Name: How about Paul Blart Mall Top? | The Adam Friedland Show
Uploaded: 2023-03-25T19:56:02.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'How about Paul Blart Mall Top? | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-03-25. Transcript available.

No, I mean, we can do wide distribution.
You just have to be ready for the boom.
Because here comes the boom, you know?
Here comes the boom.
Ready or not.
That's the movie.
The Kevin James MMA movie, Here Comes the Boom.
Have you seen it?
Joe Rogan.
Adam's Movie Corner, very good movie.
You guys can see it.
You love Here Comes the Boom?
I love Here Comes the Boom.
I love the Paul Blart franchise.
I'm a big fan of Kevin James.
I'm a big fan of the Kevin James, Adam Sandler comedy duo.
How about Paul Blart Mall Top?
And he's just getting his dick sucked on the Segway.
He's just riding around.
Riding around getting his dick sucked while riding the Segway.
There's a woman.
And he's apologizing to families.
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
Just getting my dick sucked here.
I'm sorry.
That's the whole movie.
How you doing, ma'am?
Sorry.
Just getting my dick sucked.
Trying to be casual.
Yeah.
Little kid drops a pretzel.
I can see it.
Yeah.
He's at pretzel time.
They're like, yeah, you said the pretzel bites.
I'm sorry.
Are you getting your dick sucked right now?
Guilty as charged.
Guilty as charged.
Guilty as charged.
Big fan.
Yeah, he's going to be on the show.
Oh, yeah.
Kevin James come on the show.
Kevin James come.
He's riding his Segway on the show.
Damn, man.
You're going to bring the Paul Blart.
They should have that in the American History Museum as the Paul Blart Segway.
They should.
Wait, what was the premise of, I now pronounce you, Chuck and Larry?
Why were they, why did they have to pretend to be gay?
Because he needed health, because he needed health care.
Health care for his little kid.
For the kids.
It wasn't to, he honk on Jessica Biel's.
He's like pretending to be gay, and he like honks on.
Yeah, Adam Sandler goes on a girls' date.
There's a movie called Three to Tango.
Jessica Biel's, and then she takes her clothes off.
Have you seen Three to Tango?
No.
I think it's like Dylan McDermott or Dermott Mulroney.
It's one of those.
One of the Dermott's.
Same guys.
One of the Dermott's.
Dermott and Greg.
Yeah, they're dating a bitch, and they go out of town.
So they ask Matthew Perry to keep an eye on their girl or something, because.
They're dating one girl?
Because they think he's gay or something.
Yeah, okay.
And then he's like, what?
You think I'm gay?
And then he uses being gay to get pussy.
There's the, I just saw the, I just found out about.
Why's it doing that?
That short-lived John Goodman sitcom.
Normal Ohio.
I've never heard of it.
You gotta, I wish we could like just pull up the trailer right now, but it's
like.
It's, it's him being like a regular guy, and then it's like.
Dave's texting you, Adam, you have to fix your mic.
It's right here.
Well, you keep doing that, and then you let it fall back over the wrong way.
So make sure it's face, it's on the side of your face.
I had to put it on homie's head.
Dave, is this better?
Yes, that's good.
Thank you.
Oh, yeah, this John, this John Goodman sitcom, Normal Ohio, it's like.
Yeah, yeah.
Dave is like a normal, is like a normal guy with one little twist, and then it
shows him
walking into a room and being like, hey guys.
He's gay?
That's the twist.
Is that his gay?
The twist is that he's gay.
And it's John Goodman?
That's the entire twist, yeah.
John Goodman's gay?
One season.
One season on, on Fox.
Well, I'm trying to suck your dick, friend.
Well, I'm just, I'm trying to, I'm trying to suck your dick, friend.
Honestly, you're making me want to watch that, pretty much.
Is it on Tubi right now?
Is it on Tubi right now?
I'll run it if it's on Tubi.
Jamel's a big Tubi guy.
Oh, I'm trying, I'm trying to suck your dick, friend.