Name: Nick Mullen on Kurt Metzger & Amy Schumer Controversy | The Jordan Jensen Show
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You know who I always liked? I'm going to forget his name. Remember Ryan, like,
O'Flanterty?
Ryan, his L.A. comic. He was part of that Dead Kevin sketch group. Ryan, fuck,
god damn it.
I don't know anybody's name.
Yeah, I forget people's. Do you know what's crazy? You know how fucking bad my
brain's
gotten? I couldn't remember Michael Caine's name for, like, 30 minutes, but I
can remember
his birth name, which is Maurice Micklewhite. And I had to Google, I had to
Google, what
is Maurice Micklewhite's name? But sometimes that happens to me with, like,
words. Like,
I'm like, I'm like, is meat? Do you say I'm going to meet this? I meet? Or I
met? You
know what I mean? Like, sometimes it's that simple where it's, like, full
retardation.
Ryan O'Flanagan. He's an L.A. comic. But, I mean, I would just see him at Mike's
in L.A.,
he's like a very funny joke writer, and then it's all just, it's all just, like,
clever.
Observations about things around you. Yeah, observations and stuff. I'm not
going to do
his best. Well, what about the comedian? It sounds like this. You've seen him,
leather jacket,
had cancer. He's like, you're, his, his cadence is like, have you been? You
ever have cancer?
It is like that. Have you been? You've had cancer once, and hopefully not again.
That's his cadence.
That is what he sounds like. You know the guy, Eric something? Oh, Eric, uh,
what's his name?
Eric Cancer. Yes. Eric, Eric Cancer. Our name is Eric Cancer. There it is. That's
what it sounds
like. Eric Cancerberg. Yes. No, I used to know him because he would put, when I
first moved to New
York, I was friends with him, and I would do a show at Cobra Club all the time.
Yeah. Um, but then
he got cancer, and I saw him at a bar, and he looked like he was going to die.
Everybody got ready for
him to die. Yeah, we did that. And then he just got, like, hot. Big charity
show, and then, yeah,
he went to the gym four times. He beat cancer somehow. Yeah, I remember that.
He was like, I saw him,
and he looked like fucking Uncle Bester, dude. He was like, probably in the
chemo. He's like,
immediately, and he's like, just drinking in the basement of the creek in the
cave, which I'm like,
there's no way this place is making your cancer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it did.
It cured him.
No, this whole thing's filled with diarrhea and radon. I don't know what you,
like, get out of here.
Have you done the one in the... And then he went to Blink, and fucking did,
like, did incline sit-ups
on Instagram one time. He went to Hot Topic and Blink back and forth. Yeah,
yeah, he's like,
turns out I didn't have cancer at all. It's just, uh... It turns out I didn't
have cancer at all.
It was just open mics that were doing it to me. Um, yeah, well, he's like a one-liner
comic.
Yeah. Yeah. But he has good observations. I guess it's like, it's hard to
describe what
Flanagan did, but, like, every single joke he'd... I would watch him, and I'd
be like,
ah, I wish I could do comedy like that. Really? Yeah.
I'm trying to think of somebody like that. There are people who you're like,
you see,
you see the world in a way that has zero filter of yourself. You know what I
mean?
Like, they'll see something and be like, that doesn't make any sense here.
Right.
Which is good. And it's things that make perfect sense.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's like people that have, like, true comedian brain.
I guess Kurt's
like that. Kurt is like that. Yeah. One of my favorite Kurt's stories is, and
then people
are going to fact check me on this. I'm not sure, but, um, I don't know. It was
on Race Wars
one time, and there was a conversation, and I don't know how it got there, but
it was about,
like, lobsters and whether or not lobsters feel pain. And there's, like, a
famous David
Foster Wallace essay about going to Maine for the Lobster Fest. And this, like,
you know,
he belabors this, like, metaphysical question about what pain is and whether lobsters
feel
it because, you know, they can, they say, oh, they scream, but it's actually
just air being
released from the thing. And it's like, is it just, like, we understand what
pain is and
we know that if we were the lobster, this would cause pain. So it's not good to
inflict anything
that we would perceive as pain because it damages us, you know? And then I'm
not sure it's ever
addressed in the essay by this, like, fucking snooty, you know, like, uh,
intellect bro.
