Name: Nick and Adam Love Hasan Piker | The Adam Friedland Show
Uploaded: 2023-02-12T13:00:31.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Nick and Adam Love Hasan Piker | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-02-12. Transcript available.

yeah I don't even really understand what a streamer is does Hassan just do that
all day long first of
all this is all Hassan's fault for being too sexy literally that's I mean I
kind of feel what you're
saying no literally because like Hassan and look I don't have a problem with
Hassan I don't consume
any of his content I don't really know anything about him I don't know how to
we've had two or
three I know how to see on Twitter it's also whatever yeah the guy's sexy so
that's how that's
the way the world is a piece of ass that's the way the world works it's
attractive people get to do
whatever they want and you just feel good for them yeah you're like go off that's
yeah that's it
but you like it look at Hassan will attract all of these people to think all
you have to do is the
politics and then you can reach that level and you can't you're just going to
be a different kind of
rapist right you know what I mean Hassan will never get Hassan could probably
actually rape somebody and
not get canceled because who's going to regret fucking that guy no you know
what I mean it's
impossible nobody's going to ever look at that guy and be like oh what did I do
you know what I mean it's just not going to happen
with his strong arms right he could rape he could rape somebody at two guns to
their head
fucking just two nickel plated 45s to their head just fully raping them with a
knife
and saying no the entire time and then Hassan will be like yeah so I'll call
you later like okay
wow wow Hassan likes me
yeah the problem is when you try to do the politics but you don't look like
that you don't
look like that that's the problem Tim Pool is that guy looks like shit yeah
well I don't think
Tim Pool raped anybody I'm just saying I'm just saying he'll get celebrated but
listen dude you're
not sexy enough to like be bulletproof the only two bulletproof sexy men in
America are probably
Hassan and Donald J Trump yeah yeah that's the only two Donald Trump just acts
like a black guy
you're like did you rape somebody he's like let me put this straight to you I
get pussy
I voted for Bernie because of Hassan oh really yeah yeah because I thought he
was so hot yeah yeah he
influenced me well Hassan is definitely an influencer he's an influencer okay
yeah then that is who's
there but female slash influencer there were streamers there yeah a lot of them
can influence you to
masturbate to the thought yes there was like a Zane what's that girl is that
the move now with the
shows we keep sexually harassing Hassan until he complains about it until he
fucks us yeah yeah
you think Hassan is hot do you guys really feel that way I mean objectively in
the way straight men
think other guys are hot you know I find them so unattractive it's like in a
mathematical way where
you're like yeah that guy's hot you think Hassan with the spindly fingers that
extend to the floor
I don't know what his fingers look we're talking about different Hassans which
one you don't know
anyone other than people at the cell yeah there's some comedian named Hassan
you're talking about
with freak fingers you think we're talking about Hassan Minhaj yeah no no thank
god who are you
talking about you Hassan Minhaj that's who I thought you were saying I thought
we were going to lose our
relationship remember that viral clip of him where he goes on Ellen he's like
people have actually been
saying my name wrong and he's like it's Hassan and then she he like corrects
Ellen and it was like
watch this brave wow and you know weeks up to that he was like I'm gonna say oh
people were saying
like Nicki Minaj well he was like yeah it's like it's not Hassan it's Hassan oh
his first name yeah
his first name yeah wait yeah it's no it's this guy that's like a streamer guy
I guess we talk about
him every episode now mm-hmm yeah what's his name can I look him well we're
streamers now yeah we're
streamers oh yeah figured out this this apparently had we've did a test but we
can stream directly to
YouTube maybe I should get more into YouTube stuff yeah it's but it's weird I
can tell it's very dark
yeah I'm probably depressing just from I mean they're mad rich I don't know I
knowledge like I
I swing back and forth rapidly between being jealous of of like I had an
impression of what I thought
Hassan did yeah until very recently we're obsessed I kind of am yeah yeah I
thought I thought amazing what
he's done because I really don't pay attention I mean he's he's listening right
now no he's not you
he he like he loves you but he loves coming I had no eyes on piker oh uh tafs
sorry I'm sorry I'm so
sorry I thought his son was just Felix's friend you know and I was friends with
him you know whatever
okay it wasn't my friends you know friend or whatever yeah but I never consumed
any of his content so and I
like I had no idea what like I created a twitch account I guess when I got a
PlayStation 4 just
because you know like we did this show I'm like oh maybe we'll I couldn't
figure it out yeah but I
was under the impression that Hassan just plays video games that's what I
thought for a long time and
then like there's people in the comments that are like yeah hey say Bernie
Sanders and he's like
yeah healthcare like here and there I had no idea that like most of these
twitch streamers there's
no video games really talk they just sit there and they talk and then it's a
lot of work he's in
their candy necklace song uh talking about well he does he does like uh yeah he
has an e-boy look
there's an e-boy look but no he just goes on he goes online for the most part
and like watches but
there's a part of me that's like you know you got it like an internal child
there's an eight-year-old
version of myself in my heart that it's like yeah you could just get paid get
paid to play video
games and sit at the computer all day yeah and I'm like wow yeah that sounds
awesome you could
have ice cream whenever you want but as an adult yeah I know that this is fun
but he plays does he
play he plays games sometimes I think I don't know it's mostly just chatting I
haven't yeah what's
crazy I don't know I guess it's more the chat goes so fast yeah I mean yeah
there's millions over
simulating really the Andrew Callahan stuff sucked me in because I didn't even
yeah I wouldn't even
know if he hadn't been doing the show I wouldn't know like what the fucking
thing is