Name: Cold Open: The Unaired Matthew Healy 1975 Interview | The Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Cold Open: The Unaired Matthew Healy 1975 Interview | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-12-14. Transcript available.

How did you come up with the Adam Friedland show?
How did I come up with the Adam Friedland show, it's a good question.
It came to me in a dream.
I was behind a desk and there were these big shining lights and I noticed just
silhouettes
of hundreds, maybe thousands of people in the audience, all types of people,
guys, lesbians,
all different types of people.
I looked to my right and it was the guy that played Niles from Frasier, David
Hyde Pierce.
And I just started asking him questions and I could really feel the energy
coming from
the audience.
They were laughing.
And I woke up and I turned to my mom and dad and I was like, I think I got it.
I think this is a eureka moment.
I think I figured out what I'm going to do after Comedown ends.
And I described the dream and they were like, well, I think that's just a talk
show.
But I was like, yeah, I know.
But what is a talk show?
You have talking.
We all do talking.
We talk every day.
I talk to my friends and family.
But it's a show too.
You're doing it for the people.
It's something for the pleasure of the audience.
It's about pleasure.
It's about the pleasure of the audience.
Wait, sorry, one second.
How long have we been going for?
I'm kind of worn out.
You know, seven, eight minutes, maybe?
Let's just take a, you know, let's take a ten.
All right, I'm going to get coffee.
You want a coffee?
I want to go home.
All right, I'll get you a coffee.
Can I talk to you for a second?
Yeah, what's up?
What are we doing with all this stuff?
It's good.
What?
Don't what, Nick.
We need to figure, first of all, what are we even fucking doing here?
Why are we doing this?
What are you talking about?
Dude, that shit was fucking fire.
My girlfriend, these years, she was fucking dying up there.
I think I'm going to get a little bit of P-U-S-Y tonight, if you know what I'm
talking about.
We don't need more documentaries.
We need to focus on the actual show, okay?
We need these interviews to be dialed in, and we're not focused on that.
On top of that, you're treating this place like a fucking daycare center for
your 12-year-old
girlfriend.
12, Nick?
12?
First of all, she's most probably certainly over 18.
And second of all, we can't be sure of that because she doesn't have a birth
certificate
because of the ongoing conflict in the Ukraine.
And Gerhardt is doing a great job out there.
Okay, look, yes, you're right, I'm sorry, I apologize, but first of all, who
the fuck
is Gerhardt?
I don't know where you found this guy.
We need to fix the show.
The interviews have to be dialed in, okay?
What do you mean?
The interviews are fire.
They're not fire.
No, no, no.
People love the Mac DeMarco interview.
We have Mac DeMarco here for nine and a half hours.
Yeah.
And you asked him about Free Willy, you asked him if his penis was circumcised.
That's a good question.
And you asked him if he had a cat, okay?
The questions need to be specific to the guest.
Okay.
You're from Canada.
What's...
How's the...
What's the leaf?
What is that leaf?
What is it?
Why do they have a leaf on the fly?
Do you have an eagle?
These are things.
These are the kinds of things.
I see what you're saying.
You blew the Mattie Hewley interview.
What do you mean I blew it?
You blew it.
It's fucking ruined.
It was terrible.
Have you seen it?
We can't use that.
No, but it was...
I remember it was pretty good.
Hello and welcome to the Adam Friedland Show.
We've got a massive guest today.
You want to introduce yourself?
I want to introduce myself?
Yeah, go for it.
Hello.
I'm Mattie from the 1975.
Is that my job or am I supposed to...
Well, is it ho...
I don't know.
Nick?
You guys have no idea what you're doing.
Absolutely no.
Like, there's no idea.
There's no...
There is no one here.
Because people told me not to come on this and I was like, no, it's a real...
No, it's a real thing.
It's a real thing.
So, Jimmy Savile, do you think he got a raw deal?
Have you ever seen the Nora Ephron movie, Michael?
No.
So, it's like a...
I mean, you're going to love it, but like...
So, basically, John Travolta, he plays an angel.
But, get this, he's not angelic.
He likes to drink and he likes to get pussy.
My pubes are falling out.
This is a pretty good fucking movie.
Forget the movie.
Look, we need to get this fucking interview.
Wait, why are you dressed like Elizabeth Holmes?
I like this style.
This is how I look now.
Oh, a bite mark.
Oh.
You've been seeing him.
Just a little bit.
But, he helps a lot with the show.
I thought you said you weren't going to see him anymore.
I thought you said we're getting rid of him.
Look, we are.
Okay?
And I do have a guy and I can contact him and we can get rid of him.
But, I'm going to need, look, I promise you, just a couple of more weeks to
grow my hair out to play the other guy.
And then we'll have a great cold open.
And then you can focus on your interviews with your little music friends.
It's going to be good.
And then we'll have a great show.
It'll be a great show.
It's a good show.
You just got to have faith in me and let Dracula do a little bit more and then
we're good.
All right.
Stay tuned for my show.
Stay tuned for the Adam Friedland Show.
It's my show.
Stay tuned for my show.
Thank you.