Name: Gen Z Doesn't Use Band Aids | Nick Mullen on The Jordan Jensen Show
Uploaded: 2023-09-15T14:00:09.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Gen Z Doesn't Use Band Aids | Nick Mullen on The Jordan Jensen Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-09-15. Transcript available.

Yeah, I'll probably be able to lift a lot of weight by the end of this.
We're going to be inside.
Man, I just heard these piece of shit kids walking today, and they were talking
about
they were like, I can't believe we ever trusted Johnson & Johnson to give us
the vaccine.
I don't even buy their products anymore, and I was so mad.
Well, Zoomers aren't using Band-Aids.
Who?
Zoomers.
Who's a Zoomer?
Like, the generation after us.
Z?
Gen Z?
Gen Z, yeah, Zoomers.
Why don't they use Band-Aids?
I don't know.
It's like a Zoomer thing.
Oh, because they're white?
Band-Aids are white, and they're...
Maybe it has something to do with that.
I guess you would want to ask Hassan, next time you ask him why he hasn't done
the show,
why all these Zoomers aren't using Band-Aids, but that's like a whole Zoomer
thing.
It's like a TikTok trend.
It's like...
They're just bleeding?
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
They're like, they show off.
They do like TikTok videos, they're like, like the first frame.
Got cut, second frame.
Band-Aids, third frame.
I don't think so.
And then it's just them like in school with blood all over their fucking like
paperwork.
What?
Yeah.
All their homework.
It's got blood because they just don't use...
It's like cool to not use Band-Aids, I guess.
I mean, growing up, it was cool to not use Band-Aids.
I remember that.
Yeah.
No, they had cool Band-Aids.
They had like skull bones.
Oh, yeah, when you're really little.
But I remember being older and just...
You had to be using a skull Band-Aid.
You had like a Batman Band-Aid.
I think I was...
That's fucking lame, dude.
I said, give me the fucking paper cut of the office Band-Aid.
I wanted to fucking...
I wanted to first aid kit from CVS.
The white Band-Aid.
The regular...
Remember the nice rubber Band-Aids that were like a little puffy?
They weren't rubber, but they were like...
They weren't...
There was like the fabric ones.
Oh, the padded ones.
Yeah, the padded ones were nice.
I don't know.
Honestly, I'm thinking back and I don't remember Band-Aids ever working very
well at all.
I guess I just got a lot of paper cuts.
So they're always on the tip of my finger and they just fall off.
I remember being in the pool and like making the decision being like, I am a
bad person.
Yeah, right.
Just letting it go.
And just being like, this is the kind of person I am.
Yeah.
I remember being in a pool when I was a kid and somebody...
It was like a outdoor neighborhood pool and a child had shit in the pool.
Yeah.
And it must have been one of the dog days of summer because there was like...
I mean, this pool couldn't have been more packed and there were so many people
around the pool
while the lifeguard just had that like long pole.
Shit, for sure.
Yeah, that big, like that giant net on the 18-foot pole just like...
With a net?
With you and you just got to...
You know, I'm a child, so in my mind there's 7,000 people here.
Yeah.
While this guy's like...
Can you imagine having to watch this guy fish your turd?
That's ruined the summer.
I think that would make my summer.
I shit in the lake once and I thought it would sink.
No, why would it sink?
You used the toilet every fucking day.
I remember I saw a jackass and they were jerking off those sea cucumbers and I
was like,
those are at the bottom, so shit will go to the bottom.
And I shit.
I had to shit so bad.
So this is when you were an adult.
Like 13.
Oh, all right.
And my dad was banging this woman in a tent.
And I really needed to shit, but I had to get him in order to shit.
Why?
So then I shit in the lake.
I don't know.
So then I shit in the lake and it floated right up by my head.
I was shocked.
I must have been like 8, not 13.
Yeah.
But jackass was that when we were 8.
Maybe not you.
You're really, really.
Yeah, I was 27, jackass.
Yeah.