Mm-hmm.
But Kurt one time was just, like, he's, like, of course, I'll just feel pain.
All they do is pinch
for a living. You're not going to tell me something that pinches for a living
and doesn't know what
pain is.
Yeah.
For a living.
For a living.
Yeah, right.
That's how they make their, you know?
Yeah, that's what its job is to pinch things.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The, the thing, I mean, cause it's like, that's not, the pinchers to crack open
hermit
crab shells or something.
Yeah.
That Kurt would see a lobster and think that the lobster is like, well, I'm
just here to
pinch.
Yeah, I just want to make people have microscopic amounts of pain.
Yeah.
Just pinch people on the beach.
Yeah.
I just want to lightly kick people.
Right.
Like on a baby's sand bucket.
Yeah, yeah.
That's what's in his mind.
This is a cartoon lobster pinching things.
But yeah, the fact that there was that, like, essay and then it doesn't really
address that.
But I guess that's just sort of like, you know, what I always liked about Kurt
and the
way his mind works.
His half hour, he recorded the same thing I did.
I'm sure it's, like, amazing.
It's so good.
Yeah.
His whole thing about Ukrainian war, curing, solving, solving COVID.
Yeah.
He's like, there's one part where he yells.
He's like, you see somebody wearing a mask and you're like, we're not doing
that anymore.
And he just lets loose.
It's so good.
He's really good.
But when we were in the green room, he would be right here telling me, like, an
insane conspiracy
about Ukraine, about the government, about all these things.
And somebody would come in and be like, hey, just making sure you guys need
makeup.
And he would, like, just ice them out.
Never stop looking at me.
When I was done, he'd be like, anyway, when I was, like, he'd be climbing up
into my eardrum,
being like, and I just feel like the Ukrainian war is only a wait a minute.
And he could not.
There was no turning it off at any point.
They'd be like, hey, you're going on in three minutes.
And he'd be like, and Putin is good.
Yeah.
He gets fired up.
I mean, I haven't seen him, you know, me and him used to be pretty good friends.
But after he moved to LA, I just, I never.
It's crazy that he lives in LA.
I talk to him, like, once a year.
Yeah.
Well, that seems to be, the move is, like, people move to LA when their career
in New York is done one way or the other.
Either you've maxed out what you can do in New York or the bottom fell out.
Yeah.
And he had that, you know, I mean, Amy threw him under the fucking bus on
Charlie Rose.
What happened?
Well, you know, it was like, what was that, 2014, 2015 was when all this
culture war stuff started infecting comedy, I guess.
And Kurt would just get into arguments on Facebook.
And then he started picking fights with, it was actually Sadie Doyle originally.
Sadie Doyle went to a Sam Morrill show.
And Sam Morrill was like, you know.
Who's Sadie Doyle?
But she wrote for, like, Tiger Beat or something.
Oh, okay, okay.
Yeah, I don't know.
She's like an online, like, you know, like a feminist writer.
Yeah.
I guess.
With, like, distinctly liberal politics.
And she, yeah, I guess went to a Sam Morrill show and wrote something about Sam
Morrill.
And, like, took his jokes out of context to, like, paint him in the worst light
possible.
And it's, like, like, relaying stuff as if they weren't jokes.
Yeah.
And, like, comics hadn't really dealt with that yet.
Like, this was, like, for one of the first instances of people going after
comedians on the internet for things that they say and do.
Right.
So, certainly for somebody like Kurt, who's, like, spent so much time in the
world of comedy or whatever.
It's, like, around that same time was the first time they had Lindy West on
that W. Kamau Bell show.
And they had her debate, like, Jim Norton.
Oh, okay, okay.
Yeah.
This is when they started making comedians into journalist type people.
They started making them into.
Well, not really.
It's, like, they got into this weird, like, thing where it was, like, it was
such a bizarre showing because Jim's, like, just sort of presenting the point
that seems to make sense in a comedian's mind.
And then Lindy's just hitting him with the same array of, you know, like,
complaints that, anyways, the point is, Sadie Doyle wrote this thing about Sam
Morrill and then Kurt started telling Peter, he's, like, posting online that he
is Sadie Doyle, that he made up the character Sadie Doyle or whatever.
