Name: The First Gay American President | The Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The First Gay American President | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-23. Transcript available.

Yeah, I can't wait until we have the first gay president.
No, we're ready, Obama.
I know, but the first fellow, what do you call it?
First boy?
Uh, yeah.
What do you call it?
I guess just the first husband, yeah, Pete Buttigieg.
Yeah, the first husband.
It can't be Mayor Pete.
Mayor Pete is the Republican's version of a gay candidate.
He is the least gay.
He's the gay version of, like, Alan Keyes or Herman Cain.
He just doesn't have swag.
Yeah.
Yes, he is, exactly.
He is like a...
Right.
But he's a less funny.
He's the kind of guy that if you're, like, homophobic, you would point to and
be like, "I know this
guy."
Right.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, yeah.
I have gay friends.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It should be the biker from Tom of Finland as president.
His cop friend is his husband.
He should just have the biggest lump under his pants.
Yeah, if we had President Leather Daddy Tony the Tiger, if it was a cartoon
tiger with a giant
dick.
Yeah.
That would be awesome.
Exactly.
They want someone that is, that ticks the box of the minority.
Our policy towards China would just be, show them a picture of the president.
Yeah.
And then they would capitulate to anything.
It would be funny if, like, in the classic politician style, like, Pete, like,
code switches,
but with, you know how, like, Obama would be at a black church, and he'd go,
like, real pastor.
Yeah.
Or he'd be in the South, and he'd go, like, real, like, good old boy.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
You know, I can't wait to get some chicken and waffles.
Yeah, yeah.
Just say something like that.
But if Pete did that, Pete went to the Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco, and
he just completely
code switched.
Yeah.
I feel the lack of charisma that he still has.
Yeah.
San Francisco used to serve cunt.
Yeah.
Look at that weird.
To all the, to all the bottoms, the gossips.
He has just so much, he has so much anger in his lips.
He, there is like a, there's a blackness inside of him.
Yeah.
And that's not a race thing.
That's, there's a darkness.
There was one debate where you could see him, like, his hand behind the stage.
He was.
Well, he hated, um, what's her name?
He was from Minnesota.
They hated each other.
She hated Pete.
Flo from Progressive?
No.
Oh, the big bitch.
No, no, no.
That, that, that lady from Minnesota that was running as like a centrist.
Yeah.
Susan Corpulent.
I don't remember her thing.
No, she was a big bitch.
Yeah, Susan Corpulent.
And then they were like, yeah.
She was a big bitch.
She's like throwing her staffers through the wall.
Yeah, yeah.
She abused her staffers.
She was doing like wrestling moves on them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She was fucking picking them up.
She had like, she was kind of awesome.
Yeah.
She was like, uh.
Where the hell is my sandwich?
She was fucking right through the window.
You know I need my sandwich.
Yeah, but she never got a cabinet post.
She probably pissed some people off.
Yeah.
Klobuchar.
Klobuchar, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Amy.
Amy Klobuchar.
Yeah, her whole thing was kitchen table conversation.
Who did I meet that liked her?
It was exactly the type of woman you'd expect.
It was like--
She was going Klobe?
It was somebody's like sister or something.
She's like, I support her.
I love Klobuchar.
And they were like--
That's awesome.
Yeah, you would.
It sounds like a Pokemon.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Klobuchar.
Oh man, we really--
It's kind of like Globetrotter.
Yes.
Yeah.
It's like a Japanese like, fuck up translation.
Yeah.
Klobuchar.
If there was a Harlem Globetrotters video game, the name of the Japanese would
be--
Yeah.
Yeah.
Klobuchar.
Klobuchar.
Ready, fight.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Haimi--
Yeah, it would be Haimi Klobuchar.
Haimi Klobuchar.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And she had fire.
Haimi Klobuchar.
Haimi Klobuchar.
Haimi Klobuchar.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
But she hated Pete, I remember.
She would like stand next to him and be like, I fucking can't stand him.
Yeah, yeah.
Which is awesome.
Yeah, I mean the two of them have very much like fighting over who's the boss
of the class
project.
Yeah, they're both kind of the same person.
Yeah, right.
Different version.
I'm putting my name first.
I raised my hand first.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
We'll see you next time.