Name: Paul Pelosi Attack Footage is a Little Suspect | The Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Paul Pelosi Attack Footage is a Little Suspect | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-02-18. Transcript available.

If you could go use a time machine and arrest anyone, who would you arrest?
Paul Pelosi.
For what?
Drunk driving?
Yeah.
Drunk driving.
Deleting the part of the body cam footage where he was having gay sex for money.
I know you like that body cam video, right?
It was like Reno 911.
It was crazy.
It was like, what is this doing?
Well, it's also too, if they just released that immediately, none of this like,
because
that's like the problem with social media.
Like, okay, they show up at the house.
Like, anybody reads it, they show up at the house and they're both holding a
hammer and
they're in their underwear.
And it's like, even if you're not like a I hate Paul Pelosi guy, you're like,
all right.
Unless you're like, you know, one of these, like, I don't even, the people I
don't even
think are real, like Brooklyn dad defiant.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Who's that Chinese doctor lady in pictures on the beach?
Eugene?
No, like Linda Yee or what?
I don't think I know that person.
Lee and I, I have no idea, but there's like, you know, the handful of these,
like, these,
like, DNC surrogates that are just like Twitter, middle-aged Twitter people,
you know, that
happen no matter what happens.
Like, Biden could, it would be, Biden could fuck a child on the National Mall
and they
would be like, uh, what about the time Trump fucking walked out of Dippin' Dots
without
paying?
Hello, folks?
Yeah, yeah.
You know, but like, you know, the fucking initial police report, it's like, all
right,
this, what happened?
Wait, was Paul Pelosi also holding a hammer?
No, I mean, it's clear.
You watch, you watch the video.
The guy broke into his house.
He's like deranged.
And Paul Pelosi was probably drunk, but he's like not super drunk, like sober
enough to
like, try to calm the guy down and be like, it's, oh, hey, well, like, it's
okay.
No, we're just going to like call the police.
And then when they open the door, he's like, at least like has his hand on the
hammer and
is trying to like talk the guy down.
And then he goes towards the cops and then the guy fucking whacks him.
It's, it's terrifying.
Yeah.
And the other guy isn't in his underwear at all.
He's like fully, clearly broke into attack Paul Pelosi.
Right.
But that doesn't mean that Paul Pelosi isn't gay.
It shouldn't, doesn't drink and drive.
Yeah, it doesn't.
Well, we know that, but like.
He's inside trades with his wife.
No, that, that guy prints.
Oh.
He does good.
And he sleeps in a dress shirt too.
That's weird to me.
That, that was what made me think maybe some, some wicked games.
Not, because like the boxers in a t-shirt, that's pajamas.
But like the dress shirt.
Yeah, dress shirt and underwear is sort of a little bit in color.
Cause you know, you don't, if you were just lounging around the house, you'd
take the collar,
you'd take the dress shirt off.
But I don't know, like, I don't know.
Some, some old guys are weird.
Yeah.
You know, like my dad slept in a t-shirt and no underwear.
You know, think how traumatizing that is to wake your, you know, like be like,
I can't sleep tonight.
Christmas morning.
He's down, down the stairs.
He's got a coffee cup and his cock's just in the coffee cup.
Hey, Merry Christmas.
Just, just the tip dipping into the coffee.
Hey, how'd you sleep?
Hardly at all.
It's Christmas.
Yeah.
Another Christmas in the Pelosi household.
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