Name: Freestyle Rapping with Adam and Rick Glassman | The Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Freestyle Rapping with Adam and Rick Glassman | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-13. Transcript available.

Oh, they did that, remember that SNL sketch where they're making up songs
together?
Yeah, he's pretty good at it.
He also can freestyle.
Are you a rapper?
You have bars?
But, Adam's girlfriend has huge tits.
Yeah, but you can hoop and you have bars?
Yeah, well, you guys freestyle, don't you?
Bring us out a bar in one of the 30 minutes.
Over here?
That was a callback.
I know your waters are freeze styles.
You can't beckon the cameras to you.
You have to because they don't do it in post.
It's not up to you.
But yes, and he even been talking to me and when I asked a question, he flickered
between
cameras to say yes.
It's brilliant.
No way.
Is that true?
Yes or no?
The camera loves you.
Whoa.
I've been having fun over here.
We're having fun.
We missed some stuff.
We missed some stuff.
Wow.
So, yeah, what was it?
So you can freestyle?
This is gonna sound super corny.
I do freestyle sometimes, but it's not like a skill that I could just do.
It's whenever I have something to say, it's able to come out of me that way.
You need to have something to say.
That's what hip hop is all about.
That's what hip hop is all about.
That's what hip hop is all about.
Yeah.
You know, if you have nothing to say, then you can't rap.
Yeah.
You know, if you don't have anything to say, I would say that is a rap.
I'm serious, because it's like it's over.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a rap.
Yeah, yeah.
It's a rap.
My dad would be so proud of me if that was the--
We can figure it.
You mean your pap?
No, my father.
Because we don't fuck around when we say no, cat.
Wow.
But we hesitate for a moment.
We could put on our hat because the draps don't meet the taps unless we push
each other
back.
Never stop underestimating a situation where you speak to live inside your own
mind.
What are draps?
Draps.
Yeah, what are draps?
That's not a-- you can't do this.
Yeah, draps.
Well, dapping someone is here and drapping is to be like this.
A double dap?
Well, it doesn't have to be double.
It could be just a drap.
Dap.
Drap.
No cat.
First face.
What does no cat mean again?
He made up drap.
I think he kind of made up drap.
Drap?
Yeah.
To drap somebody.
You give them draps.
Look at me.
Are you lying?
There's no such thing as drap.
Okay.
Yeah.
And there's also no such thing as drap.
Okay.
And there's also no such thing as Halfway Crooks.
I learned that from 8 Mile.
I didn't know it before 8 Mile.
I think it's Mobb Deep.
No, but I learned about it in 8 Mile.
It goes, "Oh, play a crook!"
And everyone knew it.
And I'm like, what is that from?
Halfway Crooks.
Yeah, it's from the infamous.
It's a great album.
One pock, two pock, three pock, none.
He's pock, your pock, their pock, none.
Or what was it?
One.
Oh, five pock, four pock, three pock, one.
What is this for?
Your pock, he's pock, no pocks, none.
What's that, green eggs and ham?
That's what we were doing.
No, no, that's at the end of 8 Mile.
I am white.
I am a fucking bum.
I do live in trailer with my mum.
Yeah, he's a British style.
He goes British?
Yeah, yeah, mum.
Wow.
Yeah, poetic license sometimes allows for that.
Like draps.
Like...
Yeah, but mum is the accurate usage.
Drap.
Drap.
I've heard mum before.
I haven't heard draps.
You will?
I will now.
I'll say it.
I'll say it now.
That's a wrap in the upcoming episode of the Adam Friedland Show with our
celebrity guest.
Are you good at it?
I'm incredible.
Really?
Yes.
Great.
Maybe you two should work together on a wrap.
Ready?
I would like it to be about Haribo gummy bears specifically.
Go.
These walls are nice and thick.
Psyched, they two-ply.
I eat these things like I eat red bars unless it's made from yellow five.
Has bros, no bro.
You dap, trap.
Nothing on the back rhythm unless you clap that ass.
Chin scratch, lip grab, titty bounce.
Drap.
Attack.
That's a drag.
Cause if you ain't got things then no play crook.
Yeah.
You still haven't said anything about the gummy bears.
Ya fuck?
Oh I did talk about like red dye and yellow five.
Yes.
That's why I don't eat those.
We're siphoning, we're siphoning.
So can I siphoning?
Absolutely, yeah, yeah.
I didn't know we were really doing that.
What's a siph?
You wouldn't get it.
A siph is where you go around, you're at freestyle club.
You're in freestyle club.
Yeah.
You're in 10th grade.
Yeah.
You're with all the kids in freestyle club and your siph.
That must be so annoying.
I'm sorry.
Terrible sound.
Yeah, I wasn't.
I was drawing some water.
Let me see.
I always freeze up.
I'm an incredible rabbit, but I freeze up around other people.
It's like a problem.
Okay.
You sound like Will Ferrell in Step Brothers.
You know, when he's like, he has a voice of an angel.
He's like, I can't.
Yeah, but I freeze up.
And he's just making fun of that kind of person.
And you're like really.
And I really am one of those.
Where they really are saying that as a thing.
Okay.
Let me.
No.
Okay.
Do you want me to do that?
You want to do like an 808?
Yeah.
Do it.
Do it.
I don't think so.
I'll do a 476.
It's a 476.
Do it.
Do it.
No, I like that.
I know.
You were doing fresh and clean just now.
Do it.
No.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
It was the first one.
No, I don't think that's fresh and clean.
Okay.
Acapella.
Acapella Midwest style.
No sound.
No music.
Acapella means with ice cream.
Gotcha.
Let me tell you about my mom, McCreeb.
She always cooking it up.
We play video games as she.
I froze up again.
I'm sorry.
It's a nerve-wracking thing to do.
I do understand.
It's really hard.
That's what I was saying.
I really only do it if I have something to say.
Let me tell you about my mom, McCreeb.
Oh, you're doing the same thing.
Something you have written.
Well, because it's the hook.
It's the hook.
So you had this already.
So you can do the hook a lot.
Yeah, I'm starting on the hook.
It's like Dancing Queen by ABBA.
You know they start on the chorus.
Do they start with that?
Yeah.
It's the only ABBA song that starts with the chorus.
It's the only song, I think, that starts with the chorus ever.
Of all time, ever.
Really?
Yeah, they start with you can dance.
What about Hey Now?
You're an all-stop.
That's not ABBA.
You're right.
That's Smash Mouth.
He doesn't know anything.
Smash Mouth.
And he doesn't start with that.
He starts with...
One fist hits smash your mouth, and one smashes the ground.
.