Name: Hunter 'Corleone' Biden | The Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Hunter 'Corleone' Biden | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-06-14. Transcript available.

But the Sirhan Sirhan one is like, they weren't even trying to hide it.
Like, he got shot in the back of the head, the guy was in front of him.
If I were Joe Biden or I was in the White House, as his dementia gets worse,
I would leak the story that he gave parts of his brain to Beau to save him.
And be like, yeah, that's the reason the president doesn't know how to tie his
shoes.
It's because he had parts of his brain surgically removed to go to his cell.
As like a love letter to his dying son.
And he did the surgery himself.
Apparently Beau was a good guy.
No, he wasn't. He was a bad guy.
No, he was a good guy.
No, he was a bad guy.
Why?
What do you mean he was a good guy?
He was a...
No, Hunter is the one that's actually a good guy.
Hunter is a good guy.
Hunter, like, all of the public trauma you see around Hunter being a cocaine
addict
and not being able to get his life together, that's because he's reacting
appropriately
to being...
To the evil.
Yeah.
Hunter?
And now he's sort of becoming sort of like a Michael Corleone character.
Oh, like he has to step up.
Yeah.
The story of the Godfather is they have the one clean son who, for whatever
reason,
goes to Germany to fight for the Nazis during World War II.
No, I don't think that's what he was doing.
No, he did.
No, I don't think he was fighting for the Nazis.
Remember when he goes to Italy?
No, that's his dad goes to Italy.
No, he goes to Italy in the middle of the Godfather.
Oh, yeah, and he kills the guy that killed his...
He goes to Italy and he's trying to find his way back into Nazi Germany to help
the Nazis.
And then he comes back and he's like, Michael, I want a matter for you.
I wanted you to go help the Nazis.
No, he didn't.
I didn't want you here doing all this macaroni business.
Yeah.
No, what are you doing?
There's noodles and sauce.
I don't think he thought that.
Okay, all right.
Well, I haven't seen The Godfather in a while.
You should watch it.
It's a good movie.
But Hunter is Michael Corleone, basically.
Hunter's Sonny.
No, Bo is Sonny.
Bo betrayed him?
Sonny doesn't betray anybody.
Sonny does.
Sonny is...
I knew it was you.
That's Carlo.
No, it's Sonny.
Sonny is James Caan.
No.
No, it's the guy.
Santino Corleone is James Caan.
Sonny dies.
Wait, so who is...
There's three brothers.
There's Michael, who's played by Al Pacino.
There's Santino, Sonny, who's played by James Caan.
I mean, the guy that was in...
There's Fredo, who's played by...
The guy that was in six...
John Cavalli.
John Cavalli.
The guy that was in six Academy Award-winning movies and then died.
He doesn't betray anybody.
He's just kind of a loser.
No, I think that's what they find out.
And then he kills his brother at the end of two.
At the end of two?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
When they're in Tahoe...
In the first movie, he doesn't...
He takes him out on the boat in Tahoe and he shoots him.
Oh, okay.
John Cavalli.
Yeah, and the first one, all he does is he sides with Mo Green for a minute.
He just gets pussy off of Horace and then they cheat on him.
He's not really in the first movie much.
No.
Yeah.
They send him out to Vegas to...
To get pussy off of Horace.
No, to run things with Mo Green who created Vegas.
Who was supposed to be Meyer Lansky.
They go out to Vegas and demand to take Mo Green's hotel and he's like, what
the fuck?
You can't just...
He's like, I built all this up.
You can't take it.
And then they kill him and they kill Barzini and Tattalia.
Those guys?
I don't know.
Yeah.
I don't remember that.
That's in two.
That's in one.
That's in one?
Godfather part one.
Mo Green is the bad guy in one.
Michael is...
You see him and he's in Hitler's bunker with Hitler.
No, that's not...
And he's like, I failed you, Don Hitler.
No, it's a time for me to go back to America.
No, he speaks of America.
And get an honest job working with a monkey and selling apples.
I get a little monkey and...
Get a cart and get a monkey.
I go from town to town with my monkey.
You know one thing I want, but you have monkey and apple.
Hitler do be talking like that.
That's how he spoke English.
Yeah.
You never really heard his English speaking voice.
But in German it's like...
And then English.
Hello.
I can't wait to give you a monkey and apple.
He sounds like Mort from...
Mort from...
What's it called?
Who cares?
Who cares?
Who cares?