Name: Next Gen Gaming, Modern Warefare 2 | The Adam Friedland Show
Uploaded: 2022-10-31T22:30:27.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Next Gen Gaming, Modern Warefare 2 | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-10-31. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Next Gen Gaming, Modern Warefare 2 | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-10-31. Transcript available.

did you see we want to go I didn't go it was mr. it's so amazing when they show
a teaser for the
new shit I was just telling you this about fucking PlayStation 5 but this next-gen
shit is up it's
insane what we're doing it's like almost like we should we really don't need to
make anything else
in the real world yeah well they make video games like too heavy now right
right they started doing
that probably the last game starts and it's like you're right and you're an
architect that was
violently raped wake up in your family and somehow you've been given superpowers
yes and you have to
capture X to journal about your rape right sit there tapping X mm-hmm this
horror game called
the quarry that I thought was gonna be like it it's a more simple like like
horror game I thought
I was killing monsters at horror game called the quarry about this woman with a
giant vagina Cory with the
quarry but the quarry it was like but then I just I downloaded it and I started
playing it and it's
just a fucking it's a storybook it's a choose your own adventure novel and I
was pissed but I guess I
should have known that but then there's another game called like the plague or
some shit it looks
like you play in like the period of like the plague okay and sorry what were
you gonna say I was I was
gonna say when the Italians move to this guy there you go there you go racism
um well it's like you can
be right you can be racist to Italians but again it's another like it's a very
beautiful storybook game
and I'm like what happened to game play so then I've just been playing FIFA and
2k mm-hmm which is also as I
saying earlier too it's like the kids online everybody online is way too the
last 20 years
of gaming has been so fucking insane that it's like you can't like I'm I do
other
things and so unfortunately I have to to live but yeah two things that like
maybe
disappoint you when you're younger that to be not good at skateboarding and
yeah
sure it's such a blessing to not be good at you are and you never stopped right
right right I mean skateboarding yeah it's just it's playing Nick if you had to
add up
all of your hours of gameplay in your 33 years what would what do you think it
would add up to I have
no idea do you think it'd be a month probably longer probably in 24 probably a
month playing modern warfare 2 20 years old but you slept during that month I
mean
like if you yeah but I would in terms of hours like 2 p.m. God that's that's a
good time yeah
that's so fun those are the best years when you're like when you're 20 before
you have
like any kind of like existential crisis you don't you're like I'm you don't
have no
concept that you're ever gonna die you're like I drink malt later you're gonna
live
forever I used to order two burritos like to like smothered burrito not to say
sit down call the boys up just fucking play we're playing like Tom Clancy like
like the division or some share just buy a game beat it all with your friends
and
then just like keep it you stay up all night I would go to I would go to the
beer store I go to RBM next to my apartment then I'll go to Taco Max I get
three tacos three tinga tacos and then yeah 40 and then I would get drunk and
play modern warfare until six o'clock in the morning yeah and then you sleep a
little bit you get up the first thing you want to do is turn they go lift
weights
and then and then maybe I would go to Blake's apartment mm-hmm where we would
play modern warfare 2 mm-hmm on his projector mm-hmm and he would take pain
medicine and he would take Percocets