Name: Matty Healy on Pink Being Cancelled | The Adam Friedland Show
Uploaded: 2023-02-10T20:19:26.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Matty Healy on Pink Being Cancelled | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-02-10. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Matty Healy on Pink Being Cancelled | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-02-10. Transcript available.

turn the page is great because there's a line in there you know it's about
being on the road
you know you're on the road all the time and he goes yeah we know all about
that brother
oh hell yeah he goes into some country bar and there's a line in there it's
like people
looking at him it's like is that a woman or a man and then i mean you know what
bob seeger looks
yeah right it's like who's like what a beautiful woman it's got to be a real
shit place yeah right
that's a gorgeous girl is that what he thinks of himself he sat down and wrote
that song he's like
everyone knows how bob seeger's intro what kind of what kind of body dysmorphia
does bob seeger have
that he's like looking in the mirror he's like i'm a fucking girl everyone
thinks i'm a fucking girl
well we're in the everyone's got body dysmorphia like we're just talking about
how pink's getting
can't you see that adam pink no getting canceled for looking like a lesbian for
her career and now
that's being regarded as queer baiting so like 18 year olds being like that she's
done irreparable
why they let why they let harry uh styles do that why do they let him he gets a
pass i don't know he
he's like basically has the n-word pass from the gay community yeah i don't i
actually don't think
the gays really like it i think it's like young girls that think it's a new
thing that are like
uh-huh oh my god you know and then gay men don't have a problem with somebody
pretending to be gay
they just jack off to it yeah it's only lesbians would be like you're not
actually a lesbian yeah
exactly any gay guys just find out yeah any gay man that sees a straight man prancing
around in like
skimpy clothes being like who wants to fuck my ass or like me i mean yeah yeah
yeah come over here
it's even it's even better that i know that you're straight yeah yeah maybe
maybe it's not all gay
guys but a lot of them it's all of them yeah it's all gay guys uh we speak on
behalf all right okay
yeah i'm a bit of a lorax
um oh yeah so pete seeker is at the festival and this guy is just having a
fucking meltdown
and apparently he was he went to the like control booth and he was trying to
like
cut the uh he was he was trying to cut the actual cord i think he was like i
don't know if he had an
axe or something but he was just like losing his absolute is his complete mind
and then he goes
into a car and he's like he's like screaming he's like bob dylan's playing
it's so dramatic it's so insane it's so insane and that's how they act but we
try to do a beautiful
talk show for them i don't understand like how people got away with that shit
because like you
know like people have like quotes if you're in like a guy in the 60s you can be
like quoted
yeah bob dylan sat there and like what was the famous stories like looking out
the window and he was
like takes one to know one yeah whoever looked out a window and he had his
guitar and he took a long
drag on the cigarette and said two in the pink one two in the pink one in the
stink he said
he said chinese yeah he said me bob darren don't think twice no no yeah but
yeah imagine if i said
that shit if i sat out and looked out the window when he said two in the pink
and said two in the pink
yeah i'm imagining it right i'm laughing uh no yeah he said so said no one ever