Name: Lizzo Accused of FAT SHAMING | The Adam Friedland Show
Uploaded: 2023-08-06T00:15:06.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Lizzo Accused of FAT SHAMING | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-06. Transcript available.

so this Lizzo thing all right let's get into it I guess we got to talk about it
did you hear
what the allegations are fat shaming Lizzo was fat shaming they forced one of
her backup dancers
to eat a banana out of a strippers pussy shocking there was another one that
was a virgin and she
was apparently they talked about it on social media which I guess is a type of
shaming
what do you think about it Adam say something say something the whole world's
watching and they
want to know I feel like your take good or bad dumb or smart it doesn't matter
as long as you
say something they'll click on it and then hopefully we can sell some ads got
some sell
some ads until until until the workers get what they want until we get what
until we get
some of that CEO pay that juicy CEO pay and then everything will be right right
as rain
well that's why we need to get the actors back to work focus on Lizzo
I mean it is very funny to imagine her like like girl bossing people while
wearing that like
whatever that you remember that you just that pair of pants she had her ass the
Yosemite Sam like
fucking just assless chaps she had on those Looney Tunes pants yeah yeah
measure being like look we
were on a fucking tight ship here and I don't want any of this tomfoolery and
she turns around
just big ass yeah just hanging out yeah I just you know I just I was a fan mm-hmm
I was a fan
I was first on board I don't even know she was fat I just liked the music yeah
you know I took a DNA test and I found out that I'm
100% the bitch mm-hmm a bitch yeah I found I'm 100% a bitch yeah you know that's
one of her songs
I think so yeah and you know I was on board but I thought you said you were a
little bit country
it was a no a little rock and roll oh okay yeah so how are you 100% a bitch if
you're a little bit
rock and roll you can be a little rock and roll bitch no those are two
different things no you can be
a bitch you could be a lover you could be a child mother well child isn't
really you can be a sinner
you could be a saint that's I would that was my problem with that song I'm a
bitch I'm a mother
I'm a child I'm a mother it's like well child is that can be boy or girl so
maybe you should have
spent more time daughter yeah as you could have said I'm a daughter I'm a
mother yeah bitch I'm a lover
lover too that's not specific to women I guess that song just proves that women
can't write music
that yeah and that's supposedly what she's like you know I hear that song and I'm
like okay well
what other women are saying they can do something professionally it's like I I
know very little
about songwriting but I know that that's wrong yeah I'll tell you something
Kenny Loggins wouldn't
have wouldn't have been so sloppy I hear that song and I'm like this so this is
the best female
musician in the world yeah they said she was number one this is this is the
best one that you have
and this wrong right away I listen I got the I went on rap genius I look at it
yeah incorrect wrong
incorrect I have my I write I have a red a red marker I ruined my laptop with
by writing wrong
wrong on the screen and it also serves another purpose that way if I'm ever
caught looking
at gay pornography in public I'm like I'm it's I'm editing I'm saying it's bad
I'm saying it's bad
I'm saying that it's bad so but yeah I don't know what we're even talking about
yeah Lizzo
I don't know you know it's just it's I'm just tired yeah I'm just fucking tired
but if you at the
start of the me too movement in 2014 if you could step if you could bill and
ted your way back there
be like hey you want to know how this ends Lizzo fucking making people eating
pussy bananas
I think we would have let Louie keep working yeah and they're like what do you
mean that Lizzo
the world's greatest female musician yeah this has turned her into a monster mm-hmm
yeah
she was 90 pounds back then yeah it is funny online though you see people that
are like
see you can't trust any celebrity the problem is the celebrities well and
statistically I think
most of them are fine yeah you you it's probably a accurate cross-section of
just general pop right
yeah it's not very fair yeah you know mm-hmm I don't say I don't think who's
the guy from Fargo
what's his name William H Macy he's not doing pussy banana we're not gonna find
out he has a sex dungeon
mm-hmm no I don't think we are no he's probably into black paper mache no yeah
yeah yeah I'm just
thinking about him committing suicide and boogie nuts his wife is writing that
guy's dick in the driveway
yeah that poor guy women do be doing that huh yeah well whatever that's the
world he got into
uh Lizzo here on our show we don't look right at the camera we don't like we
don't think anyone's
stories is you gotta be careful of that you abuse employees no I don't yeah you
do with who like you
kind of you like abuse people around here I've seen it I have my comedy I know
but I have to pull them
aside and be like he doesn't mean it but that's but some of these kids that
shoot the show are eight
nine years old you can't be talking to them like that yeah but that's like I
thought everyone's like
oh that's Adam's thing no no no no no no they're like he's a bitch he's a lover
he's a child a lot
of them are crying often you do me I feel bad now well yeah no you're dealing
with that that's not
your job well it is I'm HR yeah I'm the executive producer of the show I get
all the bad news emails
about you've killed stories technical issues and and uh and all this accountant
stuff have you killed
stories go to press about toxic workplace no no because I think at this phase
that'll help us
toxic workplace would be big for us yeah yeah yeah Adam Freeland's pussy banana
eight-year-olds uh-huh
what is Adam Freeland I've never heard that name before yeah oh you mean the
racist from Taylor Swift
mm-hmm I think honestly I think the whole Lizzo thing is sort of a psyop to uh
to distract people from the
banana discourse of two weeks ago what was that the argument as to whether or
not we would have
bananas in our socialist global socialist utopia because there'd be no reason
for
Latin America to export bananas to the United States so you would have to give
up your bananas
shut up yeah shut up mm-hmm ah we just want to make a talk show yeah I just
want to talk to people
uh fucking I don't even know what the politics people want anymore it's like
well you have bananas in the
fucking communist space planet we don't have health care we can't go to the
doctor that's what that's
what made all of this popular is saying people need health care an old Jew was
like you should go to
the doctor you should be able to go to the doctor and then it's now Lizzo's
putting bananas in people's
pussies all right I know the fucking butterfly effect of this is this it's a
what is it is it a human
centipede or a butterfly effect is it's the combination of the human centipede
and a butterfly effect it's
just people shitting into each other's mouths and then the shit of the shit
being grosser
and somehow resulting in these in these in the writer's strike I'll tell you
over that Lizzo
whatever that they're talking about there's a lot of beef on that offensive
line I'll tell you that
they got some big they got some big oh in the lawsuit yeah uh some legal
experts are calling it the
fattest lawsuit they've ever seen
the fattest lawsuit that the I would say yeah if the if this lawsuit decided to
put together a football
team yeah they could they could take on the Dallas Cowboys yeah it's uh if it
goes to the supreme court
they're gonna have to call it the nachos bell supreme court
the nachos bell bell what is it nachos bell grande
no no what's the supreme one the enchilada supreme there's a supreme subject
supreme just means with sour cream right
yeah yeah I want to go to taco bell for lunch yeah I just thought about taco
bell
can you imagine it gets to the top and then just like all of the women being
like
oh the supreme court
is it going to be latin night chips and salsa disco ball they just pull a disco
ball out of their pussy
now I'm glad Lizzo told me to put that in there
I'm glad I have this disco ball that Lizzo forced to carry around in my pussy
for when we get a latin night we love her we love her folks
you