Name: Shane Gillis: Would you Vote for Trump? | The Adam Friedland Show
Uploaded: 2022-11-01T20:53:22.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Shane Gillis: Would you Vote for Trump? | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-11-01. Transcript available.

That's sick.
What do you think is going to happen in 2024?
Me?
Yeah.
Trump?
New Marvel.
Would you vote for him?
Frankenstein?
No.
I don't know.
I have cerebral palsy, but I'm still a gun owner.
I see the gun dude?
Yeah.
Get your paws off my wheelchair, pal.
Get your freaking, just a bumper sticker.
A guy with a conversion van and everything.
Get your damn paws off my wheelchair.
Yeah.
Don't slowly roll over me.
Don't unplug my batteries.
I'll hold a gun for a second.
It's pretty fun.
Are you going to vote for Trump?
No.
If my girlfriend breaks over me, maybe.
Yeah, then when you hate women.
What if she got a mastectomy, would you vote for Trump?
Yeah.
No, okay.
What if she did that to spite you?
Of course she would.
Yeah.
Well, I can't get an abortion anymore, so I guess I'm going to get my tits cut
off.
What if you could convince women to do that?
Why would you say such a horrible thing?
Just Chris Hayes being like, it's time for you to get a mastectomy until they
change the law.
I don't know.
I thought it would be a good idea.
When Chris Hayes said it.
I would vote.
I might vote Fetterman.
We need Fetterman getting involved.
You like him?
Yeah.
I'm a Frankenstein.
I'm a Frankenstein.
Exactly.
He is kind of Frankenstein.
He is full Frankenstein.
You should get him both.
You should have him for the Halloween stuff.
He's 6'8"?
Yeah.
He's huge, dude.
If he had a stroke and he can't talk.
Yeah.
He's full Frankenstein.
This is just showing me pics of him yesterday.
Yeah.
Just dying.
Even without the voice.
It's like, oh.
His, like, crumpled face.
Yeah, like he had a stroke.
I'm like, what, at birth?
It's kind of abusive.
Kind of abusive.
What the fuck is wrong with this guy?
It's extremely abusive.
Yeah.
Make him debate publicly.
Mm-hmm.
Because he already looked like Sling Blade and now he sounds like him too.
He does.
Yeah.
I like that he still rocks with the MLB chin beard thing.
But then he's like a progressive guy.
We need living wages.
We're working.
Yeah.
They got him, though, pretty bad.
Did you get to see any highlights?
I did.
I was.
Fracking.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I support.
I mean, it's like.
I feel bad for him.
It's an actually disabled.
Yeah, it's me.
Yeah.
Dr. Oz is up there being smug.
Mm-hmm.
It should be Dr. Oz.
As you can tell, my opponent is fucking shitty.
Versus the lap band surgeon from my 600 pound life.
The other famous Muslim doctor.
The delicate.
I love those guys.
The delicate Muslim guys.
That guy was in Houston, right?
It's so good to see you.
You know what I mean?
Like a whiskery.
It's so good to see you.
Please come into my office.
I was talking that way before the show and Shane didn't like it.
Yeah.
What?
Delicate.
Yeah, you do that.
I don't know why you do that.
It's very nice.
Why do I do it?
It's a bad personality trait, no?
Yeah.
I don't know why you do it.
I don't know why you do it.
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