Name: Philip Seymour Hoffman was the Greatest | The Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Philip Seymour Hoffman was the Greatest | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-05-11. Transcript available.

Something like that.
I re-watched The Master last night.
Great flick.
You know, I probably haven't watched it all the way through since the theater.
I feel like that's probably my favorite Paul Thomas Anderson movie.
It's so good.
And re-watching it again, it's like, it's near perfect.
The scene where she gives him a handjob.
Oh, yeah.
Great.
Well, the best part is when he comes.
And he's just like, oh!
God!
Ah!
Ah!
Yeah, I hope in my older age I become a scream cum guy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ah!
If you already know the answers, why are you asking the question?
Pig fuck!
Dude, he is just the greatest actor of all time.
Yeah.
There's no other way around it.
No, that movie's great.
It's perfect.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, I was thinking about doing, you know what, tonight maybe.
A double feature of Before the Devil Knows Your Dead and Owning Mahoney.
You ever see those?
I've seen, I haven't seen Owning Mahoney.
Owning Mahoney's great.
It's Sidney Lumet is Before the Devil Knows Your Dead, right?
I think you might be right.
Yeah, I think it's his last movie.
Both of those I haven't seen also since they came out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But definitely good.
Owning Mahoney is great.
He plays this like, I think it's like a banker in Toronto.
Yeah.
That, like, you know, it was like a Bernie Madoff type.
He would like take out credit lines for customers without them knowing and then
go gamble the
money and then come back and like, you know, like zero out the loan and then
keep the gambling
winnings.
But he like had a bad streak and would just go to the next account and just
like fucking
just increasing all the gambling debt he would just pass from one customer to
the next.
And he has to keep betting bigger and bigger.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Dude, that's awesome.
Yeah.
But it's Philip Seymour Hoffman.
So people are like, what's up with these accounts?
And he's like, they're fine.
I don't know.
I'll look into it.
Yeah.
No, it's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's a lot of nose breathing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
That's a really good Philip Seymour Hoffman.
No one says PSH.
It doesn't sound right.
That would be a good restaurant.
PSH Chang's.
Mm-hmm.
Philip Seymour Hoffman.
It's fucking lettuce wraps.
Yeah.
It's fucking Mongolian beef.
It's fucking Mongolian beef.
It's good.
It's good.
It's good.
Yeah.
It's really good.
It's really good.
It's good.
Have you seen, you know what his best performances is?
Mission Impossible 3?
He plays the bad guy.
Is it 3 or 4?
Mm-hmm.
He plays the bad guy, and he's fucking terrifying in it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's, like, torturing him.
They should do a movie called Mission Possible.
Mm-hmm.
And it's Tom Cruise, and he just kills homeless people.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Or being rude.
Yeah.
And then the movie ends after five minutes.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Your mission, if you should choose to accept it, is just murder.
another man at the end of his rope. And he's like, that sounds possible. That
sounds possible. That sounds possible to me. Sounds not too difficult. Yeah.