That's awesome.
And that she's not real.
Yeah.
And then I guess that had some kind of backlash and Sadie was very angry about
that.
So she was on the warpath against Kurt.
That's crazy to be angry about it.
I have no idea.
I mean, you know.
Did he make a fake account with a face in you?
I don't know how far he went.
I mean, this is also, this is almost 10 years ago now.
So it's, like, kind of, like, pressing my memory.
Yeah.
But that's where it started with him and them.
And then he would get into it with Lindy online.
And at one point, I think the final straw for him, because his, he was, like,
you know, the same thing as Ari, it's, like, just don't apologize.
And then he's, like, well, I didn't really do anything, you know.
Like, I'm allowed to argue with people.
Mm-hmm.
And it never really, like, blew up into anything.
It was just, like, just arguments on Facebook.
And then, yeah, the real thing was when Aaron Glazer, the Aaron Glazer
accusations.
What was it, UCB?
Yeah.
That whole thing, because the way that started with the Aaron Glazer thing was,
like, that was a Facebook post that was, like, hey, everyone, I heard that UCB,
somebody at UCB told me that Aaron Glazer is a rapist.
Yeah.
And even I was, like, what do you mean somebody, like, blew up this whole thing?
It's, like, there's not even an accusation here.
This is a rumor about somebody.
Right.
I mean, like, this is, like, there needs to be more information.
Wasn't this girl, wasn't the person, like, hey, the victim doesn't want to say
anything, so I'll say it, he's a rapist?
It was another level further than that.
Oh, really?
It was, like, my buddy's buddy said.
It was, like, the victim said something to somebody at UCB.
And then there was a screenshot of a message from a person at UCB who was, like,
also anonymous.
And then that was, like, relayed to, I mean, there was, like, all of these
levels to it.
Yeah.
Where it wasn't just, like, there's no, like, it's not clear what you're even
canceling from, just, like, this association with this idea that some kind of,
like, sex crime was committed.
My friend went into an Apple store where he was working.
Yeah.
Like, I walked in and he was working there.
So I immediately walked out and I'll never go to Apple again.
And I'm, like, I think it's punishment.
And, I mean, he's working at an Apple store.
He's not doing comedy.
That, do you think that was a diversity hire for them?
Because Apple's, like, look, we kind of really tapped out with, like, I went to
an Apple store one time.
And, because, you know, they were, like, the first company that were, like, we
want our fucking store to look like a fucking, like, an advertisement for, you
know, like.
Alien abduction.
A regional bank.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, it's just fucking every guy.
We got a Chinese guy.
We got a wheelchair.
Oh, the UN.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Totally.
And I went into one one time and there was, like, a white lady there.
Just a regular white lady.
And I was, like, oh, that's interesting.
You're, like, did I fucking do the AT&T?
And then I look over and she's like.
Oh, my God.
This is lovely.
That's too good.
But, yeah, I mean, that's when you think that they were, like, look, we got
everything.
Like, how about.
I thought they figured out that if they hire a lot of Indian and Chinese people,
they're just going to do a better job.
I think that's what they did.
Yeah, how about.
How about.
There's one black guy in there and he's, like, stock man.
We get.
We get.
Not only a white guy, but one that's been multiple ag rape accusations.
It's a diversity guy.
Oh, yeah.
Maybe.
So, that happened and then Kurt would, like, really get into it.
Like, he'd be.
He was, like, mad that the, you know.
He would, like, get into it with people on Facebook.
Like, he's like, you can't just, like, fucking cancel somebody.
Making that same argument.
It's like.
Maybe a step further saying, oh, the.
Like, if there's an act, like, either tell the police or shut up.
Which, you know, I don't really agree with, but.
Yeah.
You know, the, like, just, like, four levels of hearsay is, like, is where the
thing started.
And then that was it.
That did it.
And then it blew up.
An article got written about him that finally got some traction.
And then Amy Schumer had to go on Charlie Rose that week for whatever reason.
There was people calling.
Because the headlines were Amy Schumer's writer for Inside Amy Schumer defends
rapists.
You know, it was, like, stuff like that.
