Name: The Mexican Alien Skeleton | The Jordan Jensen Show
Uploaded: 2023-09-21T14:00:37.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Mexican Alien Skeleton | The Jordan Jensen Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-09-21. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Mexican Alien Skeleton | The Jordan Jensen Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-09-21. Transcript available.

not allowed you say anyways so yeah you I mean you you you've already you've
done not necessarily
deep dive but you've looked into this uh this little alien this little fucker I
said that well
that's what I love about it is that it's a Mexican version of an alien that
they have an alien and
it's like if you imagine light years away that there's there's alien America
and there's a Mexico
alien Mexico like they somehow found Mexico it's a little guy he's little Harry
texted it to me this
morning you've met Harry he's got a spider-man backpack from Kmart filled with
Milwaukee he has a
kid that's as tall as him yeah um yeah Harry texted me and said they uncovered
they uncovered two little
fuckers and I was like what and then I saw the picture it is it has to be fake
they look like
little sculptures but yeah well I mean I would do that if I was Mexico if
everybody was like you're
aliens you're aliens it's some kind of fossilized thing but like I don't think
I think they made it
recently and they gave it a shroud because all of the stuff I've read there's
nobody being like we
dated the skin I I briefly read that they did do radiocarbon dating on it and
it went back a thousand
but what if it's that's just what little Mexicans look like I don't think I was
saying it was a baby and
then somebody's like it's pregnant well I would assume that it's just a doll or
a sculpture or
something that was made out of some kind of old stuff yeah material that like I
I don't know I
mean I would imagine when things are fossilized it loses some of its everything
kind of turns to like
ash or dirt anyway yeah how do you know like it's probably just a doll yeah I
think Occam's razor here
okay it's definitely not a fucking alien it's not 1700 years ago who looks like
every alien we've always
yeah right yeah and has obvious little like sculpture like anybody who plays
with Sculpey
for five minutes makes that thing yeah yeah I mean that would be fucked up it
would be weird if in our
time our lifetime that like uh all like there's just aliens and they are like
they were in the movies
and that's all that's why they yeah and uh and then also like like science does
the things that are
supposed to be impossible because it must have been crazy if you like grew up
if you were like 40 years
old in like 1905 for whenever the wright brothers made that stupid plane yeah
you know if they were
like 40 and you're like what do you mean we can fly yeah yeah yeah totally well
that's how I feel
about the watch I when I was little I had a pretend an imaginary computer watch
that I would hit and be
like beep beep boop boop yeah and now it just is something that we have right I
remember as a kid
they would say that they're like eventually computers gonna be so small you can
wear one as a watch yeah just
imagine like a little desktop computer made desktop it's like a tiny they
should make that use with
like a toothpick yeah I'm like that doesn't really seem very convenient and now
this thing just pissing
me off all the time because I I can't wear those things I always what about
when it tells you to
breathe I couldn't get mine to stop doing that oh yeah no I uh when it's like
calm down mine doesn't do
that I think because I do I do like yoga and stuff really so it logs the like
mindfulness minutes or
something it can feel your yoga no you just said I say hey hey I'm doing oh you're
using it how they
should be is you're you're a tech guy yeah did you look up stuff um no I guess
I could I seem to have
lost I I looked it up and they found two I kind of lost my damn phone here one
of the aliens is pregnant
not it is was no they found eggs inside of it eggs yeah they found they found a
fetus inside the alien
isn't it weird that chickens periods is just an egg crazy yeah um what uh hold
on they'll sit on them
to try and make them babies but it's just them saying a alien this is nice yeah
I feel like the reason this
story came out is just to fuck up the google results when conservatives are
looking for
illegal aliens yeah yeah totally they were sick of being called aliens I mean
this thing is
this looks like a shitty halloween decoration
this has to be like just some like congressman and and sorry not never mind uh
cut bleep that ginsburg
uh you can't say retard I don't want to reach this base it's like colloquial
now it's like retards are
saying retard yeah anyways I don't want to uh this has got to be just a moron
this is a guy from like
a congressional district with nine people in it yeah you know he's like he's
like the this beloved member
of the community that probably owns like a shaved ice truck and they're like we're
sending pablo to
congress yeah and then he's there and he's like look I found an alien but he
talks way louder and
then everybody in congress in mexican congress is like yeah this is basically
this is basically our
major e taylor green is like our dumbest congress man you know like this can't
be well and they had
somebody look at it from the like if you look it up it's like the alien
investigations it's like some guy with
like it's very racist to assume that mexican congress is taking this seriously
you know what
i mean there's no way that it looks like they really are it looks like they're
being like we have this
thing okay yeah because it's their their congress is probably like our congress
and it's like great we
don't have to work for the next hour we'll just let this fucking dumb ass talk
about aliens oh yeah yeah
is he taught he talked about it in congress he went in and set it up on a
little table yeah this is my
little guy they've been displayed the mexican politicians oh i'm sorry i was
under the impression
that a congressional representative brought the alien in and was like you know
for show and tell they
have show and tell there i think they did no it was it was too small all right
from cusco peru
represented it wasn't even their alien it was from peru yeah but they had them
because they spoke
spanish yes yeah if i was spearheaded by journalists and ufo ufologist ufologist
they need to make that
a better word they do it's bad definitely not webmaster though also you can't
combine o and ologist you
know what i mean that's that's like a weird branding thing i'm an ophologist
yeah i would like to offer
my sincerest ophology i'm not trying now i'm not trying to be an alien ophologist
i think what they're
doing is wrong but jamie masson who testified under oath that the mummified
specimens are not part of
our terrestrial evolution with almost a third of their dna remaining unknown
okay so they have a way to
extract dna from these things but the dna is unknown it looks like it's well i
guess i don't know
can't you extract dna from a t-shirt can you i think so all right couldn't you
be like what is
this and you i don't know i mean if you honestly if you go to reddit i'm sure
someone can explain why
this is like the dumbest thing in the world ginsburg you look like a reddit guy
but it's also like how
how are the they these new you know what i mean all right anyways