Name: A24 is Making an Adult Barney Movie | The Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'A24 is Making an Adult Barney Movie | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-09. Transcript available.

"Undefeated."
It is gonna be funny now because of Barbie, we're gonna get 20 years of toy
movies.
And there's gonna be Latino guys that are like, "Yeah, I'm really into, like,
the toy universe."
Like, there's like, you know, I mean, I saw Barbie, and that, like, blew my
mind.
And I saw G.I. Joe, and I'm about to go see Hot Wheels next weekend.
'Cause, you know, it's like, they deal with real life stuff.
Yeah, the Mattel is gonna start a Marvel thing, they're all gonna be in the
same universe.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, the criticism--
They're gonna do Avengers.
The criticism of Marvel movies--
Jeez Louise.
Of Marvel movies used to be that it was for babies.
Right.
And now it's literally just for babies.
A24 is making a Barney movie.
No, they're not.
Yeah, they are.
They are.
Look it up, dude.
It's fucking insane.
They're like, "We're going for, like, a darker, more adult tone."
Where it goes into his, like, sexual assault?
Yeah, they're making a, like, adult Barney movie.
Where he finger pops Bebop?
I don't know.
And then, you know, the fun answer is, is that the, oh, the CIA is doing this
to lull people into complacency or whatever.
Are you fucking kidding me?
No, I'm dead serious.
This is real.
Yeah, it's real.
A24 Barney movie.
No, this is the deep state.
But it's worse than that.
It's maybe worse.
It's worse than the deep state.
It's maybe worse than just some nice guys from Langley giving us a movie.
It's an indictment of humanity.
Some nice fellows giving us abstract expressionist art.
Mm-hmm.
Didn't they invent that?
Yeah, I think so.
They did.
They promoted it heavily.
Why?
Anti-Soviet?
Because the alternative would have been, like, Marxist art.
So if they create something that's just sort of abstract nonsense.
Just scribble-scrabbles.
Yeah.
Really?
Then, yeah, people won't develop a class consciousness.
They're so smart.
Yeah, they really are.
They're so smart.
Mm-hmm.
I think they're not as good anymore, though.
What?
At doing stuff?
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, really, all they have to do-
If Trump was dealing with the fellas they used to have in the agency back in
the '60s-
They don't need to be.
They have- I mean, the way technology is gone, you don't even really need a CIA
for domestic-
You just spy on anyone all the time.
People have zero autonomy.
They don't have any control.
They don't have any control.
They have no privacy.
Yeah, they were past that already.
Yeah.
So there's no point.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They- they killed- they used to kill the presidents.
But, like, what do you think?
Like, there's not- like, the- the idea of any kind of, like, I guess, like,
political
revolt or revolution may have been something that was a concern in the past, or-
I guess the, like, '60s radicalism, the student movements-
Yeah, sympathetic to-
Yeah, the-
Civil rights.
No, there's so much Mandalorian.
Yeah.
There is so much Mandalorian.
There is so much Mandalorian.
But beyond that, it's like the- the police state apparatus is-
I mean, what do you think?
Were they gonna storm the Bastille?
You think of what?
Killed by a drone?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
It's just not gonna happen.
I know.
January 6th was our one option.
Rogan- Rogan said it was a PSYOP.
Yeah?
Yeah.
He went on the record.
He said it was a PSYOP?
I don't know.
I found this out from-
Increasingly-
I saw Stephen A. Smith on Instagram and he was like, "How you gonna make that
assertion?"
And we'll only have-
Yeah, we'll only have acts of political violence stemming from dumber and dumber
reasons.
Yeah.
In fact, the next-
Barney.
The next big riot-
It's gonna be Barney.
Because people can't get tickets to Barney.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That'll be the thing.
The Barney riots.
And then the preeminent far left-
Yeah.
AOC-
Most communist position-
AOC will die in the Barney riots.
And the most communist position will be that we will not have freedom until
tickets to the Barney movie are subsidized.
Yes.
We can talk about healthcare-
By the government.
We can talk about healthcare later.
Yes.
Right now, we need free tickets.
Right now, it's about Barney.
We need to all be able to see the Barney movie.
Yes.
Because it's representation.
Is it even?
For a lot of those-
Yeah.
A lot of those big bitches.
Oh, yeah.
Barney.
He's a big bitch.
He's a big bitch.
Yeah.
I think he's sort of regular size for a dinosaur.
Maybe he's a little small, actually.
Mm-hmm.
He's like, you know, kid's size.
Mm-hmm.
I can't believe that's real.
Yeah.
Felix has been joking about that for years.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think they just steal ideas from him.