And so Amy goes on Charlie Rose.
And Charlie Rose is, like, what's the deal with you and Dawson rape culture on
your show?
You know.
And she's, like, well.
She's, like, Kurt's my friend and I love him, but he needs to shut up.
Like, she's, like, yeah, basically just fucking.
She's, like, I just want to make it clear that Kurt is not a writer on the show.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
It was, like, you know, after her, too, he defended her because, you know, all
the compound media
guys, like, the sort of, they would always go after her for stealing jokes.
And Kurt would, like, very aggressively defend, you know, Amy for not being a
joke thief.
Mm-hmm.
So that was kind of fucked up.
Is she a joke thief?
I don't think so.
I don't think people actually--
I don't know if anybody is a joke thief.
Yeah, it's not.
I've seen so many people be, like, that's my joke.
And I'm like, yeah.
That's my joke.
And I'm like, yeah.
That's my joke.
And I'm like, yeah.
That's my joke.
And I'm like, yeah.
That's my joke.
And I'm like, yeah.
That's my joke.
And I'm like, yeah.
That's my joke.
And I'm like, yeah.
That's my joke.
And I'm like, yeah.
That's my joke.
And I'm like, yeah.

Nick Mullen on Kurt Metzger & Amy Schumer Controversy | The Jordan Jensen Show

You know who I always liked? I'm going to forget his name. Remember Ryan, like,
O'Flanterty?
Ryan, his L.A. comic. He was part of that Dead Kevin sketch group. Ryan, fuck,
god damn it.
I don't know anybody's name.
Yeah, I forget people's. Do you know what's crazy? You know how fucking bad my
brain's
gotten? I couldn't remember Michael Caine's name for, like, 30 minutes, but I
can remember
his birth name, which is Maurice Micklewhite. And I had to Google, I had to
Google, what
is Maurice Micklewhite's name? But sometimes that happens to me with, like,
words. Like,
I'm like, I'm like, is meat? Do you say I'm going to meet this? I meet? Or I
met? You
know what I mean? Like, sometimes it's that simple where it's, like, full
retardation.
Ryan O'Flanagan. He's an L.A. comic. But, I mean, I would just see him at Mike's
in L.A.,
he's like a very funny joke writer, and then it's all just, it's all just, like,
clever.
Observations about things around you. Yeah, observations and stuff. I'm not
going to do
his best. Well, what about the comedian? It sounds like this. You've seen him,
leather jacket,
had cancer. He's like, you're, his, his cadence is like, have you been? You
ever have cancer?
It is like that. Have you been? You've had cancer once, and hopefully not again.
That's his cadence.
That is what he sounds like. You know the guy, Eric something? Oh, Eric, uh,
what's his name?
Eric Cancer. Yes. Eric, Eric Cancer. Our name is Eric Cancer. There it is. That's
what it sounds
like. Eric Cancerberg. Yes. No, I used to know him because he would put, when I
first moved to New
York, I was friends with him, and I would do a show at Cobra Club all the time.
Yeah. Um, but then
he got cancer, and I saw him at a bar, and he looked like he was going to die.
Everybody got ready for
him to die. Yeah, we did that. And then he just got, like, hot. Big charity
show, and then, yeah,
he went to the gym four times. He beat cancer somehow. Yeah, I remember that.
He was like, I saw him,
and he looked like fucking Uncle Bester, dude. He was like, probably in the
chemo. He's like,
immediately, and he's like, just drinking in the basement of the creek in the
cave, which I'm like,
there's no way this place is making your cancer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it did.
It cured him.
No, this whole thing's filled with diarrhea and radon. I don't know what you,
like, get out of here.
Have you done the one in the... And then he went to Blink, and fucking did,
like, did incline sit-ups
on Instagram one time. He went to Hot Topic and Blink back and forth. Yeah,
yeah, he's like,
turns out I didn't have cancer at all. It's just, uh... It turns out I didn't
have cancer at all.
It was just open mics that were doing it to me. Um, yeah, well, he's like a one-liner
comic.
Yeah. Yeah. But he has good observations. I guess it's like, it's hard to
describe what
Flanagan did, but, like, every single joke he'd... I would watch him, and I'd
be like,
ah, I wish I could do comedy like that. Really? Yeah.
