Name: Knock At The Cabin Sucked | Will Menaker on The Adam Friedland Show
Uploaded: 2023-02-18T23:10:40.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Knock At The Cabin Sucked | Will Menaker on The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-02-18. Transcript available.

- What are the movies you've seen lately, Will?
- I saw Knock at the Cabin last week,
which I thought sucked.
- Knock at the Cabin?
- Knock at the Cabin, the new M. Night Shyamalan movie.
- Oh, he's got another one already.
- Yeah, yeah, 'cause I remember I saw Old With You.
- That was when I stopped, the pandemic ended.
I was going to see a movie every single day.
- And then Old killed it for you?
- Yeah, I was like, ah, fuck movies, I'm done with them.
- Movie Pass is back.
- What's that?
- Movie Pass is back. - It is?
- Yeah, I just got the email today.
- Are you going to be signing up again?
I mean, it's not going to be like the glory days.
- Apparently, someone told me that in Boston,
oh, Caleb was telling me,
that the homeless all got Movie Pass.
- Oh, that makes sense.
Yeah, they could just see movies all day.
- Yeah, they were just in movies all day.
They were watching I, Tonya and stuff.
- I mean, that's a great idea.
- They had to like, yeah, the movie theaters were like,
we've got to get rid of these homes.
- Well, I mean, that's probably why they're doing
the thing now with like, okay, you have to reserve seats,
but now there's like a sort of tiered prices for like,
how good a seat you get is at AMC.
But yeah, I thought, I thought "Knock at the Cabin"
was not very good.
- So what's the, what's...
- All right, so the premise is, the premise is,
it's like, it's like...
- Let's, we'll guess.
I'll guess, 'cause I don't know the other movie,
so I'll guess.
- All right, so, the movie begins,
it's a, it's a, it's a married gay couple
who has taken their adopted daughter
to like a cabin, let's take a cabin in the woods.
- We find out it's Paul Pelosi or his boyfriend
and the daughter is Nancy Pelosi.
- Yes, exactly.
- They adopted an eight-year-old with progeria
that they've convinced everyone is an 85-year-old woman.
- That's the twist of, yeah, yeah.
All right, so like, but then like,
so like, they're having a nice family weekend,
but then like, Dave Bautista comes out of the woods,
along with three other people,
and they have like, you know, like...
- Down syndrome.
- Weapons of some kind.
- He's like, "These are my pets."
- And like, they do like a sort of home invasion
on this family who's having like a nice vacation,
and they like, detain them and tell them that
one of them has stayed, like among themselves,
they have to decide that like, one of them has to die,
and like the other two have to kill the other one
to prevent the end of the world from happening.
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah, so that's it, and you know.
Spoiler alert, like I didn't like the movie
because there is no twist, like that's exactly,
it's exactly, everything is exactly the twist.
- Yeah, I was gonna say, I was gonna say,
my guess was gonna be there is no twist.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right, you're right, yeah.
- That's my epic shambler, my final trick.
- Yeah.
- Is it the twist, is it there is no twist.
And I have been white the entire time.
And my name is Subway Jared, I'm not even M. Night Shyamalan.
Wow, I've been directing from prison.
I've been pretending to be an Indian man,
and I'm married to Nancy Pelosi.
Dude, Subway Jared really missed the,
he had the big, the one guy,
you know he's in jail reading the fucking Epstein stuff,
being like,
like what, what more do I need to do?
- Well you think he's reading it.
- I lost the weight.
- I think he's reading it and just thinking like,
why wasn't I invited to the island?
- Yes, yeah, of course.
- Yeah, of course.
- Right.
- I mean he was like one of the biggest pitch men
in American history.
- Yeah.
- What do you think if everyone else was fucking.
- I mean if you look at some of the dorks
that fucking Epstein brought to that island.
- Stephen Hawking was getting top down there.
- Yeah right.
- He got top off, right, so.
- He was?
- Well he was there.
I don't know if he got top or not.
You know allegedly, let's be careful here.
- Yeah, well that's what that weird temple was.
That was the put Stephen Hawking in room
while we have sex with children.
Somebody please plug me in after dinner.
We need to make sure I'm plugged in after dinner
or I'll die.
Oh we got a place just perfect for you Stephen.
- It's like a Tesla charging station.
- Yeah, yeah, you'll be staying.
You'll be staying in the Tesla charging station
at the far end of the island
in the mysterious temple with painted on doors.
That sounds perfect to me.