Name: Soft Talking Indian Uber Drivers | Nick Mullen on The Adam Friedland Show
Uploaded: 2023-08-03T14:15:00.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Soft Talking Indian Uber Drivers | Nick Mullen on The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-03. Transcript available.

Use that dutch oven you gave me this week. What'd you make? I prepped a bunch
of chicken for the week. Mm-hmm. Yeah
That's nice which that's the way to do chicken
Well, I just pretty simple. I just dump up. I just get a shitty Tostino's
Salsa from the corner store really put that in the pot one packet of McCormick
fajita
Really? Yeah, and then just drop chicken in there. You got your shit on low
heat let it cook for two hours. Yeah, just shred it up
I had a friend who um
Subsisted entirely off a chili. He got a slow cooker. He lived in his art
studio. Dr. Diarrhea. That was max
This the spider-man villain dr. Diarrhea max ate chili for like four years
Yeah, yeah, cuz he he lived in his art studio, so we didn't have a kitchen more
like fart studio
That's right, dude. Yeah, but he was like yeah, this is all the sustenance. I
need yeah
Yeah, but he started smelling like it sweat like sweating it out
Yeah, well, they say that's what the deal with Indian people is it too much
chili was their diet
All the spices that they but then I never understood that cuz people say that
they're like
Oh, it's cuz their food, but they don't smell like the food well
The house smells like the food does it yeah, it's like you're using really
strong spices
So, you know, I also never found them to be stinky in particular
That's how it's people you know that you know it smell crazy in there and it's
like Indian people just smell like Indian people
You know what I mean? It's not I've never been it doesn't smell like body odor.
You can tell when somebody's unclean
Right, but Indian people don't smell like body or they smell like Indian people,
right?
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if I've ever I
Guess I had a couple Indian friends growing up their houses smelled different,
but yeah, it wasn't you take fucking Ubers?
Yeah, have you smelled these cab drivers? Oh, yeah
I did one time get in
If you get in an uber and you see the earpiece in with the wire, you know, you're
in for a ride
You know, your boys having the quietest conversation. Oh, yeah, I love that
What you saying
Are you talking shit that panic shit? It's always it's not only soft but
delicate and so he's like
Did I tell you that I was in a uber once and this guy was like on the phone
having one of those soft talky conversations and
He had on his he had like two phones one was for uber the other one was like
one of those enormous galaxies and
It was just like the Brady bunch of like 12 different guys in cars. They were
like doing like a they're running like a zoom
they're having like a super meeting and
He's not saying shit. They're all pretty much silent. I could tell of that dude
That's like being it's like a being a wing commander. Yeah
Yeah, and then and then he's like red one that and then I see him like click on
the galaxy
And he opens up a CCTV camera of like a security cam from clearly his friends
deli
And it was just like literally it was just two girls were buying an air at like
like like buying elf bars or something
And he's like definitely his boy was like on the chat. He was like to sexy baby
mama
Like he like click to watch two women buy something. That's awesome. Yeah, it's
all right
When you wrap it up, I gotta piss real bad. All right
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