Name: Alec Baldin, Glen Garry Glen Ross | The Adam Friedland Show
Uploaded: 2022-10-24T14:30:03.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Alec Baldin, Glen Garry Glen Ross | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-10-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Alec Baldin, Glen Garry Glen Ross | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-10-24. Transcript available.

when I got to LA because he because I've told him in the past that he wears too
much purple stuff yeah and says your line that's not mine well we could share
it oh I didn't finish telling my story oh yeah go for your Barnes & Noble we
listen like I said it's gonna be a rough hour of today for tonight yeah it's
gonna be a rough one don't say you always curse it before it before it's ready
what do you mean I curse it just say it's a this is going to be bad don't do
that all right fine this is the greatest bad I said it's gonna be rough yeah
okay
whatever no yeah I was wearing a purple jacket and I was like oh damn look it
is
Borney the dinosaur and Borney and he got upset have you ever watched Barney
the
dinosaur for black people they got Barney for black people now
bebop is named turn Barney off
Barney's for closers what's your name Levine you call yourself a baby you piece
of shit
there's just a bunch of babies in an office
yeah we should do a an all kids shot for shot remake
that was I wanted to do that was 10 years 15 years ago I was trying to put on a
children's theater to put on a children's theater production
turn that Barney's for closers a a a b b c c the alphabet these are the first
three letters that you have to learn that's that's pretty smart we should do a
full episode of the talk show with baby what I like about too is people forget
in the ABC speech there's also AIDA
what's the second part I don't know always be closing it's always be closing
it's always be closing it's always be closing with it a I D a auto I immune D
deficiency asexual
a a intersex yeah l g b t q plus
a sexual a sex
yeah l g b t q plus
a sexual a sex
i d a auto i immune d deficiency asexual a intersex yeah l g b q plus l lesbian
b bisexual
barney's for lesbians g gay f fag t trans where's the f plus hiv positive
right that's what the plus stands for it's for paused up homeboys first prize
is a chew toy yeah
where's the dl dl should be on there second prize set of safety scissors
third prize is you're fired from being a baby
you're not allowed to be a baby anymore yeah that's right we should
get alec baldwin and i don't have to listen to this you sure don't pal
well behaved don't cry you go home and play with your toys i don't give a
shit wait are we doing 15 or 20. what for our friends what friends
oh 20 minutes always always 20 minutes 15 and 30 20 and 40. that's why you're
not a baby yeah
that's why that's why you're not cut out to be a baby
you sure don't bow um yeah that would that would be a really good movie sucking
dick is for closers
dude alec baldwin is awesome i really had no appreciation for him until like
literally two
days ago he's a great guy well once you can talk like that it's like fuck
now i go out i'm like do you want to make a baby they're like what are you
doing i'm like don't
i sound like alec baldwin we should have gone to those is it gone i can't hear
it sounds a little
it's it's less there god damn you were doing the shadow nose on monday oh the
shadow no that's still
there you still got that okay yeah put that coffee down that's that's pretty
good so it's just deeper
it's just deeper coffee's for babies you could do uh you could do what you
think i'm with you
you can do nick nolte baby i'm not with you bonnie's for babies
bonnie's for babies
bonnie's for babies