Name: Will Japan Ban The 1975? | The Adam Friedland Show
Uploaded: 2023-04-12T03:30:48.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Will Japan Ban The 1975? | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-04-12. Transcript available.

I love that guy.
Have you hung out with him?
No, never met him.
I hung out with Ross from the 1975.
He was awesome.
But I never...
What's he like?
Is he like, I'm also in the band.
I work at the museum.
I'm also in the band.
Rachel.
He was cool.
I went and saw them at SNL.
And I never been to SNL.
I never been to the after parties.
Oh my God.
You look like a fucking smoke in this pic.
Let me see.
For real, bro.
Wow.
And I thought I was going to meet him.
Couldn't, like, could not wait.
And then only Ross came to the after party.
And Michael Che was there.
He was like, dude, I've never seen a band not come to the after party.
Only one member.
That's disrespect.
That's disrespect.
No, I love it.
It makes me like him more.
No, he was in trouble from us stuff.
Oh, that was happening.
It was our fault.
People are trying to get the band banned from Japan.
Yeah, yeah.
Because Nick made a joke about...
We'll fucking nuke him again.
I didn't make a joke.
I didn't...
First of all, I criticized Japan for being a racist...
Fascist.
They're fascists.
Yeah, yeah.
They are.
You're right.
They're fucking raping Nan King.
Yeah.
People want to...
Everybody's...
You know, white people were not the worst.
I'm not saying...
The rape of Don King?
The rape of Don King.
The rape of Nat King Cole.
Yeah.
Their Japs were not...
They weren't good back then.
And that's what he's referring...
You're referring to ancient Japs.
You're talking about Jewish Japs.
It's a different thing.
And the reason they all kill themselves now is because they can't do that
anymore.
Right.
You know?
And also because I think they identify with their careers too much.
Like they are so intertwined with I am a...
You know, I work as a receptionist.
That when that's over for 40 years, they kill themselves.
That's a big thing because they don't have any value if they're not working.
Yeah.
That's a Japanese thing.
I agree with what you said.
And you know, I fucking...
You're not going to get the 1975 out of Japan.
I'll make sure that they're in Japan.
Oh my God.
I'll literally make sure.
I'll fucking kill all of them.
Last Samurai.
That's it, dude.
I'll go and I'll kill every single person.
Well, you're German.
You can maybe...
I can broker a deal with them.
You can maybe talk to a couple guys.
Yeah, I can broker a deal with them.
Do you think they're like still cool as Germany?
Japan?
Yeah.
You think they're like exes.
They don't talk anymore.
Listen, bro.
I think that...
Yeah.
They don't forget.
Do we forget?
What if you found out you had like one person...
You did 23 and me.
One percent Japanese.
You were all Axis.
You had Italian, German, Japanese.
I would feel great.
I'd put on a Yugo boss suit.
Do some meth.
Fucking go vegetarian.
Yugo boss suit and the fucking...
The Banzai sushi chef.
Yeah.
I would feel awesome, dude.
It'd be so...
I think it would be wrong, personally.
Right.
After what they did.
Well, we'll see.
Finland became NATO yesterday, so we'll see.
Did that happen?
Or today.
Yeah, officially.
Yeah.
Yeah.