I'm trying to think of somebody like that. There are people who you're like,
you see,
you see the world in a way that has zero filter of yourself. You know what I
mean?
Like, they'll see something and be like, that doesn't make any sense here.
Right.
Which is good. And it's things that make perfect sense.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's like people that have, like, true comedian brain.
I guess Kurt's
like that. Kurt is like that. Yeah. One of my favorite Kurt's stories is, and
then people
are going to fact check me on this. I'm not sure, but, um, I don't know. It was
on Race Wars
one time, and there was a conversation, and I don't know how it got there, but
it was about,
like, lobsters and whether or not lobsters feel pain. And there's, like, a
famous David
Foster Wallace essay about going to Maine for the Lobster Fest. And this, like,
you know,
he belabors this, like, metaphysical question about what pain is and whether lobsters
feel
it because, you know, they can, they say, oh, they scream, but it's actually
just air being
released from the thing. And it's like, is it just, like, we understand what
pain is and
we know that if we were the lobster, this would cause pain. So it's not good to
inflict anything
that we would perceive as pain because it damages us, you know? And then I'm
not sure it's ever
addressed in the essay by this, like, fucking snooty, you know, like, uh,
intellect bro.
Mm-hmm.
But Kurt one time was just, like, he's, like, of course, I'll just feel pain.
All they do is pinch
for a living. You're not going to tell me something that pinches for a living
and doesn't know what
pain is.
Yeah.
For a living.
For a living.
Yeah, right.
That's how they make their, you know?
Yeah, that's what its job is to pinch things.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The, the thing, I mean, cause it's like, that's not, the pinchers to crack open
hermit
crab shells or something.
Yeah.
That Kurt would see a lobster and think that the lobster is like, well, I'm
just here to
pinch.
Yeah, I just want to make people have microscopic amounts of pain.
Yeah.
Just pinch people on the beach.
Yeah.
I just want to lightly kick people.
Right.
Like on a baby's sand bucket.
Yeah, yeah.
That's what's in his mind.
This is a cartoon lobster pinching things.
But yeah, the fact that there was that, like, essay and then it doesn't really
address that.
But I guess that's just sort of like, you know, what I always liked about Kurt
and the
way his mind works.
His half hour, he recorded the same thing I did.
I'm sure it's, like, amazing.
It's so good.
Yeah.
His whole thing about Ukrainian war, curing, solving, solving COVID.
Yeah.
He's like, there's one part where he yells.
He's like, you see somebody wearing a mask and you're like, we're not doing
that anymore.
And he just lets loose.
It's so good.
He's really good.
But when we were in the green room, he would be right here telling me, like, an
insane conspiracy
about Ukraine, about the government, about all these things.
And somebody would come in and be like, hey, just making sure you guys need
makeup.
And he would, like, just ice them out.
Never stop looking at me.
When I was done, he'd be like, anyway, when I was, like, he'd be climbing up
into my eardrum,
being like, and I just feel like the Ukrainian war is only a wait a minute.
And he could not.
There was no turning it off at any point.
They'd be like, hey, you're going on in three minutes.
And he'd be like, and Putin is good.
Yeah.
He gets fired up.
I mean, I haven't seen him, you know, me and him used to be pretty good friends.
But after he moved to LA, I just, I never.
It's crazy that he lives in LA.
I talk to him, like, once a year.
Yeah.
Well, that seems to be, the move is, like, people move to LA when their career
in New York is done one way or the other.
Either you've maxed out what you can do in New York or the bottom fell out.
Yeah.
And he had that, you know, I mean, Amy threw him under the fucking bus on
Charlie Rose.
What happened?
Well, you know, it was like, what was that, 2014, 2015 was when all this
culture war stuff started infecting comedy, I guess.
And Kurt would just get into arguments on Facebook.
And then he started picking fights with, it was actually Sadie Doyle originally.
Sadie Doyle went to a Sam Morrill show.
And Sam Morrill was like, you know.
Who's Sadie Doyle?
But she wrote for, like, Tiger Beat or something.
Oh, okay, okay.
Yeah, I don't know.
