Name: Adam's Greatest Bit from the Old Podcast | The Adam Friedland Show
Uploaded: 2023-09-25T13:00:13.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Adam's Greatest Bit from the Old Podcast | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-09-25. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Adam's Greatest Bit from the Old Podcast | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-09-25. Transcript available.

what do you want to talk about i don't know i like uh genuinely speaking i'm i
uh
it feels as if my peen i've i've pooped my pants once again but you've done
that and you've you
still did the show he doesn't know that but you still did the show and in fact
it was a great
episode it wasn't a great episode you were quite rude about it i usually hit
record once i pooped my
pants it was already recording i think no you hit record maybe you hit we were
already sitting there
we're ready to go you hit record yeah well you gotta come on so we're gonna not
record you remember i
called you afterwards and i'll be vulnerable in front of my father and i was i
i was crying yeah but i
thought it was insincere how are you the arbiter of sincerity i don't know but
it really genuinely
what do you i thought legitimately how are you the arbiter of sincerity my
thought was that you were
ecstatic that you had yourself on the show and that you were feigning this no
that you were
feigning this no because it's like this is the funniest thing i've ever done
are you for real it's
such a harmless in this day i went home in this day i went home and i said to
my i said what woman would
ever want to marry me i put my pants on the internet of all of the types of
public humiliation people
can experience all of them shitting yourself publicly is the most uh uh
probably uh it involves the most
integrity i guess i would say that there's no there's no there's no impact
everything that look the way
people are humiliated now you're you old racist tweets you're uh you know you
get me too'd um you're
actually a landlord the thought of people reveling in the humiliation of a of
of me
no what was uh was uh hurled me into an existential crisis legitimately really
and i've humiliated
myself plenty of times that's why i thought i thought you currently i feel the
same way i feel
like you lean into these things no i don't i don't that's your stunted
understanding of human
like uh uh behavior all right then make it what do you mean but then see i tell
you what do you mean
it's a it's a harmless thing it's like a harmless thing to to accidentally a
pair of white linen pants
which is very funny it's a very funny thing and it's also he didn't know nobody
there's nobody in
the world that would be like he didn't know about there's nobody in the world
to say i thought adam
friedland was a good person until i found out he shit his white linen pants
that is nobody would react
that is not the point it is not no it's not no be like oh it turns out he's
actually a bad guy
nobody no it is not a it was not in fact it's the opposite they go oh this guy's
just like everybody
else no there's a there's a pleasure this guy there is a pleasure that people
were
were extracting from that which which made me which if you made me which made
me feel genuinely if you
hadn't shit your pants the talk show would not have the success that it has who
were people imagine the
movie rudy right and the character rudy is a guy that's six six foot four three
hundred and twenty
five pounds yes i understand you know it's like there's a narrative now oh he
really wants to be on
the notre dame football team and he's good at football and now he's on the team
you could never
end of the movie you could never walk a mile in my shoes i'm not saying i could
we play different roles
that man over there made me strong yeah he did okay good strong
but adam you this this experience this helps you with your breath
makes you unique that's what he was saying that's what i'm saying
why are you taking why are you taking his side why are you taking his because i'm
right because guy
who shit his pants is the only type of uh wholesome comeback story that is
possible yeah it makes you
human it's the only possible comeback story uh in in in the year 2023 i'll i'll
ask you this as my
father as a man that moved to this country to start a family hearing that i i
shit my pants
and was pointed and laughed at by thousands of people what is what is your gut
not just any
pants but a pair of white linen pants gossamer white linen pants that i was bragging
about getting
yeah i've known this guy i've known this guy 10 years and he's
my white pants i was a baby and i don't remember why was he wearing your pants
as a baby no because
i pooped on his pants when i was a baby and he still brings it up i was going
to say maybe you
are a nonce after all you guys are getting along famously you guys are getting
along famously
because you guys are getting along famously you're walking around like donald
duck great
it looked like it looked like it looked like i pooped my pants nobody knew that
i had a kid sitting on me
i had to stop waiting wait a minute he was sitting on your ass no i was sitting
on his lap because
he was my father and i was a baby and i shit on his pants and he's been talking
about like you
shit your you shit your pants oh okay it's a cute story for a baby all the way
through the top of your
pants or the back of them well the front you know the front but nobody's like
oh that guy
shit his penis nobody that nobody would think that oh that poor man has that
poor man has reversed
genitalitis just just walking up backwards to the urinal standing in the urinal
taking a piss hey
yeah i'm dizzy and then of course you've got you've got terrible wet pants and
you have to drive in the
car did you did you take your pants off uh but then my underpants were messed
as well you know
it's like the whole catastrophe was that from me or from you from you yeah yeah
he in my car on
the way back from richmond he should his pants in my car and then again when we
moved here you
your pants on the train you were not there i know but you told but this is what
i have digestive issues
he should his pants on the train and then he was going he was going on stage
telling everyone about
it all the time no i wasn't actually yes you were you you used to open with a
bit about
so why would i think that you when you have already branded yourself as the guy
that shits himself
that you doing you quite possibly your best bit on the show for the sake of the
show with special
pants that you made a point of pointing out beforehand he showed up and he's
like everybody look at my
pants he doesn't know he brought it up look before it happened he's like maya
got me these pants so
these are special pants that she got me i didn't brand myself and i'm supposed
to believe that this
is like not you know contrivance inc incontinent contrivance it wasn't my thing
dev in contrivance
it wasn't my thing you get what i get it you get what you're very expressive
yeah you're anal expressive
it's my thing you get it you get it you get it you get it you get it you get it
you get it you get it