Name: Republicans have Destroyed the Hunter Biden Story | Nick Mullen on The Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Republicans have Destroyed the Hunter Biden Story | Nick Mullen on The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-09-13. Transcript available.

um uh yeah there's just nothing going on this week nothing there's nothing to
talk about
well they've they the republican party has destroyed the fucking hunter biden
story
they should have never let them have it yeah you know what i mean you should
have ran with that
well i don't know people that like fucking attacking anonymous should have done
it
what happened to anonymous they're not doing shit well first of all the hunter
biden story was
it just was the new york post thing right and it was a new york post story and
new york post
is the greatest magazine or newspaper in the history of journalism because
every story is like
hey look at this guy in the bronx whose head exploded after ate too many
peanuts that's awesome
you know and then there's like a pun you know and like that's what the news
should be yeah you know
and they never run out of those stories right you know um and then the hunter biden
thing is like
this you know they can they hint that there being some kind of international
conspiracy saying oh maybe
joe biden's involved in corruption but we have pictures of his penis there's
you know him smoking
crack and all this fun stuff and now it's these dickheads in congress and they're
like uh we're
finally getting the preliminary reports which we subpoenaed that show bank
records that uh list
questionable transactions and uh once we get we've demanded uh unredacted
information on what these
reports of questionable transactions contain and then you have to wait three
weeks and they're like
they say that they're suspicious that's that's pretty bad and uh yeah we have
we're gonna bring
in one 100 biden's friends in the congress and we're gonna ask him hey did
hunter biden do anything
illegal and he's gonna say no because they're friends yeah and then they go
like no you know what
that means he's lying that means yes that means yes yeah because it's opposite
day yeah yeah i really
don't like i mean i would default to assuming that i am a moron like i'm an
idiot you read hard books
but why would you think hunter biden's involved in this influence peddling
scandal right where he has
this fake what do they call it in the mafia where you have a job where you don't
do no show yeah he's a
no show job with this corrupt company and uh his father is like he's selling
access to his father right
they pay millions of dollars they go through all the shell companies or biden
pays joe hunter pays
joe's bills or whatever and he has this fake job and it influences u.s policy
maybe to the extent that
joe biden fires this prosecutor that's really what you're thinking and you're
like okay well who are
we gonna get to give shows a smoking gun oh i know his corrupt business partner
that he's known for 20
years it has absolutely no fucking reason whatsoever to they don't have
anything on him it's not like he's
like getting any kind of immunity for admitting anything it's like this is his
number one ally why would you bring
him into congress and ask him hey did he do it you need to get someone to flip
nobody's gonna flip well what you do is say
you're facing hard time brother well okay okay but we can get you out of it if
you work with us
the only reason they're doing this is the cost in the election right that's
like the only reason no one
really cares no one gives a fuck no one it's like it's like unless you're i
mean does nobody actually
believes that like politicians aren't selling access i think that's the
assumption across the board yeah right
yeah and even and it's like honestly i would hope that they are considering how
fucking dog
shit american foreign policy is it's like somebody at least better be making
money off it yeah
if you're like electing these people and they're committing genocides across
the world and their
genuine thinking is i thought this was the right idea yeah that's much worse
than it's like no we
listen i made 20 billion dollars off of killing everyone in rwanda and you're
like all right well
at least at least that makes sense can we have some of the money uh wait but
what you were saying about
the crack and the penis stuff that is the that is what makes it the perfect
crime that's what i mean
it's like who we should be hearing from is don't bring in devon archer bring
the fucking laptop repair
guys the legally blind albino that's in like a fife and drum corps exactly that's
who i want to see
more as the bagpipes laptop repair man and then have him play a song on his bagpipes
and admit that
waste taxpayer money having this legally blind man try and make him make him
like take away his glasses and
make him do a hunter biden penis lineup in congress have right a major retailer
green stand there with
an array of penises yeah and then ask them just touching them just no on
pictures and then have
the legally blind laptop repair man come in and be like can you identify take
your glasses off can you
identify which one of these is hunter biden's penis right and then i'll pick
the wrong one you go try
again and then you wait until he does it and then you then that story hits the
media legally blind bagpipe
player correctly identifies hunter biden's penis without his glasses that's the
kind of story i want
to be reading if it has to do with hunter biden yeah exactly yeah that's what
he was doing he's a
straight-laced businessman and then he's like planting these pictures of penis
and planting these pictures
of hitting a crack pipe yeah just to just to just to distract us and guess what
that's not even his
penis you're going to tell me there's not more fun character bring all the
prostitutes into congress
i want to see the girls yeah i want them i need to make the prostitutes testify
i need to see them
yeah yeah i don't know make the and then laptop repair guy fuck one of the
prostitutes in congress
get a gotcha moment with a girl yeah yeah have her pit have her like try to uh
uh pump her only fans
yeah in congress and then have trey gowdy be like this is an outrage i don't
think trey
gowdy likes any of the hunter biden stuff no he's a weird little worm does he
still have that hair
sort of i don't know what that hair is so he looks like earthworm jam he looks
like um like a like a
butch lesbian kind of like those like bow tie style lesbians he has his own
phenotype it's yeah yeah
it's some it exists somewhere it's like a men in black kind of character yeah
yeah yeah he has a bug
inside of him that's control will smith's like trey i'm gonna need you to go
back to your planet
you're like come on you've overstayed your welcome welcome to earth i'm not
done investigating
hillary clans emails no he hates trump he hates trump yeah because trump's a
criminal
he just loves the law he fancies himself one of these like uh old school
southern you know laws
number the suspenders guys yeah yeah