Name: Misery & Cathy Bates | Nick Mullen and Adam Friedland
Uploaded: 2022-11-03T20:49:34.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Misery & Cathy Bates | Nick Mullen and Adam Friedland' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-11-03. Transcript available.

We've got to power through, dude.
Until you're comfortable with the format, we've got to keep doing it.
Well, I'm not comfortable.
The lights are on right now.
You're standing behind me.
The audience spoke.
They said the lights were wrong.
The audience didn't want this.
The audience wanted a more monologue.
They said theatrical.
Is this theatrical right now?
90% of the comments were, I was expecting the movie Bronson.
In my head, that's what I thought it was.
We can do that.
Is that in that movie?
I don't know.
I didn't see it.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
It's all right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I watched Misery.
That was really good.
It's a cool movie.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, in the book, they cut his foot off.
Oh, yeah.
And then cauterized it with a blowtorch.
And everyone involved in the movie had a problem with that.
The original director wouldn't do it.
And I think Warren Beatty was supposed to play, what's his name?
Sheldon.
Paul Sheldon.
Young Sheldon.
Yeah.
Young Sheldon.
Young Sheldon.
Yeah.
Very good, Adam.
What?
What?
No, no.
Good.
Yeah.
Jump in with stuff like that.
Young Sheldon.
Young Sheldon.
Yeah.
And then maybe, Adam, if you're comfortable with it, what would Young Sheldon
in Misery look
like, you know, instead of just a line, you know, instead of just a line, like
just go into
the character, you know, like just feel out the bit, see where it goes.
He'd be like, do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?
Maybe try to stay in the bit rather than making the bit rather than making the
bit.
I haven't seen either.
I haven't seen Young Sheldon.
It's a boy.
He's a nerd.
He's like, oh, Kathy Bates, where's my bow tie?
Did you eat it?
You fat bitch.
I haven't seen Misery.
Hey, did you eat my bow tie, you fucking pig?
You know, maybe that's what Young Sheldon would say.
Maybe that's what James Caan should have done when he was in the bed, just call
her fat
until she left him alone.
Yeah.
You know if that movie, if it was a hot woman, that would just be pornography.
Yeah.
If it had been two hours of a hot woman torturing.
She looked kind of good in that movie, though.
It's a big girl.
All because he's chained to the bed, getting his legs broken.
Yeah.
But frankly, you're right.
A babe, dude.
Yeah.
A babe, too.
Pig in the city.
That's good.
Wait, it's about a big gal trying to have sex with James Caan?
Yeah, he's like an author, and she's like a big fan, and he gets in a car
accident, so
she brings him into her house.
And yeah, but I don't know.
She looks kind of good.
That's kind of my type.
You like him?
I like him a little bigger.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Have you seen About Schmidt?
No.
You see her naked?
You see her naked?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Kathy Bates.
All right.
Yeah, I did an about face when I saw that scene.
I said, no thank you.
Yeah, about time to turn this movie off.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.