Name: Australia Is DUMB | The Adam Friedland Show
Uploaded: 2023-08-16T14:00:42.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Australia Is DUMB | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-16. Transcript available.

Did you see Oppie? Oppa Deliver? Well, I don't know why I said Oppie. Yeah.
Like anyone else is calling it that? Yeah, I don't know. That's what you do.
That's your... Oh, that's my thing. Yeah, that's... It's a West Coast style.
That's the Adam Friedland... No, it's a West Coast style. It's more Australian
than anything. It is Australian. Yeah. Yeah, you're gonna see Oppie this
weekend. You're gonna see Oppie? Did you see it in Maxi? Yeah, yeah. They got
it on 70 Millie. I'm gonna, I'm gonna wait till it comes out on...
on Maxi. Yeah, let me get a large poppy and, uh, yeah, Diet Cokey. A Cokey. A
Cokey. Yeah. And then the Reese's. A Coca-Bara. Can I get a, yeah, Diet Coke-A-Bara?
Yeah. Oh, no, I spilled my Cokey all over my tiny shorts. Dude, they're such
idiots over there. It's the dumbest country. What are they doing? I don't know.
Just take your shit seriously. Mm-hmm. The president talks that way to you.
Yeah, right. Or Prime Minister, or whatever the fuck you call it. Yeah. You
fucking idiots. That was the funniest country to watch during COVID. Dude, they
took it so seriously. They took it seriously, but it's also the dumbest. They're
like, we're not gonna let anyone die. Yeah. Just everyone remind calm. Yeah. It's
a virus. What the fuck does it mean? They're sending police to people's houses.
Yeah. Well, I saw one of the, like, a viral clip of, like, their version of a
freedom rally. Yeah. And there was just,
some Australian retard riding a horse around, like, a public park waving, like,
their flag. Yeah, their stupid-ass flag, which looks exactly like fucking New
Zealand. It's just their flag. It's just a bib from a barbecue restaurant. Yeah,
yeah. Yeah.
Dude, they're such dumbasses, dude. Yeah. We have no respect for you guys. Yeah.
Why don't you come, but they do come over here. That's what I couldn't stop
thinking while watching the Barbie movie. It was like, Margot Robbie, she
performs this character, and then she gets off work. She's like, great job,
everyone. Yeah, that's a wrap.
Yeah. I'm gonna be in the bathroom, trying to figure out how the toilet works.
You know, yours goes around the other way.
That's not actually true.
It's not true?
No, it's just a thing from The Simpsons.
Did you? Oh, really?
Yeah.
And Homer starts crying.
How does the water come back up?
Yeah.
You would think gravity would make it go down, but you flush it, and it comes
back up.
Well, off the go, actress.
How are they walking upside down there?
Fucking idiots.
Yeah, yeah.
Idiots.
Dude, fucking...
It is crazy, also, that they have Italians there, but they, like, don't act
like our guys.
Well, the craziest thing is that they have Asians there.
They got mad Asians.
You know how fucking smart they must seem, like, in comparison?
Like, an Asian guy just comes there, he's like, yeah, two plus two is four.
And they're like, oh, my God.
We gotta keep them out of our country.
How the hell did he do that?
He's doing black magic.
What the fuck is two?
What the bloody hell is two?
It's like, you know, you have one, but imagine there's another one.
You're blowing my mind-a-rino.
Yeah, they got Italians, so they're, like, versions of words.
They're versions of...
Yeah, my friend is Australian, he's like, yeah, I'm an Italian.
Yeah.
And I'm like, yeah, you don't...
Why don't you act like these guys?
Can I get a pizzerouni with mozzarella-y dingery doodly-due-rella?
Yeah, it's like...
They're just Ned Flanders?
They have no fucking sauce.
They're Australians.
Our guys are doing fucking Costa Nostra.
Yeah.
Our guys are cool.
Yeah, no, but I guess, like...
That would be a funny thing in America, the Australian mafia.
That would be cool.
Just with the shit, like a suit, but then the tiny shorts.
Yeah, fucking ACDC style.
Yeah.
And then the hat they sat on.
It's their favorite hat, it's a broken hat.
Yeah, it's just like, why is it up on one side?
Yeah.
What utility does that serve?
They sat on it, yeah.
Yeah.
What the fuck are you doing, you fucking idiots?
Well, so you can have your parrot.
Getting killed by animals?
So you can have your parrots.
Yeah, of course.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, he's the brains of the operation.
Well, I'll see you.
Time to go eat grubs out of a log.
It was the boss's idea.
They're fucking four cities.
They're all 3,000 miles away from each other.
Yeah, when in doubt on this show, always go just dig.
Fuck these fucking pieces of shit.
Endless, endless content for them.
I would like to go back there sometime.
Mm-hmm.