Name: Loving Ian Fidance | The Jordan Jensen Show
Uploaded: 2023-09-22T14:00:32.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Loving Ian Fidance | The Jordan Jensen Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-09-22. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Loving Ian Fidance | The Jordan Jensen Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-09-22. Transcript available.

agriculture agriculture it's a that's that hence the horses that's right yeah
you can bet on on the
fattest cow at the fair speaking of fat cows at the fair me and ian are going
we're spec riding
tomorrow yeah i don't understand how you spend so much time with him not not i
mean like day-to-day
stuff i get but like anything that i could only i have a limit i don't think i
could go with ian
to anything where i could see more enthusiasm that he's already bringing to any
situation okay i'll
tell you how because if i said to you get away from me like oh my god wow an ashtray
wow and i'm like
just take it down a notch because if i say take it down he has to this isn't
this the best thing you've
ever seen in vegas with him it was crazy he's like we're smoking insides i'm
like rapidly deteriorating
down to my soul because also you can say to him you can be like i hate you and
i need you to be
quiet and he's like fair fair fair and he'll put himself in the cage
also he's depressed right now which is when we get along really well
yeah how you doing man i've been doing really bad
next time you see him dude i got a rubik's cube
i've got not i just bought 15 fucking rubik's cubes
hey you saw me just point to my lip and you're like heard yeah yeah i got it no
definitely it's a team effort
dude dude dude i was thinking about getting it i'm just i'm getting into
classic tiger electronic
handheld games i just spent eighteen thousand dollars on ebay i got a whole
fucking box of
them we're going to turn them into a podcast studio what do you mean what does
that mean
no i don't think it's going to help if you have the only lego based podcast
studio also you're going
to get sued you can't have the lego podcast where you're talking about sucking
the entire cast of
orange's blue black's cocks i guess luke monas was telling a story last night
about joelis airpods
getting stolen and then ian was like yawn and luke was like sorry it's not a
story about how you're
getting like raped by a thimble of commerce it is every time he talked to me
and he's like oh yeah i had
sex with a lady last night who had a dick so big it ripped the back of my
throat i like that he like
kind of and it's very tempting for comedians to like brand themselves as uh
like mental health
people like the mental health sphere is such a fucking like annoying thing and
then i get it's
like annoying because like i'll get like people will be like dude it's cool
that you've like talked
about i'm like i just because it's a podcast i have nothing else to talk about
i certainly don't
want to brand myself as like somebody with mental illness do you get the retards
at your show just
fully yeah to me it's different to being like i have wrist pain and then you're
like
i've struggled with carpal tunnel and see that represented i don't want to
represent anything
yeah yeah i want to get through the hour and talk about these mexican aliens
yeah i have a lot of
borderline girls coming out to my shows but in in gets into the the branding
himself as a guy or not
branding himself i don't mean that seems unfair but you know he does talk about
mental health stuff
more of the bisexuality yeah but it's the mental health like ian you should be
up you know what i mean
like on drugs no no i don't mean up on drugs but like the the catalyst for this
mental illness is
entirely valid you know it's like the the the mental health internet influencer
ecosphere
it's made because it derives from like you know like uh the economy of white
women inventing problems
that don't exist to solve them oh i see you're having somebody who got raped
basically like it's
like if a method got raped by his father was like right i have mental illness
you could do like
kristen bell being like make sure you're drinking enough water yes yes we both
have that people will
be like i'm just so glad that you have come together to make a podcast where
you're sick people and i'm
like yeah we both had like the most horrendous you know what i mean like we're
not we're not meditating
to get through this we're literally locking ourselves in a basement and losing
oxygen yeah
anyways sorry ian hopefully that wasn't too critical
because he doesn't bill himself as that but he gets billed as that because he
says he has bipolar yeah