Name: Girl Auditions for Late Night Talk Show | Adam Friedland Show
Uploaded: 2022-10-23T05:45:51.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Girl Auditions for Late Night Talk Show | Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-10-23. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Girl Auditions for Late Night Talk Show | Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-10-23. Transcript available.

So basically, here's the deal. Nick, I don't know where he is. I don't know if
he's dead or alive, but yeah, I'm looking for a lot of water.
I'm sorry. They didn't give us any water on the bus.
Cool. Okay, so you're a fan of the Come Town, the Adam Freeland Show.
Yes.
Okay, cool. Well, it's nice to see a woman actually acting like this.
Well, I'm not a woman yet. I'm a girl.
Oh.
Adam, I'm 14.
Oh. Well then, okay, I don't know if you'd be good for the...
No, I think I'd be good.
Do you know any jokes or anything? Maybe to camera one, you can do a joke.
What would a Jewish Santa Claus do when delivering presents?
Put a pay meter on the roof.
That's funny.
It was funny.
It's anti-Semitic. It's funny.
Then laugh. I implore you to laugh.
Implore, that's a good word.
It would be a good word on your SATs.
They taught me that at LIDS.
At LIDS, you learned that.
The manager said I implore you to let me put my hand on the small of your back
during break.
They should just call Cinnabon a fat faggot treat.
Yeah, I'll get the one with the hot white cum on it. Dude, I don't care.
Okay. All right. Maybe that's one for the old show.
Okay, another one.
Come to the cabaret!
Thank you so much for this opportunity.
That was really good.
At the Adam Friedland Show, I will work hard for what I want every single day.
I will come in here looking good around the office to boost morale.
I will come in here smiling, happy, tap dancing every day, always ready to
bring jokes of any sort of variety.
Blue humor, crude humor, sexual humor, innuendo, pun, or otherwise.
I think you need to slow down, and I think you need to let yourself grow a
little bit.
So you're saying come back in four years?
Four and a half years.
Good. I'll be marinated enough for you.
I don't know why I'm marinated, but okay.
But thank you so much for your time.
It was nice to meet you.
And can you make sure she gets to the bus?
Okay, and that the door is closed?
Okay, all right.
That's a long handshake.
Okay, can you make sure that she gets to the bus and the door is closed and it's
going to Boston?
Thank you.