Name: What did Bill Clinton do to Monica Lewinsky? | The Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'What did Bill Clinton do to Monica Lewinsky? | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-06-22. Transcript available.

- Who stepped in, that was during Clinton, Terry Schiavo?
- Bush.
- It was during Bush.
- Yeah, Clinton and Bush, '98 to 2005.
- Clinton was Elion.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
Do you remember that picture?
- Bill Clinton's like, we're gonna try to save Terry
'cause I'm gonna go in there and I'm gonna eat her pussy.
- I heard she's partially aroused.
I'm gonna try and get her to suck my dick.
Terry is a beautiful woman.
Terry can suck my dick.
- Well, it didn't work.
I'm sorry, folks.
Guys, she seems to be in a vegetative state.
- Can you imagine if that's what he was impeached for?
- I think it would be case closed.
- Yeah, that would've been a lot funnier.
- I think it would be case closed.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I remember at the time, like,
everyone was like, it's his private life and stuff.
- Mm-hmm.
- But as an adult, I didn't really think,
I kind of, it dawned on me eventually that it was,
the girl was 19.
- Who?
Monica.
- Oh, was she?
I thought she was like 23.
- Oh, was she younger than that?
Or was she older than that?
- Let's see.
Monica Lewinsky.
- She was really young.
I know it's legal, but...
- Yeah, she's only 49 now.
- Yeah, she's young.
Then that was what, 98?
- 30 years ago, she would've been 19, right?
- 19.
- 19.
- So that would be 1993.
- Yeah.
He was sticking the cigars up a 19-year-old girl's pussy.
- He stuck it in her pussy?
- I think so, that was like the thing about the cigar.
- I thought he farted on her tits
and then spit into her ass.
- I think the farting...
- He was smoking a cigar and then he farted into her mouth.
- Oh, so they didn't really hook up.
- And then, well, he was turned around.
- I thought he didn't want to do sexual things.
- He was wearing a clown costume.
- Was he?
- He was smoking a cigar and he kept farting into her pussy.
- That's just like, it's...
- And then she was queefing it into the phone
they used to launch the nukes, as well.
- That's just irresponsible.
- Yeah.
- It's not professional.
- Nor Rad.
- What the fuck?
- Is this a woman's pussy?
- It's Nor Rad command.
- Guys, it's a...
- Sure, I think it's a queef.
- What does this mean?
- I think it's a 19-year-old queef.
- Mr. President?
- It kind of sounds like a fart.
God damn it, Michael.
That's a fart that somebody farted into that woman's pussy
and then she queefed it out.
I'm sorry, there's nothing in the book for that.
Here's a section on farts and here's a section on queef.
What do we do?
I think we have to nuke Israel.
- That's the code for nuke Israel.
That's the code for nuke Israel.
My bad.
- Oh my God, I forgot it was that phone.
- I did not mean to nuke Israel.
- I did not mean to fart into her pussy.
- Lauren solely farted into her pussy and she made the decision to queef the
fart back into the NORAD phone.
- Yeah.
I couldn't stop her because I was wearing giant clown shoes and I had an
exploding cigar hanging out of my foreskin.
- See, that guy was a jokester.
- Mm-hmm.
- That guy was a real prankster.
- Is Hillary walking in on that?
Him just with the big clown shoes on and his pants pulled down just farting
into her pussy.
- Uh-oh.
- Did I do that?
- What the hell, Bill?
- Bill.
- Bill.
- Bill.
- We got to make a signal.
- Donald Trump finds out.
He farted into her pussy.
- Everyone knows.
- Everybody knows it.
- Everybody knows people are saying it.
It's just disgusting.
- You all saw the video.
We saw it.
Um, yeah, scandal.
1997.
- '97, she's 49 now?
- Yeah.
Just look at that, dude.
- That's a woman.
That's not 19.
That's style.
- Mr. President, can you fart in my pussy?
- Mr. President, can you fart in my pussy?
- No, we're promoting it.
- Honk, honk.
- We want her on the show.
We want her on the talk show.
- Honk, honk, here comes Clown Bill.
- This is a sad siren.
We're doing a sad siren.
- Can you fart in my pussy?
- Can I suck your dick and then you can fart in my pussy?
- And I cleave it out of my ass.
- And then can I cleave onto the NORAD phone?
- Just a red phone, just shoving a...
- I guess so.
- Put this in there, just jamming the NORAD phone.
- Just here.
I want you to, I'm gonna finger you until you squirt on this oil painting of
Thomas Jefferson.
- Yeah, so disrespectful to the office to wear a clown costume like that.
I can't believe that guy.
Ken Starr really fumbled the bag on that one.
- He's just got, he's on one side of the Oval Office.
He's got like a tiny bicycle.
He puts his penis over the handlebars and he rides it into her pussy.
Okay, here I come.
- Mr. President, I think you're gonna want to see this.
This is a rubber chicken.
- It's good.
- Thank you.
Thanks for the chicken.
Monica, Monica, have you got something else to shove in your pussy?
- You know, I think it's disgusting, but you can't, it is funny.
It is pretty funny.
- Yeah.
- It's a good bit, but the president should be acting that way.
- Yeah.