Name: Obama's Gay Lover Scandal | The Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Obama's Gay Lover Scandal | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-05. Transcript available.

Oh, we haven't talked about this Obama scandal.
That he killed his chef?
He killed his gay lover.
And he has a band-aids and a black eye.
And he drowned his gay chef lover in the pool.
That's what they're saying.
Yeah.
That's what...
Now that I believe.
You know, that is nice.
To go back to like, it's just a nice Obama trying to cover up being gay scant...
Like, conservative internet thing.
What I always loved is that...
That's just...
All of the old conservatives...
That feels cozy.
All the old, like...
That was like the beginning of like the wild accusations is the Obama stuff.
And I guess you could say some of the Clinton stuff is wild.
But it is also like, you know, the Clinton murder list or whatever.
Yeah.
You have to be like, okay, how are all of these people dead?
It's bad luck.
I know, but it's like...
And it's like, it should at least warrant joking about it.
Yeah.
You should at least be like, well, come on.
Oh, come on.
Yeah.
I mean, the craziest one was like the fucking...
The most recent one is the Loretta Lynch thing.
It's like during the...
She's dead?
No.
So when Comey was investigating the email thing during the last election, Comey
had to recommend
charges or not to the Department of Justice and right before that happened,
there was a meeting
between like Bill Clinton intercepted Loretta Lynch on a tarmac at an airport
in Alabama
or something.
And he's like whispering to her and like doing this or something.
And then fucking people were like, what the fuck is this?
You know?
And he was like, oh, we just talked about our grandchildren real quick, which
that doesn't
make any sense.
I mean, you just went up like, I have three grandchildren and you have two, you
know, like
what, like it doesn't make, it doesn't make any sense.
I don't know.
It was like we weren't there.
So then, of course, the reporter that broke that story killed himself.
One day later?
No, a year later, he killed himself.
Well, that's a year.
I know, but still.
He could have fallen on hard times.
I mean, it's very funny.
It's very funny.
But when I'm saying the Obama stuff, that's when it was like, just like crazy.
That's why it's nice that he drowned his lover.
He's actually a wizard.
You know, it's like, all right.
His wife has a penis.
Yeah.
Michelle Obama is actually Donkey Kong.
And I mean, it's just wildly like, you know, the picture of him with a bone
through
his nose, which the Hillary Clinton campaign, not the bone through the nose,
but the turban
one.
The turban one.
They were the ones that disseminated it.
They were, they were, they were definitely, their fingerprints were all over
the Obama's
a Muslim thing.
Yeah.
But, in fact, it's probably Hillary Clinton that's killing all these people
around Obama,
being like, well, let's see how he likes it.
Let's see how he likes the accusations.
Yes.
And then Bill's like, but Hillary, we are killing these people.
Yeah.
He's like, shut up, Bill.
Yeah.
Why don't you go get the, more of the most trash pussy possible?
A, a Hill staffer.
Yeah.
A Capitol Hill intern.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was kind of, he got the opposite of Tiger, because Tiger was also
getting fives.
Yeah.
And everyone was like, it's his person, it's his private information.
And then Tiger, the second he starts, like, we find out he's getting sixes.
But the Obama stuff, that's what I love, is all the gay sex accusations.
It's always gay sex with him.
It's gay sex, but the setting is always like, oh, he's in a helicopter.
Yeah.
He's like, there's a helicopter pilot that's like, we're looking at wind speed,
15 knots.
Look at, we got the core tech of fuel left.
He's in an Apache.
Yeah, yeah.
What's your ETA for arrival before refuel?
Echo that.
Command base, we'll check back in with you in a second.
Let me see if the package has assessed the duration of his mission.
One second.
Over.
Excuse me, Mr. President, are you done having gay sex in the back of the
helicopter?
In the helicopter.
Yeah.
It's going to be about another five minutes before I finish sucking this guy
off.
Yeah, Eagle has confirmed five-minute countdown until he swallows cum and we
can land the helicopter on the south lawn.
Time to have discreet gay sex to blow off some steam from signing bills all day
long.
And now the best way to do it, go up into a fucking hot air balloon above Times
Square and fuck a bunch of guys in the Hindenburg.
Yeah, that's airships.
Yeah, airships.
If he brought back airships, we would have known there.
Yeah, the first guy, I forget the guy's name.
Like Gary Sinclair, I think maybe his name was.
Yeah, have you seen that guy that's like...
Larry Sinclair?
That gives those interviews where he's like, I had sex with Obama.
That's him.
Yeah, Larry Sinclair.
He wrote like an Amazon self-published book.
Yeah.
He was like, and then I sucked his cock in the back of a limousine.
And then I sucked his cock and then...
Yeah.
Yeah, then he...
I think I saw an interview with him and Dinesh D'Souza where he's like...
See, that's the thing.
I think Target should have a separate Pride Month for just that type of gay.
This would be like clothes for third graders.
The gay liars.
Yeah, just the psychotic gay liars.
Psychotic gay liars.
Yeah.
He's great.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
I fucked George Lucas.
It sounds like a third grader's shirt.
Just Chewbacca being like, what?
I guess I'll vote Republican, man.
I guess I'll be...
I guess I'll vote for the fucking guy that wants to put people like me in jail.
Well, it's nice to have a quaint Obama gay sex gamble.
It's also like, does that work?
In their mind, does that work?
Yeah.
Do they think that there's like somebody...
I was going to vote for him.
Somebody that's a registered Democrat.
And then I fell down.
Then I, you know, I like what Obama had to say about the economy.
But he did suck that Saudi royal's cock in a helicopter for crack money.
That was the other thing, that he was doing it for drugs.
Yeah, right, yeah.
That he had...
He was like a...
He was a street hoe.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He was a common crack whore.
Yeah, so personally, I just...
I don't know if I can support that.
Yeah.
I mean, drugs.
Doing it for drugs.
If he was gay and just exercising his gay fantasies, that's one thing, but...
Yeah.
Doing it to fuel a drug habit?
Yeah.
If he was like fucking holding hands with some guy in Better Home and Gardens
magazine, it's
like, all right, he's just gay.
They're trying to make him out like he's party monster.
He's at Studio 54.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, he was wearing a big pair of wings and he murdered some guy with a hammer.
He's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.