Name: Adam Met Lana Rhoades Eating Sushi | The Adam Friedland Show
Uploaded: 2023-05-23T14:00:02.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Adam Met Lana Rhoades Eating Sushi | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-05-23. Transcript available.

- To comfort me as I die of male breast cancer.
- Did I ever tell that story of when I went--
- I don't call it breast cancer.
- I went to the cancer--
- I call it chest cancer.
- Yeah, yeah.
- You went to the cancer what?
- I went to the cancer doctor with my parents.
'Cause my parents were going to LA,
to the Cedar Sinai, to cancer, to the doctor.
And we left and we met up with my aunt and uncle,
and they were like, "Let's get sushi."
So it was like an intense day.
We're like meeting with a cancer doctor for the first time.
And we went to this place, what's it called?
Sugarfish?
That place in Santa Monica?
- The cancer place?
- No, no, the sushi place.
- Oh, I was gonna say that's a weird name
for an oncology place.
- Yeah, yeah, I'm Dr. Sugarfish.
- Yeah.
- I'm here to cure your brain cancer.
So then we went to, yeah, we went to this place, Sugarfish.
And we sat down at this table and sitting right next to me
was this pornographic actress that I'd beaten off to
maybe over a hundred times in my life.
- Mm-hmm.
- And I was like sitting there with my family.
- Oh, she was at the sushi restaurant?
- She was at the sushi restaurant sitting next to me.
- Who was it?
- This woman, I don't want to say her name.
- Why not?
- I mean, it's this woman, Lana Rhodes.
- Lana Rhodes?
- Yeah, Rhodes, yeah.
- Lana Rhodes?
- She, I gotta say, she used to look better before,
she got a lot of plastic surgery.
- Well, maybe she has cancer if she was getting lunch.
- No, she wasn't at the cancer doctor, dude.
- No, but she's right next door at the hot lunch spot
for all the cancer cancers.
- No, it wasn't that close to the hospital, but yeah.
But it was a very intense day.
- It was a really sad cancer day that I had with my family,
and then we went to the sushi restaurant,
and then I had the sensation of like,
oh my God, I've beat off to that lady a million times.
- I would never in my life recognize this woman
at a restaurant.
- I've recognized her.
She has a tattoo on her butt.
- Yeah, but she wasn't sitting at the table.
- I could recognize her.
- Like, ooh, I love the way my ass feels on the table.
- If I've beaten off to a girl in porn,
it's kind of like we move on with our lives,
and she's like an ex-girlfriend.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I saw another one that I'd beaten off to
plenty of times in New York the other day.
- Who?
- Jessie something.
- Jessie Snacks.
- Jessie Snacks.
- They always have a name like that.
- Yeah, no, Jessie...
She's like not a porn star anymore.
I think she makes like clothes or something.
She's like an entrepreneur.
- Yeah, Jessie Clothes.
- Jessie Clothes, yeah.
But I saw her.
But like, how do you do it?
Like, if someone's like, I love the pod to you,
like, what's the version of that for a pornographic actress?
- Well, you confused what I would do.
Not that I would do this.
- It's like a neg.
- No, not a nagging, but like,
oh my God, aren't you on Days of Our Lives?
- Yeah.
- And they go, no, and they're like,
yeah, but you're an actress, aren't you?
And then they say yes.
And you say like, well, I'm a big fan.
- What have you been in?
- Yeah, I'm a big fan.
- I'm a big fan, yeah.
- Right.
I'm gonna let you spare everybody the embarrassment.
It happens so quick she can't put it together.
- Yeah.
- You know?
- She thinks you're a little bit random and confusing.
- Yeah, a little bit random.
Maybe--
- She's like, that guy's random.
- A little mentally disabled.
- That guy's, that guy's like, random.
- I think this guy's--
- Mentally disabled.
- I think this guy might be mentally disabled.
- I think he might be like, mentally disabled.
- Yeah, I wish I was.
I hope I get kicked in the head by a horse or something.
- Yeah.
Bye.