Name: Getting Dumber As You Get Older | Nick Mullen on The Adam Friedland Show
Uploaded: 2023-07-21T14:00:01.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Getting Dumber As You Get Older | Nick Mullen on The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-21. Transcript available.

That used to be a thing in sitcoms where they found, you know, whatever that
degenerative or that congenital birth defect is that he has.
Gary Oldman's disease.
Gary Oldman's disease, yeah.
They should call him Gary Youngman.
That's true.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Man's a chameleon.
Yeah.
But they used...
They should call Gary Coleman Gary Youngman because he looks like a young man.
Oh, I'm fucking retarded.
I'm actually like...
Yeah, me too.
I get dumber.
I'm actually fucking dumb.
I get dumber and dumber every year.
Yeah.
It's pretty fucking bad now.
I'm fucking dumb.
Dude, I went somewhere.
I forget where I was.
I think it was like Best Buy or...
Not Best Buy.
I forget where I was, but they're like, can you put your phone number in for
the...
You didn't remember?
I could not remember my phone number.
I forget what my birthday is.
It's like...
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's basic.
That's basic.
Birthday phone number.
That's like...
Yeah.
That's like you teach a baby that...
Somebody asked me what age I am now and I'm like, ah...
I forgot the other day.
Oh, fuck.
And then you really...
I forgot the other day.
Don't you remember how old you are?
Yeah.
You had to do...
Like subtract the years.
Yeah.
Like, yeah, I'm like 26...
No.
No, I'm definitely not.
I'm much older than that.
I suck.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And that's like the weird thing about aging is you just deteriorate.
Yeah.
You know?
It's really sad.
Yeah.
It's really sad.
And you have nothing to look forward to because we don't have any, like,
respect for the elderly
anymore.
No.
Yeah.
And you lose self-awareness.
Right.
You know?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's the thing.
And then even if you're famous, you get tricked into, like, Deadline will go to
an 89-year-old
actor's house and it'll be like, what do you think about black women?
You know?
It'll be like, actually...
You know, I mean, I think the colored should get what, you know, they're asking
for.
What is that?
They want to be let on the bus?
Yeah.
But I don't know about all this other stuff.
And it's just because you've got, like, just two cells, like, just transferring
a fucking
electron.
And all you remember is the Great Depression.
Yeah, right.
Yeah.
And then they're like, oh, racist comments by dinosaur actor.
And then your niece is like, Grandpa, what did you say?
Yeah.
I don't know.
No one in your family talks to you.
I miss Gary.
You die alone.
I miss Gary.
I just miss...
I miss Gary Coleman.
I miss that tiny man.
I miss my tiny...
He looked like a boy, but he was an adult.
I miss my tiny hombre.
Yeah.