or whatever.
So if that comes along and happens to me, right, that's just kind of, like,
almost biblical, you know?
Have you been mogged by another man?
I've definitely been mogged, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
How does it feel to get mogged?
It's not a great feeling.
It feels bad.
It feels bad.
It's just that a guy's more beautiful than you, or...?
Just, it could be through, you know, a whole plethora of different things.
Maybe they have more money than you, they could money-mog you, they could
status-mog you.
Okay.
Do you only chill with handsome guys?
No, no.
I chill with...
You have normie friends?
I do have normie friends.
And what's your perception of those guys, that they're, like, you feel bad for
them?
I try not to think about it too much, but it's kind of just like a, the only
thing that I'm
kind of talking about when I discuss, you know, looks maxing and the importance
of looks is,
you know, you could try your hardest not to acknowledge someone being ugly or
good-looking,
but at the end of the day, it's a subconscious bias that everyone's going to
have, and it's
unavoidable, right?
So, just because I know the exact facial ratios that make someone good-looking
or not
good-looking, it doesn't mean that everyone doesn't instinctually know them
already.
It makes sense to me, the basic premise that society rewards attractiveness,
right?
Yes.
Yeah.
Correct.
It's kind of obvious, right?
Uh-huh.
Do you think it's, like, a revolutionary concept, because it's, like, you're
just saying something
that's always existed, right?
Right, yeah.
No, I think it's quite logical, and that's why I would say that most of my
messaging is
so well-received, because it seems to me so beyond obvious that you're better
looking,
you have better treatment in almost every aspect of life.
And this is something that's also quite well-researched, right?
You know, you look at prison sentencing for good-looking people versus people
who are less
attractive, it's quite clear that it's a huge advantage to have in life.
Do you think you beat the case recently because you're a hottie?
No comment.
No comment.
But did you, like, you pumped before you walked into the courthouse?
No, I didn't pump.
Did you wear something slutty so the judge could see?
No, I was fixing my hair in that one mirror, like the curved one, yeah, in the
courthouse.
I would throw your ass away for life.
Yeah.
Definitely, yeah.
To an ugly jail.
I'd send you to an ugly jail.
Brutal.
I'm just playing, dog.
Wait, so you came with your boys.
That's your camera guy?
Temporary.
Why?
You're about to fire him?
No, no, no.
Why?
My other...
What's your name?
Come up and say what up to the crowd, or to the audience.
Yoritz?
Yeah, yeah, come up and say hi.
Yeah, say name, age, body count.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
You don't have a body count?
I'm Yoritz.
Social Security number.
It's 21, and body count, like, lower double digits.
Lower double digits, like 10.
I don't really count.
Lower double digits is a bizarre way to say that.
Well, double digits implies, like, 50s, so that's too high.
Yeah.
Okay, so what's your body count?
I don't count.
Do you guys ever run two mans together, or no?
Not yet, not yet.
Not yet.
One day.
Well, two mans is, like, threesome.
Yeah, one day, like, a devil's three-way with you and your...
You're in the wide shot right now.
Okay, sorry.
I'm just like...
I'm just like...
Let's get back into you.
I want to...
Like, because it's been, like, really fucking fast, your ascent, right?
That's right.
Mr. B says you're about to be the number one guy.
I saw a clip.
Yes, he said that if he were to invest in any content creator who's up and
coming, it would
be myself.
I'm not really too sure what that means, but...
It sounds like a little bit sinister.
Maybe a little bit, but...
Dude, that guy kind of tortures poor people, don't you think?
I don't know too much about that.
That's been speculated.
No, I think people just kind of call into question stuff about some of the
budgeting maybe
not being the greatest...
What does that mean, though?
Well, so they're doing, like, the Team Water thing, right, in Africa, where it's,
like,
a charity project.
Yeah, for Africa.
The Wells, and people were, like, is $40 million really necessary?
And, you know, personally, I have no idea how any of this should work.
It costs less for the Wells?
And, well, that's what people are speculating.
You got a bad deal.
I have no fucking idea, quite honestly.
I don't think anyone has any idea how much it costs to, you know, run a water
project in
Africa.
The interesting thing that you talk about is kind of, like, how economy that
you were presented
with at your age, the world that you were promised wasn't a better future,
right?
Like, how would you explain that?
So, essentially, what I always say is, you know, looks-maxing is just another
version of
self-improvement.
Yeah.
And I'm simply stating that in terms of ascending your sexual market value,
which means, you
know, how valued you are by women, how easily you're going to succeed in the
dating market,
it's a lot easier to improve your looks and improve your SMB by that metric
than it is to
overcome, you know, certain disparities with your finances or improving your
status.
Because what needs to be accomplished is so much greater than people could ever
imagine to have
equal results, right?
So it's like, let's say you ascend to making even seven figures a year.
It sounds like an incredible number, and it is.
When you're a kid, you're like, that's the most money ever.
True.
Real.
I mean, especially when you live in big cities.
So that's the thing, right?
People get to these, like, insanely good milestones, and then they're expecting
these results, and
they're not coming.
Like getting pussy, you mean?
Well, the fact of the matter is, looks are valued a lot greater in these big
cities with
how shit the economy is, that's really not getting you as far as you think, you
know?
You could just also just move to New York, because there's, like, so many gay
guys that there's
just more straight women than straight guys.
It's a hack.
Or you could just looks, Max.
Have you seen Seinfeld before?
No.
George Costanza was, like, on dates with 11s, and it's real.
It's real.
That's actually what happens.
I don't know.
For any of the pop culture references, we are 20 years apart.
No.
You don't know any shows or movies?
Not, like, anything before, like, 2015.
So, like, Transformers, like, 4?
No.
No.
I think this...
What's your favorite movie?
Favorite movie?
Oh, that's a tough one.
Or it's Jester.
Movies are Jester?
Movies are kind of Jester.
And sports?
Sports is...
Oh, yeah, you hate sports.
Yeah, movies I could, you know, put up with every once in a while.
What's the best one?
Let me think.
The most enjoyable movie.
Dude, you got to not go back to Miami.
Just come chill with me and the lads tonight.
And just