Name: Nick Mullen For President: 2024 | The Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Nick Mullen For President: 2024 | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-15. Transcript available.

My friend was still in the post 9/11 like oh they got a lot of Muslims here and
I was
like I think we're cool with Muslims now, yeah I don't think, he's like but
what about
the terrorists?
I was like I think that was literally 40 years ago when 9/11 happened.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They don't even do anything anymore.
They don't do anything.
I think I'm coolest with them out of anyone any like New York City population.
They don't bother anyone.
Yeah.
They run bodegas.
They're chill.
I said this a decade ago is that like you know I like the thing that America
should fear
the most is right wing redneck Muslims.
Yeah.
If like conservative people in the south discover Sharia law like I never
understood
what their problem with it was.
Yeah.
It's all the shit they like.
It's like all the women have to stay home.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The men are allowed to rape.
I don't like what you're not allowed to talk shit about God.
Yeah.
Like that's the one thing you have to respect no matter what.
Uh huh.
You get a sword.
They would love terrorism.
Yeah.
It's a hat.
They would love.
It's a hat based religion.
They get to do Call of Duty.
Yeah.
They get to go to Syria and do COD.
Yeah.
Right.
It's.
That would be awesome.
Right.
Yeah.
It never made sense to me why.
What their problem with Sharia.
They just heard it and they were scared of it.
We missed that opportunity.
That promotes you know I guess domestic terrorism to a certain extent.
Yeah.
Like why not.
I think it's too many black.
I think it's black guys decided on it.
I think that kept them out of Islam.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There are too many black guys go to jail and become the man.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I mean if I were the GOP candidate which I might fuck it.
You know what I'm declaring my candidates.
Why not dude.
I don't really know.
For the show.
Yeah.
And I'm running on a platform.
How many signatures do we need.
I look if you're if you're voting for if you want to vote for Donald Trump.
Just assume I have all the same opinions as him.
I don't know what they are.
But we'll just say whatever he said great.
Just let me know once I win.
Let me know.
Yeah.
Right.
With the added.
The added aspect of we're also promoting Sharia law.
Okay.
And we're going to try and convert everybody in a red state to Islam.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You don't have to speak Arabic.
Uh huh.
That's the one thing they don't like.
Yeah.
Because there's a learning that no there will be no learning.
This is a learning free version of.
Well just.
Radical Islam.
Yeah.
And you would take over school boards there wouldn't be any trans stuff in any
textbooks.
Right.
Yeah.
No pride books.
Well even if someone was trans you wouldn't know because they'd be under a burqa.
Yeah.
There are all kinds of crazy shit on there.
That is true.
That thing could be filled with dildos under there and no one will have to know.
Yes.
Fuck it.
It can be.
It's your bathroom.
That is the solution.
You're wearing a bathroom.
The solution is Sharia law.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Dude.
Dude.
These freaking.
These freaking Republicans don't know.
And we're going to take Hunter Biden out there in the public square and eviscerate
him.
Yeah.
And rip him into four parts with horses.
Yeah.
And.
And.
Why?
Because he's related to Joe Biden.
Exactly.
And that's the reason why.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And you could kill anyone that makes cartoons.
Mm hmm.
That would be awesome.
Yeah.
No jokes.
Anyone.
Any wise guys trying to make fun of you.
Mm hmm.
Trump would have loved that if someone was drawing him fat in a.
You know like.
Yeah.
Or the sculptor that made Trump with a tiny penis.
Yeah.
You can't make a sculpture.
Can't do that anymore.
You can't do that.
Mm hmm.
Because that's a depiction of the human form.
Mm hmm.
And you'd have to blow it up.
We'll see you next time.