Name: Titanic is for THE BOYS | Nick Mullen on The Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Titanic is for THE BOYS | Nick Mullen on The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-06-09. Transcript available.

when did when did you move from there like 10 over 10 years ago yeah yeah it's
what is it 2023
now it is i re-watched titanic the other night it's great yeah it's crazy that
is supposed
to be a hundred years old she's also supposed to be like 12 when she's like
roses that character
she's supposed to be 100 yeah she's like 15 or 16. yeah yeah oh right yeah that
would only make
sense if she was i mean they didn't say how old she was did they but she the
math she could only
be 15 or 16. yeah yeah yeah rose is actually 11 years old in that movie yeah
she's just got big old
things yeah um it's a really good movie it's great it's a masterpiece i like i
remember because like
in elementary school you're like it's for girls and and like gay guys oh i
loved it even in elementary
no well we you all see boobs for the first time but i remember like like the
girls would go see it
eight times do you remember and then yeah and then my girl did that i i saw it
with my parents and you
know whatever but then i watched it in the last year or two and it's it's so
good it's like uh he's he
really sunk the damn boat dude he like made a boat and he sunk it it's like it's
very impressive yeah i'm
trying to find it there's multiple there's like youtube clips here we go
it's this do you know who uh this might be somebody that knows
because we might have we might have uh referenced it on yeah this is just
somebody like repeating this
is somebody like a cometown fan that made this but it was years ago i was
trying to find it the other
night but i found like a tribute to fabrizio on youtube like 10 years ago like
someone made a fan
video yeah yeah fabrizio this jack's friend yeah the guy that's in like three
scenes in the movie yeah
i love it there's all these people that are like i loved fabrizio so much
yeah no he's like just out of the movie for the most part and then when the
boat's sinking
like jack's like fabrizio is a good jack the boat she did she make her too much
water
yeah it's uh yeah they win the tickets in the card game
him and old fabrizio seems like they they had bad luck in the end of the day
yeah i think that um
yeah that movie that movie is like um like you forget about like those type of
event movies because
they're all marvel at this point i think whatever we talk about this crap all
the time
we don't have to get his alternative death of fabrizio what is this well there's
the smokestack
crushes them in the original but i guess there was but he was meant to die
another way that cameron
cut it from the movie for being too graphic let's see what it says here script
says he was swimming
towards collapsible a the same boat cow was on and then billy zane i guess
shoots him or something i
can't listen to this music this could be this is a sentence that they turned
into a youtube video
that ending would have made us cry for fabrizio and hate cowl even more yeah i
would have he's a bad
guy i think fabrizio should have survived and comforted rose after losing jack
yeah she should
have he should have married rose i know right they could have mourned him
together i really like
fabrizio's character it's a shame he died yeah it's a shame lots apparently
apparently hated him but i
liked his character why would anyone hate him he's hardly in the movie long
enough to find anything to hate
about him i do wish they would have kept the deleted scenes about his romance
with the new norwegian girl
helga it would have definitely made his character more interesting i agree his
character was perfect
and i can just imagine fabrizio saving helga and helping her to climb up on the
stern
this is all like yeah like ancient gay guys i have no idea like who's writing
this like 90 year old gay
guys no but you know what it's funny why i looked it up is because i remember
being a kid and when i
saw the movie when fabrizio gets crushed by the smokestack or whatever like i
would have dreams where
fabrizio would be like the smokestack and i would have to save him i'm like don't
die fabrizio you
would have dreams about him i would have dreams about fabrizio dying wow and i
was like i wonder
if anybody else like just felt like like a lot of sympathy for this character
that's just this italian
retard that yeah it was just like uh he was just running interference for his
friend he was just
wingman he wasn't doing anything oh i guess he wasn't he didn't even win the
card game jack
dawson wins the card game fabrizio is just some italian he befriended he's like
oh jack
maybe we'll play a card game yeah yeah yeah where are they in ireland is that
where it sets it set sail
uh southampton southampton yeah it goes from long island to new york city this
is where the titanic
went oh yeah it went from the hamptons to new york city no it's not that far i
don't understand
how they it up yeah yeah yeah they hit it should be like what like they hit an
iceberg outside
an hour and a half yeah damn yeah it would take seven days to make that journey
really yeah no the
movie's great to drive that that's like the movie's so good i love the captain
too he's just drunk the
whole time the captain's awesome yeah yeah the the owner of the or the
representative from the ocean liner
company f marie abraham's character he's great too yeah he's like he's like
maybe make the boat go even
faster and he's like i don't know that doesn't seem safe he's like you're gonna
die soon maybe people
will remember you as being the guy that drove the boat even faster than anybody
else that's right
and he was like you know what you're right yeah everyone knows this is the
biggest boat yeah whatever
it was the fastest yeah yeah yeah
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