Name: Setting a Guiness World Record | The Adam Friedland Show
Uploaded: 2023-04-21T15:00:01.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Setting a Guiness World Record | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-04-21. Transcript available.

I got it.
Okay.
So here's what we're going to do.
The Guinness World Record we're setting is most lotion eaten by one man.
See if you can put that entire thing of lotion on your face.
On my face?
Yeah, just try to do it.
And here we go, guys.
This is it.
The world premiere of Adam...
But I thought you mean eaten.
Yeah, I know.
You're not going to eat it, but maybe you can put all that on your face.
All right.
Okay, so here's the countdown.
So let's see if there's a record.
Most lotion on one face.
Dude, there's a lot of lotion on here.
Most lotion on one face Guinness record.
I don't want to ruin my clothes.
Yeah, okay.
Yep, it's not a record.
So, no, put it back on and we'll go by pumps.
All right?
Put the whole thing...
No, come on, man.
Just do as many as you can.
This is a desperate attempt.
No, it's not.
Ready?
One.
To win.
Take your glasses off.
How do we look?
Does he look good on the camera?
All right, we got the lighting.
Oh, bisexual.
Okay, one.
Ding!
Two pumps.
Ding!
And then you've got to go fast, too.
So I'll start the timer again.
This is...
Three.
Three.
And let's do the most pumps...
What's the timer timing?
Five minutes.
In five minutes, see how many pumps you can get.
Four.
Go fast.
You've got to go fast, dude.
I'm only doing this because my skin has been bad.
Yeah.
No, we're doing it to save the show.
Come on.
How many is it?
Six?
Seven.
Eight.
Eight pumps, folks.
This is live.
The world record for most lotion on one face.
I don't...
You've got to count because I'm narrating.
I don't know how many.
Dave, how many is it?
This is 13.
Fourteen.
Fifteen.
Sixteen.
Seventeen.
I don't like it, man.
Eighteen.
This is like...
I'm 36.
Nineteen.
Twenty.
Twenty-one.
Do I look cool at least?
Yes.
Twenty-two.
Twenty-three.
I don't want to get this on my clothes.
Twenty-four.
Keep going, dude.
Faster.
Twenty-five.
Twenty-six.
Twenty-seven.
Twenty-eight.
Twenty-nine.
Thirty.
Thirty-one.
Thirty-two.
Thirty-three.
Thirty-four.
Thirty-five.
Thirty-six.
Thirty-six.
Thirty-seven.
Thirty-eight.
Thirty-nine.
Forty.
Forty-one.
Forty-two.
Forty-three.
Forty-four.
Forty-five.
I'm going to have to shower or something.
Forty-six.
How does it look?
Forty-seven.
No, it's all my pants.
No, keep going.
Keep going.
We're almost there.
New pants.
Forty-eight.
Forty-nine.
Fifty.
Faster.
Fifty-one.
Fifty-two.
Fifty-three.
There we go.
Keep this pace.
Four.
No, but now it's on the floor.
Fifty-five.
Fifty-six.
Fifty-seven.
Fifty-eight.
Fifty-nine.
Sixty.
Sixty-one.
Sixty-two.
Sixty-three.
Sixty-four.
Halfway there.
Sixty-five.
Sixty-six.
Sixty-seven.
Sixty-eight.
Sixty-nine.
Seventy.
Seventy-one.
Seventy-two.
Seventy-two and a half.
Seventy-three and a half.
Seventy-four and a half.
Seventy-five and a half.
Seventy- six and a half.
Seven.
Seventy-eight.
Seventy-nine.
Eighty.
Eighty-one.
Eighty-two.
Eighty-three.
Eighty-four.
Eighty-five.
Eighty-six.
Do I look nice?
Eighty-seven.
Eighty-seven.
Eighty-seven.
Eighty-eight.
Eighty-nine.
Ninety.
How am I going to get the...
Ninety.
Ninety.
Ninety.
Come on, dude.
I'm just going to a hundred, okay?
No, no, no.
We got a minute and a half left.
Keep going.
It's on my jacket.
Ninety-one.
No, now it's on the floor.
Ninety-two.
Ninety-three.
Put some in your hair.
Ninety-four.
Ninety-five.
Ninety-six.
Ninety-seven.
Ninety-eight.
Ninety-nine.
One hundred.
No, it's in my eye.
One hundred-one.
Come on.
We got a minute left.
Almost there.
Two.
Three.
Four.
Four.
Five.
Six.
Seven.
Eight.
Eight.
Nine.
Ten.
Eleven.
Thirty seconds.
Twelve.
Fast.
Thirteen.
Home stretch.
Fourteen.
Fifteen.
Sixteen.
Sixteen.
Seventeen.
Eighteen.
Nineteen.
Twenty.
Twenty-one.
Twenty-two.
Twenty-three.
Twenty-four.
Twenty-five.
Twenty-six.
Twenty-seven.
Twenty-eight.
Twenty-nine.
That's it.
Okay.
So, one hundred and twenty-nine.
We got one hundred and twenty-nine.
If the Guinness, the Guinness Book of World Records, reach out to us at the
Adam Friedland
show.
We've set the record.
We're ready for the million dollars.
You can send it to the office at any time.
Adam, you want to give a round of applause?
All right, go get yourself cleaned up.
All right, guys, make sure that you subscribe to the Adam Friedland Show on
YouTube, and we'll
be back this weekend with a premium episode and maybe some guests, and we'll
get all this
lotion cleaned up.
All right, thanks, folks.
Good night.
Do we have a towel?