Name: Rapid Fire Questions with Binging with Babish | The Adam Friedland Show
Uploaded: 2023-05-07T04:31:27.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rapid Fire Questions with Binging with Babish | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-05-07. Transcript available.

a couple questions we'll do a we'll do a rapid-fire question around you ready
yeah okay if a gangsta
put a gun to your in your wife's mouth and told you to cook the dopest meal he'd
ever eaten what
would you make also you put a period at the end of that it should be a question
mark i would make
i would make a nice sunday rib roast it's my favorite for the guy that was
doing that to your
wife he said he wants the dopest meal i want him to shoot my wife you have to
cook like your wife
life depends on it you went to hofstra yeah on long island yep you said you
filmed there yeah you
know who else did who old francis ford coppola he didn't go to the film school
but he went to
undergrad there oh so i guess it's not even a good question anyway um so andy
you've covered you're
covered head to toe in a aggressive in yo face style tattoos yes right yes the
knife that's stabbing
through my person hey why did you have a whisk there tiny whisk yeah yeah that's
a chef thing
right yeah i mean bald guy with beard and tattoos it's it's very much a
stereotype that i'm playing
into i feel like that is the most discriminated against group in society
i think if anything we're the most privileged in society oh shut up you know
you were just
complaining about this oh because i've walked down the street people are like
you bastard
you clown how do you expect to get a job with all that garbage all over your
body
my dad told me the same thing it's a good thing i don't have a real job gordon
ramsay is it a bit
of a todger or no yeah it seems like a tie i don't actually don't know what
that means but the vibe of
the word seems right i think it's uh someone that goes to the little st james
todger that's their nickname
okay so you you make movies from food yeah or food from movies sorry that's
that's the question i just
blew it you make food from movies if you could turn a food into a movie what
would it be oh shit okay
i would make uh uh gray's papaya the movie that's not that's a restaurant that's
not food
i'll show you right uh i would make um ridiculous andy uh i would make um creamed
corn the movie
nice what's the story what's the pitch it's it's it's it's pornographic film
being creamed corn
it's semen it yes so there's like a blue collar guy gets he you know works at
the factory
he has to come on corn he gets home his wife is like well we're gonna lose the
the house and it's
like you don't know what i went through today but then the corn sells like
crazy and they're like
what no come on deal with this corn why it doesn't matter if it sells like
crazy the boss makes a dollar
he makes a dime he's a blue collar factory man he needs to find a way out of
his hellish existence
but he found out keeps coming in corn until well no he found out he's the heaviest
shooter
one of the heaviest shooters in america oh wow he gets a job as a as like a
stunt double in the
pornographic film industry um the end or um yeah the end okay have you ever um
considered making food
items uh from various movies television shows and video games that sounds kind
of okay cool all
all right i have a restaurant idea hit me it's hooters but um balls no pants
big bush
and it's called pussy pussy hair where do i sign dude i'm looking for an angel
investor
you're a real angel andrew ragusa that guy's a real piece of shit
adam ragusa adam ragusa i don't know him personally and i can't speak to that
we know what you're
saying though josh weissman josh weissman he is you know this bastard i've
collabed with josh
weissman you have yep why don't you make a food from uh the good place with ted
danson
i have made food you have yeah i made chidi's uh uh peeps stew and what is that
well he loses his
mind in the third season and he starts making a chili and he puts peeps in it
and m&m ted danson
no no uh chidi um uh william uh jackson harper who's that a civil war general
people have great lives