Name: Chet Hanks on Biden, Trump and Tom Hanks: Patient Zero | The Adam Friedland Show
Uploaded: 2023-10-03T13:00:20.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Chet Hanks on Biden, Trump and Tom Hanks: Patient Zero | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-10-03. Transcript available.

I heard you know what's crazy I was at this place in the city called say less
have you been to say less mm-hmm it's like a place for cheap shoes no it's
like we're like rappers and like a lot of NBA players and rappers go there can
we go there after this right yeah yeah this girl that I was with told me that
she was there a couple weeks ago she said that Donald Trump was there and
guess and guess who he was with future and little baby he's gonna win dude we
can't be saying this stuff out loud do you want him to win no you don't do you
want Biden to win yeah you want Biden to win I thought you did too I thought
you
said my mom by done gonna be child Donald hey guys I just want to say that you
know like now that Trump's leaving office I think it's important to remember
that
yeah I take that back you take it back I've never said that before but I
officially take that this is exclusive I take back any positive thing I ever
said about Joe Biden because their vaccine that's part of it it's a big part
of it but Trump invented the vaccine the economy is also a big part of it you
want
to elaborate or I mean I don't think he should have given all that money to
Ukraine you know what they're doing and there's flipping weapons dude yeah it's
bullshit the truth is my allegiances were for this Jewish guy that they would
never have
allowed to who Bernie Sanders you don't bang with him yeah why not dude he
couldn't you know he's
not an option you believe some dumb shit Chet no I don't what do you believe I
don't believe the earth
that's what but you do think that the whole vaccine and that whole thing was a
load of crap yes because your dad was the first guy to get it yeah your dad was
uh in the lab at wuhan what he called you yeah what do you say he said me and
mom got covered you don't think that we should have locked down or like what I
thought it was all bullshit it was just all bullshit it was all scam for the
pharmaceutical companies to make a ridiculous amount of money but Trump if
you're saying that you would support him in the next election he was I didn't
say
that oh okay but you wouldn't support Biden I did not say it either though when
have we had a good president man I mean there's been a lot of good presidents
who
in our lifetime dude I think Clinton Bush Obama we're all great for great
presidents I'll give you counterpoints okay okay Clinton I don't know signed
trade
agreements I don't know signed trade agreements decimated labor unions in
this country Bush by the lowest estimates killed a million people in the Middle
East
it was probably closer to 2.5 million people for no reason those are human
lives Obama completely fumbled the bag after people broke the law destroyed the
global economy and literally not a single person had to go to jail for it I
think
if Trump had just been like more careful with his words he would have been a
great president you know mm-hmm now we got Biden and I mean it's like here's my
thing right when COVID happened and they said we're gonna cut we're working to
come
up with the vaccine I thought all right cool you know they'll come up with the
vaccine if people want to go take the vaccine yeah take the vaccine cool no
problems with that I started having a problem when they said no you have to
take the vaccine yeah if you want to go out to a public place if you want to
fucking go to your job right yeah yeah then this this is crossing a line do you
think that you would have been okay with mask mandates if you weren't fine as
shit no
dude I walked into 7-eleven it's three in the fucking morning it's empty right
I don't have a mask on right the dude fucking behind you gotta put your mask on
I fucking was oh I was just I fucking lost it I was like shut the fuck up he's
like no you gotta I'm like okay fine here I put it on I had it down below my
nose oh badass then he goes again now you gotta put it up like that little shit
you gotta pull it up and bring it over your nose I don't really think about
that stuff as much because like I don't I don't I don't fucking know like I'm
I don't have a mask on, right? The dude fucking behind, you gotta put your mask
on. I fucking was like, I fucking lost it. I was like, shut the fuck up. He was
like, no, you gotta, I'm like, okay, fine, here, I put it on. I had it down
below my nose.
Badass.
Then he goes, no, you gotta put it up, like, that little shit, you gotta pull
it up and bring it over your nose.
I don't really think about that stuff as much because, like, I don't fucking
know, like, I'm dumb, but what I do know is, like, that people are pretty
fucking lonely in this country and that fucking suicide is on the rise.
Yeah.
I saw a thing where Gen Z is, like, 48% of them have mental illness. These are
the kids that were taken out of schools.
Yeah.
And I do think that that's a real thing that we don't talk a lot about, and I
think it's all about this fucking vaccine.
I think that the conversation just needs to be expanded because I think that,
like, it does.