She's like an online, like, you know, like a feminist writer.
Yeah.
I guess.
With, like, distinctly liberal politics.
And she, yeah, I guess went to a Sam Morrill show and wrote something about Sam
Morrill.
And, like, took his jokes out of context to, like, paint him in the worst light
possible.
And it's, like, like, relaying stuff as if they weren't jokes.
Yeah.
And, like, comics hadn't really dealt with that yet.
Like, this was, like, for one of the first instances of people going after
comedians on the internet for things that they say and do.
Right.
So, certainly for somebody like Kurt, who's, like, spent so much time in the
world of comedy or whatever.
It's, like, around that same time was the first time they had Lindy West on
that W. Kamau Bell show.
And they had her debate, like, Jim Norton.
Oh, okay, okay.
Yeah.
This is when they started making comedians into journalist type people.
They started making them into.
Well, not really.
It's, like, they got into this weird, like, thing where it was, like, it was
such a bizarre showing because Jim's, like, just sort of presenting the point
that seems to make sense in a comedian's mind.
And then Lindy's just hitting him with the same array of, you know, like,
complaints that, anyways, the point is, Sadie Doyle wrote this thing about Sam
Morrill and then Kurt started telling Peter, he's, like, posting online that he
is Sadie Doyle, that he made up the character Sadie Doyle or whatever.
That's awesome.
And that she's not real.
Yeah.
And then I guess that had some kind of backlash and Sadie was very angry about
that.
So she was on the warpath against Kurt.
That's crazy to be angry about it.
I have no idea.
I mean, you know.
Did he make a fake account with a face in you?
I don't know how far he went.
I mean, this is also, this is almost 10 years ago now.
So it's, like, kind of, like, pressing my memory.
Yeah.
But that's where it started with him and them.
And then he would get into it with Lindy online.
And at one point, I think the final straw for him, because his, he was, like,
you know, the same thing as Ari, it's, like, just don't apologize.
And then he's, like, well, I didn't really do anything, you know.
Like, I'm allowed to argue with people.
Mm-hmm.
And it never really, like, blew up into anything.
It was just, like, just arguments on Facebook.
And then, yeah, the real thing was when Aaron Glazer, the Aaron Glazer
accusations.
What was it, UCB?
Yeah.
That whole thing, because the way that started with the Aaron Glazer thing was,
like, that was a Facebook post that was, like, hey, everyone, I heard that UCB,
somebody at UCB told me that Aaron Glazer is a rapist.
Yeah.
And even I was, like, what do you mean somebody, like, blew up this whole thing?
It's, like, there's not even an accusation here.
This is a rumor about somebody.
Right.
I mean, like, this is, like, there needs to be more information.
Wasn't this girl, wasn't the person, like, hey, the victim doesn't want to say
anything, so I'll say it, he's a rapist?
It was another level further than that.
Oh, really?
It was, like, my buddy's buddy said.
It was, like, the victim said something to somebody at UCB.
And then there was a screenshot of a message from a person at UCB who was, like,
also anonymous.
And then that was, like, relayed to, I mean, there was, like, all of these
levels to it.
Yeah.
Where it wasn't just, like, there's no, like, it's not clear what you're even
canceling from, just, like, this association with this idea that some kind of,
like, sex crime was committed.
My friend went into an Apple store where he was working.
Yeah.
Like, I walked in and he was working there.
So I immediately walked out and I'll never go to Apple again.
And I'm, like, I think it's punishment.
And, I mean, he's working at an Apple store.
He's not doing comedy.
That, do you think that was a diversity hire for them?
Because Apple's, like, look, we kind of really tapped out with, like, I went to
an Apple store one time.
And, because, you know, they were, like, the first company that were, like, we
want our fucking store to look like a fucking, like, an advertisement for, you
know, like.
Alien abduction.
A regional bank.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, it's just fucking every guy.
We got a Chinese guy.
We got a wheelchair.
Oh, the UN.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Totally.
And I went into one one time and there was, like, a white lady there.
Just a regular white lady.
And I was, like, oh, that's interesting.
You're, like, did I fucking do the AT&T?
And then I look over and she's like.
Oh, my God.
This is lovely.
That's too good.
But, yeah, I 